Wow, Chad. Not sure where that came from, but here are some summertime randoms for you, birthday boy...
-That stat I've heard is that for every hour you lose/gain when traveling across time zones, it takes that many days to completely get back to normal. Makes sense that today is the first day I feel like I'm back in the saddle. Next vacation is staying in the Eastern Time Zone.
-Something I never quite got the hang of as a kid...breaking in my baseball glove. Other kids and their dads went through processes, either elaborate or simple, to get the thing to their liking. My dad wasn't into sports(still isn't) and probably never governed a glove, so I was basically left to figuring it out for myself. Tried for a few years and then realized that it wasn't worth the trouble, so I just relied on my own hand-eye coordination and superior athleticism instead of glove hacks.
-This is the time of the year when buddies start talking about all the different "summer beers" they enjoy, and I awkwardly try to switch the convo to Disney World or something.
-It was nice when the Indians were the clear bully of their division and winning titles, being mentioned for WS titles(don't even start, Clark), etc., but that window of division dominance is clearly closed. Instead, it's been fun to watch them scrap with four established position players, a bunch of youngsters, and a band-aid for a pitching staff. For that lineup to be eight games over .500 has been impressive. Just snag that wild card, that's all I'm asking.
-I used to watch "90 Day Fiance" until they just started recycling all the same couples over and over, so now all my white trash bandwidth is focused on "Big Brother".
-Kids' track meets>>>>>>kids' swim meets. And it's not even close. Glad they're both over for the season, so I can get back to what I do best in the summer....having a terrible yard and posting long lists of randoms that no one will read all the way through.