Damnit this is America you guys.
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Love child of Lloyd Tubman and a poor unsuspecting and vulnerable Lloyd Tubman
Nöpe.
My queen bee knows I'm the patriarch of the fjörd clan, I hate Toys and Elves as I stab Elves with toys.
Signed,
Not Z
Damn, first cup from a freshly cleaned Keurig is heavenly. Man. About one month each year I get a coffee kick and I'm on it now. I feel like I'm waking up from my winter slumber.
In Soviet Russia, chicken fry YOU!!
Ole Miss hit with allegations of 30 violations spanning the football, women's basketball, and track and field teams.
My only question about the women's game against Vandy, did Makayla Epps do any head bobbing, and did she get a fist to her face?
My only question about the women's game against Vandy, did Makayla Epps do any head bobbing, and did she get a fist to her face?
Saw Udoka play in the Mustang Madness Tourney. 6'11" and 270 lbs. All muscle. Might have missed one there. Dude was strong. Thunder dunks. FCC.
Thanks for the well wishes and shout outs about our All A run, you guys. The cards were stacked against us up there. I put the run down of our game against Rodrick Rhodes' traveling All-Stars in gyero if you care to read it.
I will be opening up our gym in the springtime for old timers open gym runs. I know some of y'all are south central ky located and Spurrs has shot with me and lit it up. Not sure how awesome he'll be with 6'5 in his grill, tho.
I'll see you around.
I will be opening up our gym in the springtime for old timers open gym runs. I know some of y'all are south central ky located and Spurrs has shot with me and lit it up. Not sure how awesome he'll be with 6'5 in his grill, tho.
I'll see you around.
Interesting that Not Z and Nazi kinda sound the same.
He looks like the captain of the god damned chess team, not an athlete.
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I can't stop laughing at that picture. Seriously, it's like a fat Urkel.
Before the season started
Wife: Our lives are going to be REALLY different with the baby and everything that goes along with that but I know basketball is important to you. Let me know if there are some games you feel like you can't miss and I'll make sure we're clear on those days.
Me: Oh, that's great and very thoughtful. Louisville and Kansas, babe. You are awesome and amazing and I always say these things to you right? ha ha
(She writes games on calendar she checks all the time in pantry)
Louisville game: Wife disappears to grocery 15 minutes before game and is gone FOREVER. On kid duty. Kid being a psychopath. Wife returns after halftime and starts vacuuming/doing other crap. Her sister shows up and starts talking about her date from the night before at max volume.
Kansas game: Neighbor texts 15 minutes ago asking what he needs to bring for "our party" tomorrow evening. Text wife. Informed ~12 adults + 5-6 kids coming over.
WTF
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Wife: Our lives are going to be REALLY different with the baby and everything that goes along with that but I know basketball is important to you. Let me know if there are some games you feel like you can't miss and I'll make sure we're clear on those days.
Me: Oh, that's great and very thoughtful. Louisville and Kansas, babe. You are awesome and amazing and I always say these things to you right? ha ha
(She writes games on calendar she checks all the time in pantry)
Louisville game: Wife disappears to grocery 15 minutes before game and is gone FOREVER. On kid duty. Kid being a psychopath. Wife returns after halftime and starts vacuuming/doing other crap. Her sister shows up and starts talking about her date from the night before at max volume.
Kansas game: Neighbor texts 15 minutes ago asking what he needs to bring for "our party" tomorrow evening. Text wife. Informed ~12 adults + 5-6 kids coming over.
WTF
x infinity
Women. Can't live with them, can't cut their heads off, chop the body into little pieces, break the teeth up, drop peices in acid, call in a missing persons report. Amirite?Before the season started
Wife: Our lives are going to be REALLY different with the baby and everything that goes along with that but I know basketball is important to you. Let me know if there are some games you feel like you can't miss and I'll make sure we're clear on those days.
