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Have a close friend whose wife is quite the philanderer, and voluntarily offered to take one. Even let him pick the 3 key questions that were asked (that's the magic number for statistical relevancy/accuracy).
Needless to say, that marriage is on the rocks.
No meat and jelly mixed huh? ![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
You know those delicious meatballs you eat at catered events, crockpots at the tailgate or during the holidays? Cooked in jelly among other things.
You know those delicious meatballs you eat at catered events, crockpots at the tailgate or during the holidays? Cooked in jelly among other things.
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Well I figure that it is like the dude who beat the dog piss out of Bobby Petrino.
Bobby Petrino did that guy a favor. He's loathsome and that POA still nailed him. Dude got off easy. He was gonna get set up for alimony, child support, etc.
And instead he got to kick Bobby Petrino's ass and move on.
While it sucks, it is a solid lesson learned and he kicked the living dog shit out of Petrino so a doff of the hat to that dude.
So..
Pitino hired someone to give him a polygraph test, and then everyone is suppose to just trust those results. Yea, that makes sense.
I trust that result about as much as a fern creek massage parlor.
Pitino hired someone to give him a polygraph test, and then everyone is suppose to just trust those results. Yea, that makes sense.
I trust that result about as much as a fern creek massage parlor.
Any decent attorney will literally punch you in the face if you suggest that you are going to take a lie detector and the results aren't really admissible (spare me the legal technicals, dorks).
So if we get a moment where Steve Pence tackles Pitino like Alan Cutler footracing Gillispie... a thousand times yes.
The entire idea of him setting up his own polygraph, flying a KY polygraph company/guy down to Miami to ask him two yes or no questions is pretty damn funny when you think about it.
Speaking of jam and jelly. Know what the difference is?
I can't jelly my wiener down your throat. Lolzx100
I can't jelly my wiener down your throat. Lolzx100
I mean Louisville has a bit of a dance with the devil on it's hands.
On one hand, they pretty squarely got Pitino on a for cause breach. The morality clause stuff is nonsense because you have to go to a jury to prove that and, hey have fun denigrating your university. But if what is out there of FBI evidence of either him or a direct employee getting caught on the wire is true -- bam. Knockout shot.
But the man still has 47 million reasons to fight it and Louisville's case is not ironclad and god knows they don't want Skeletor running his mouth.
Either he gets paid something or UL is stupid and you can draw your own conclusions.
On one hand, they pretty squarely got Pitino on a for cause breach. The morality clause stuff is nonsense because you have to go to a jury to prove that and, hey have fun denigrating your university. But if what is out there of FBI evidence of either him or a direct employee getting caught on the wire is true -- bam. Knockout shot.
But the man still has 47 million reasons to fight it and Louisville's case is not ironclad and god knows they don't want Skeletor running his mouth.
Either he gets paid something or UL is stupid and you can draw your own conclusions.
Just realized my buddy from church is Steve Pence's partner.
Wonder what tales he could tell?
Wonder what tales he could tell?
You can have my spot when FCC leaves Nippert for some $250,000,000 publicly funded boondoggle
Positionless players. But he'll come up with some other stupid name to describe them like "these are my leathermen players and what I mean by that is, buddy, they have all the tools".
And I'll love every second of it. Only thing worse than miserable ass college basketball announcers are these idiot sec network announcers we have for every.damn.football.game.
And I'll love every second of it. Only thing worse than miserable ass college basketball announcers are these idiot sec network announcers we have for every.damn.football.game.
Morning snackdown...
Black Coffee
Sausage Biscuit with Grape Jam
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Black Coffee
Sausage Biscuit with Grape Jam
Morning snackdown:
Green smoothie
Cashews
Blueberries
Green smoothie
Cashews
Blueberries
UK 24
MSU 20
Going to be a quick game. Think our defense can "contain" their rushing enough to frustrate them and keep them out of the endzone. I like the Gran/Grantham rematch. Bye week got us healthy. We've played an afternoon game in Mississippi already this year. Let's go.
MSU 20
Going to be a quick game. Think our defense can "contain" their rushing enough to frustrate them and keep them out of the endzone. I like the Gran/Grantham rematch. Bye week got us healthy. We've played an afternoon game in Mississippi already this year. Let's go.
Rolled through McDonalds this am.
Sausage egg cheese biscuit. Asked for jam, they looked at me like I had 3 heads.
Sausage egg cheese biscuit. Asked for jam, they looked at me like I had 3 heads.
-Polygraph tests are pointless anyway. There was an entire Dateline (or something like that) about a polygraph test administrator. He had dedicated his life to helping out those that had failed them because he knew he put a bunch of people in prison and he could basically make the test say whatever he wanted it to say.
