None of this happens if you get rid of your coach after he bangs some old skank in a booth at Porcinis. Having no morals eventually catches up with you, ready for this Petrino hire to backfire as well.
That's actually kind of funny.
Last one guys, I promise... I have to go to work in an hour and I have a weapons-grade boner.
Which absolutely has to make UNC shit their pants (not that I think they lose banners). They've seemingly gone all in on trying to sacrifice the future for winning in the meantime/keeping their old banners.In all seriousness, the NCAA limited penalties to the current team and staff (limiting Pitino's suspension to 5 games, no further postseason ban, although the scholarship losses matter.) while hammering the team/players that participated. This is a departure from their usual approach and much more logical. It's also what Louisville fans were repeatedly arguing during the postseason ban, that current players shouldn't be punished for things that happened years ago, which I mostly agree with.
That good ol' discovery process is a bitch.A civil lawsuit is a great way to uncover information to jumpstart a criminal investigation.
#justsayin
I drink, I watch Dateline, and I know things.
gross- he banged Karen Sypher during the late dinner rush?So they just confirmed if games are vacated all 15 tournament games from 2010 to 2014 will be in jeopardy.
Also, Pitino is really disappointed in the NCAA, you guys.
Also, Pitino didn't know there were stripper parties going on because he's old and can't stay up late
I mean, the nuts and lack of self-awareness it takes to make that kind of argument ...
This is actually the most faith I've ever had in the NCAA.