GYERO ARCHIVE

[PTI (pti)]

* Dressing up tonight for the first time in god knows how long. Going with the Boogie Nights theme, and will eventually cross that fantasy off the checklist by crushing Roller Girl.

* I'm actually inspired by some of you parents, using your toddler children as the butt of your own jokes. My buds are dressing their 2 year old daughter up as Bride of Chucky (and her bestie as Chucky), then tonight as Pennywise from It.

It's child abuse, more or less. But that's cool, since it's funny.

* You know what really grinds my gears?? People who don't know how to use freaking Uber.

You update your pickup to an exact spot/business/location/address, and don't rely on their inexact "your location" GPS. Ugh. It's not that gd hard, people.

* For today's Charmin soft/everyone's offended story of the day, Jadaveon Clowney dressed as a prisoner for Halloween, prompting the Houston Texans to apologize and defend their star player.

http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/...rn-jadeveon-clowney-not-shot-owner-bob-mcnair

* While we're at it.....someone will slip up and go all Black Face tonight. I won't be the least bit offended.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

I googled it and evidently its candy flavored shit.

that charcoal bruh

 

[BernieSadori]

How about poop face? Haven't done that since the MSU Halloween tailgate.

Never forget those little black kids looking at me with anger and disgust.

 

[cawoodsct]

Passing out these tonight.

 

[Hankshaker]

Passing out these tonight.

Not until the hole in your yard gets news coverage, hoss. You gotta earn it.

 

[BernieSadori]

Ninja toes were good. Chocolate covered nuts of some sort.

Ex Stepdad used to call them that and I had no idea that wasn't what they were actually named. Still don't, actually.

 

[cricket3]

At least that's what my old family members were referring to when they said n***** toes

 

[cole854]

Passing out these tonight.

Why on earth would you think a kid would like those? Oh wait...never mind, too easy. #halloweendumbass

 

[cawoodsct]

Why on earth would you think a kid would like those? Oh wait...never mind, too easy. #halloweendumbass

 

[Century Cat]

You can't pick and choose which GYERO jokes to "get".

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

i'll be giving out airplane bottles of Cholula, this evening

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Werthers are good tbh

 

[JwowPalumbo]

Passing out these tonight.

.
Going old school GYERO and handing out bible verses.

 

[TransyCat09]

It's gonna be Trick or Teet at this couples' house.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

NYC

 

[BernieSadori]

Not safe anywhere.

Last I looked 5 were dead and others injured. Crazy scene.

 

[SAECATFAN]

Y'all laugh but I'm probably the baddest MF in here along with BRax.

 

[drxman1]

Seems like a perfect night to play some Mummies.

 

[ukwizard]

That is terrible.

 

[HymanKaplan]

Knee grow toes are brazil nuts. That's what MY grandparents referred to them as. Those cream drops or WeverTF those other things are, well, I have no idea.

No candy to give out this year, but I do have a bunch of defective eclipse glasses left over. So that's what they're getting.

Hang onto those until 2024 kid. You can sell them on ebay for 15 bucks a pair. Now, beat it.

 

[catsfanbgky]

At least that's what my old family members were referring to when they said n***** toes

Same thing my racist ass family called them.

 

[HymanKaplan]

Bootsy Collins' new album. If u like funk you'll thank me

 

[cawoodsct]

Football playoff top 25 top 10:

UGA
BAMA
IRISH
TIGERS
Sooners
Buckeyes
Nittany Lions
TCU
Badgers
The U

 

[BleedBlueCats21]

Seems like a perfect night to play some Mummies.

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I imagine that's what they play on repeat in hell.

 

[Joey Rupption]

Horehounds are the Brawny Lad of candies, in that my dad loves both. Throw braunschweiger/ deviled ham/ penroses in there as well for all I care.

 

[ukalum01]

Seems like a perfect night to play some Mummies.

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It's not.

 

[Teriecat]

Speaking of parents that abuse their children on Halloween; I saw a news segment tonight about how to have a healthier Halloween experience for your child and this one evil mother was on there saying her children were allowed to eat ONE PIECE of their Halloween candy when they got home from Trick or Treating.
I am all for children eating healthy diets, but it’s one night of the year. Let them enjoy the experience of being candy drunk and feeling sick!

 

[wcc31]

Brawny Lad lovers- I’ve met a few. Interesting bunch.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

My kids only had one piece of candy when they got home... after they had about 8 roadies

 

[krazykats]

Bitcoin is flat out unreal, really.

Big head? Literally........maybe........figuratively, no and I play a human punching bag around here to not deflate all the big heads!

My oldest no longer wants to do Halloween, but was happy to pass out candy this year. I felt bad for him so I bought a shit ton of candy since we joined the JDRF foundation for diabetes and they let him trade Halloween candy for video games or toys. Pretty cool.

Goes without saying on Cawood, but I swear he made you feel like you could see the damn game with his playcall. It was rapid fire, and he was less than a half second behind explaining it. I can't even remember listening to a TV during games when I watched with my dad until I was in my teens and we got a big screen.

 

[Teriecat]

My kids only had one piece of candy when they got home... after they had about 8 roadies

Well clearly I have no recourse but to contact child services.
GYEROPARENT needs to do better.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Well clearly I have no recourse but to contact child services.
GYEROPARENT needs to do better.

I also had that many roadies

 

[WynnDuffy]

Brawny Lad lovers- I’ve met a few. Interesting bunch.

I’m a brawny lad man, make no excuses. Even go with the ancient brawny lad “deluxe” order, which really gets things going.

 

[CastleRubric]

Got separated from wife, kids, their friends and girlfriends and "lost" in my own neighborhood on halloween

YET

I met a dude (Marty) that's retiring from Aerospace to make horror movie props -- and learned that his kid was a UNC fan......openly chided them for their "NO SANCTIONS" conclusions --- and laughed when he told me their PG broke his damn hand playing PS

we became friends even though [I earnestly shared my desire that their whole frontline would catch the syphillis


it IS BEAUTFOIGUKL HERE TONIGHT!!!

came home

not sure where family is

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Got separated from wife, kids, their friends and girlfriends and "lost" in my own neighborhood on halloween

YET

I met a dude (Marty) that's retiring from Aerospace to make horror movie props -- and learned that his kid was a UNC fan......openly chided them for their "NO SANCTIONS" conclusions --- and laughed when he told me their PG broke his damn hand playing PS

we became friends even though [I earnestly shared my desire that their whole frontline would catch the syphillis


it IS BEAUTFOIGUKL HERE TONIGHT!!!

came home

not sure where family is

football is family

 

[CastleRubric]

6-2 fools!!!

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Ugh. If Catholic schools were smart they’d emphasize the face they’re off the day after Halloween during their recruitment pushes on Catholic Schools Week. Felt bad for my kids this am. Rough.

 

[wcc31]

Thoughts on Calipari offering Tyler GYERO?

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Thoughts on Calipari offering Tyler GYERO?

He’s the type of guy we’d grow to hate over four years somewhere else and maybe even burn us in a game so I say sure

 

[ThroughBlue]

Thoughts on Calipari offering Tyler GYERO?

Always good to have a white kid that you know isn’t leaving after a year