-Not really sure why so many people are eating McDonald’s for bfast. Do you just enjoy pooping as soon as you get to work?
-Not really sure why so many people are eating McDonald’s for bfast. Do you just enjoy pooping as soon as you get to work?
Fringe benefit of McDonalds breakfast:
It's so cheap I pay with loose change 9 times out of 10. So it's free, basically.
It's so cheap I pay with loose change 9 times out of 10. So it's free, basically.
Jelly on a sausage biscuit.
If that's not admitting a plain sausage biscuit is wack AF I'm not sure what is. Jelly LOL
Cheese or GRAPE JELLY on a meat based sandwich? Hmm..
Mods, please ban all these losers.
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Yeah, I thought the same thing back when I was typing term papers on my Tandy 1000 and printing them on a dot matrix printer.
It isn't my fault that you have been asleep in the 25 years since this became a thing. Biscuit+sausage+jelly = BEST DATGUM BREAKFAST FAST FOOD.
What?! Candied bacon?!!? Honey glazed pork?!?! Sweet and meat?!! Insanity!!
Rochester Rhinos seem like a good team to randomly become psycho about. Or the Tulsa Roughnecks? Let me know.
-McD's Sausage Burritos are one of the best sidecars of all time.
-31-17 State.
We used it 2-3 times on the Bourbon Chase to fend off mountain lions.
-mcds breakfast burrito is my go to fast food breakfast. Easy to eat whilst im out driving people around showing them stuff.
Breakfast snackdown:
-water
-copenhagen
Breakfast snackdown:
-water
-copenhagen
This is pretty accurate actually. Find a dollar under my seat. Change in my door. Etc. I can find $2.12 pretty easily in a matter of seconds.
Why do you people care what other people eat? I mean what is wrong with you guys? Do you want everyone to look alike and eat eat alike...
Wait a minute. Did you say grape jelly on a sausage biscuit? Touch you. Touch you stupid mother touching idiots.
Order yourself a new palate on line you ignorant inbreds. Do you put chocolate syrup on your steak? How about catsup on your goetta?
My gawd. I thought GYERO represented the best in society. Not a bunch of uncivilized heathens. Grape jelly on a sausage biscuit!
Now maple syrup on the other hand...
Wait a minute. Did you say grape jelly on a sausage biscuit? Touch you. Touch you stupid mother touching idiots.
Order yourself a new palate on line you ignorant inbreds. Do you put chocolate syrup on your steak? How about catsup on your goetta?
My gawd. I thought GYERO represented the best in society. Not a bunch of uncivilized heathens. Grape jelly on a sausage biscuit!
Now maple syrup on the other hand...
Had some Chipotle Maple Syrup at Winchell's this weekend that was pretty interesting. Still haven't made up my mind if I liked it or not. Definite kick to the chicken and waffles dish.
Hey Willy might wanna edit that last post almost looks like you don’t cotton to ketchup with goetta
-I rarely use cash so I never have change. Honestly I feel like we should be rounding up/down at this point. Coins 
-Ordered so breakfast burritos for the crew at 4:45a on Saturday, they were out. How does that even happen? Was completely stunned and the guy wasn't really concerned, Nothing worse than anticipating a meal only to have to settle for something else.
-Bug bite right in the middle of my back has been keeping me
this week. Mercy. Waking me up. Driving me flat insane.
-You can eat a sausage biscuit next to a sausage egg mcmuffin and tell me it's better. Period. Eating McD's twice a year I'm ok with the $1.00 extry.
-I like when Deener goes all lawyer on people. That dude is clueless. "Smrt isn't the guy I'd hire, how did he even help out last time? I think we got worse than if we would've just admitted to everything, should've never sat out of the tourney."
Yes, it was Smrt's fault. He certainly escorted hookers in the dorms and persuaded 16 year old to have sex with them. Good call, Drew.
-Ordered so breakfast burritos for the crew at 4:45a on Saturday, they were out. How does that even happen? Was completely stunned and the guy wasn't really concerned, Nothing worse than anticipating a meal only to have to settle for something else.
-Bug bite right in the middle of my back has been keeping me
this week. Mercy. Waking me up. Driving me flat insane.-You can eat a sausage biscuit next to a sausage egg mcmuffin and tell me it's better. Period. Eating McD's twice a year I'm ok with the $1.00 extry.
-I like when Deener goes all lawyer on people. That dude is clueless. "Smrt isn't the guy I'd hire, how did he even help out last time? I think we got worse than if we would've just admitted to everything, should've never sat out of the tourney."