Me: Oh, that's great and very thoughtful. Louisville and Kansas, babe. You are awesome and amazing and I always say these things to you right? ha ha
(She writes games on calendar she checks all the time in pantry)
Louisville game: Wife disappears to grocery 15 minutes before game and is gone FOREVER. On kid duty. Kid being a psychopath. Wife returns after halftime and starts vacuuming/doing other crap. Her sister shows up and starts talking about her date from the night before at max volume.
Kansas game: Neighbor texts 15 minutes ago asking what he needs to bring for "our party" tomorrow evening. Text wife. Informed ~12 adults + 5-6 kids coming over.
WTF
Watch game, get as celebratory or pissed drunk as you see fit, make an all around ass of yourself, never worry about future "party" again. Afterwards, when the wife begins bitching, and she will, do the mid bitch wang whip, and return to silence. Divorce might be pending, but at least you won't miss another game due to her mistakes.Before the season started
Wife: Our lives are going to be REALLY different with the baby and everything that goes along with that but I know basketball is important to you. Let me know if there are some games you feel like you can't miss and I'll make sure we're clear on those days.
Me: Oh, that's great and very thoughtful. Louisville and Kansas, babe. You are awesome and amazing and I always say these things to you right? ha ha
(She writes games on calendar she checks all the time in pantry)
Louisville game: Wife disappears to grocery 15 minutes before game and is gone FOREVER. On kid duty. Kid being a psychopath. Wife returns after halftime and starts vacuuming/doing other crap. Her sister shows up and starts talking about her date from the night before at max volume.
Kansas game: Neighbor texts 15 minutes ago asking what he needs to bring for "our party" tomorrow evening. Text wife. Informed ~12 adults + 5-6 kids coming over.
WTF
Cash in on the beej for that bullshit.Before the season started
Wife: Our lives are going to be REALLY different with the baby and everything that goes along with that but I know basketball is important to you. Let me know if there are some games you feel like you can't miss and I'll make sure we're clear on those days.
Me: Oh, that's great and very thoughtful. Louisville and Kansas, babe. You are awesome and amazing and I always say these things to you right? ha ha
(She writes games on calendar she checks all the time in pantry)
Louisville game: Wife disappears to grocery 15 minutes before game and is gone FOREVER. On kid duty. Kid being a psychopath. Wife returns after halftime and starts vacuuming/doing other crap. Her sister shows up and starts talking about her date from the night before at max volume.
Kansas game: Neighbor texts 15 minutes ago asking what he needs to bring for "our party" tomorrow evening. Text wife. Informed ~12 adults + 5-6 kids coming over.
WTF
Perfect advice, fellas.
Get piss drunk, act like a complete ass, demand a beej, then dismember her. Would definitely be clear for the UT game then.
Get piss drunk, act like a complete ass, demand a beej, then dismember her. Would definitely be clear for the UT game then.
Lots of action in the D today. Hard to keep up. Gotta do some laundry.
fC75
fC75
Cock-Isis? Is that some sorta penis terrorist group? Also, pretty sure this post just put the D on the NSA watchlist.
@Mashburned: Cube steak, gravy, mashed potatoes, broccoli, 2 buttered biscuits. Just delicious.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, who said anything about dismemberment?
Dinner tonight was awesome. Chicken wings, fresh corn, beans, and rotini in a cheddar and broccoli sauce.
Side note, when I bought the wings, dude in the meat department had a thick accent and repeated what I wanted when I told him. Hearing him say chicken wangs made my day.
Side note, when I bought the wings, dude in the meat department had a thick accent and repeated what I wanted when I told him. Hearing him say chicken wangs made my day.
Your dinner was nearly in peril of being very low in protein. Thank God for the beans.
Have never met a well hung rooster but would like to. Should be a hoot.
Unless it has recently been taken off the books, it's still legal in Kentucky to beat your wife with a stick no wider than your thumb. Always thought it was funny it defines girth, but not length. Just use a pool cue and beat the shit out of her.
I think the dude said he's gonna head north and pillage Fran Tarkenton's Saab.
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