-I don't watch television because I'm always outside somewhere screaming at my kid to run faster.
-All of you are smarmy pricks besides WCC, who(m) I've always really respected.
-I assume Geese hates me, and believe me, I get it, but I do appreciate that he's ALL-IN on Versailles and Woodford County, even only having lived here a few years now. It's natural to like the place right away, but I've often felt that you don't LOVE it until you drive over to Jessamine County and realize how grateful you are not to live with all those slapnuts, who have to hold their breath as they commute past that ramshackle strip of empty storefronts every day, just praying that they won't blow out a tire driving over all the discarded Juul pods scattered across Nicholasville Road.
-Boog Sciambi is the only good baseball announcer under the age of whatever Marty is.