Yes, it was Smrt's fault. He certainly escorted hookers in the dorms and persuaded 16 year old to have sex with them. Good call, Drew.
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One of our fans just posted this on the main CBB.
Rick Pitino was supposed to go out surrounded by family and friends, not with attorneys sharing the results of a polygraph test they say Pitino passed.
There should have been music and standing ovations, not photocopies of text messages with an AAU coach from what was apparently Pitino’s telephone.
There was supposed to be talk about how Pitino won national titles at Louisville and Kentucky, not questions about whether the pressure to keep up with Kentucky and John Calipari led to this abrupt end to a Hall of Fame career.
It’s over now, the University of Louisville portion of Pitino’s coaching career. On the brink of his 17th season at U of L and 25th coaching in this state, the most compelling college basketball coach exited Monday with the blunt word from the U of L Athletics Association that Pitino’s contract was terminated.
What happened?
To put it simply, Kentucky happened. The competition to keep up with Calipari and his recruiting success happened. His losses to the Wildcats year after year happened.
In Bozich’s eyes, the “little brother” place on the totem pole compared to Kentucky may have been too much for Pitino to take.
Kentucky happened because halfway through Pitino’s 16-year run in Louisville, John Calipari rolled into Lexington. You started to hear the whispers that Cal was eager to bloody Pitino’s nose. The two had a history.
Kentucky happened because Calipari recruited better players, went to more Final Fours and beat Pitino head-to-head over and over and over.
Did the competitive rush to keep up with Kentucky lead to a member of Pitino’s staff organizing the stripper and prostitution scandal that knocked U of L out of the 2016 NCAA Tournament, the possible vacating of the 2013 NCAA title and an embarrassing probation?
Did the drive to run with Kentucky inspire another member of Pitino’s staff to get dragged into this federal investigation? The Brian Bowen recruitment smelled too good to be true. The federal government appears to be making the case that five-star recruits don’t show up in early June without special incentives.
Until a sharper, on-the-record version of both events develops, the Kentucky Happened explanation works for me.
Overall, scandals and disappointment will be on the forefront when highlighting Pitino’s coaching career. Forever.
Now Bowen and the stripper scandal will define Pitino’s career as much as the two national titles, seven Final Four trips at Providence, Kentucky and Louisville and the Hall of Fame. It’s not the way Rick Pitino was supposed to say goodbye.
Rick Pitino was supposed to go out surrounded by family and friends, not with attorneys sharing the results of a polygraph test they say Pitino passed.
There should have been music and standing ovations, not photocopies of text messages with an AAU coach from what was apparently Pitino’s telephone.
There was supposed to be talk about how Pitino won national titles at Louisville and Kentucky, not questions about whether the pressure to keep up with Kentucky and John Calipari led to this abrupt end to a Hall of Fame career.
It’s over now, the University of Louisville portion of Pitino’s coaching career. On the brink of his 17th season at U of L and 25th coaching in this state, the most compelling college basketball coach exited Monday with the blunt word from the U of L Athletics Association that Pitino’s contract was terminated.
What happened?
To put it simply, Kentucky happened. The competition to keep up with Calipari and his recruiting success happened. His losses to the Wildcats year after year happened.
In Bozich’s eyes, the “little brother” place on the totem pole compared to Kentucky may have been too much for Pitino to take.
Kentucky happened because halfway through Pitino’s 16-year run in Louisville, John Calipari rolled into Lexington. You started to hear the whispers that Cal was eager to bloody Pitino’s nose. The two had a history.
Kentucky happened because Calipari recruited better players, went to more Final Fours and beat Pitino head-to-head over and over and over.
Did the competitive rush to keep up with Kentucky lead to a member of Pitino’s staff organizing the stripper and prostitution scandal that knocked U of L out of the 2016 NCAA Tournament, the possible vacating of the 2013 NCAA title and an embarrassing probation?
Did the drive to run with Kentucky inspire another member of Pitino’s staff to get dragged into this federal investigation? The Brian Bowen recruitment smelled too good to be true. The federal government appears to be making the case that five-star recruits don’t show up in early June without special incentives.
Until a sharper, on-the-record version of both events develops, the Kentucky Happened explanation works for me.
Overall, scandals and disappointment will be on the forefront when highlighting Pitino’s coaching career. Forever.
Now Bowen and the stripper scandal will define Pitino’s career as much as the two national titles, seven Final Four trips at Providence, Kentucky and Louisville and the Hall of Fame. It’s not the way Rick Pitino was supposed to say goodbye.
Really annoys me that Smrt has no vowels.
Guy has to be a huge fan of the "Homer Goes to College" episode of "The Simpsons."
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