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Another good one I saw on facebook.
I am Bert Higginbotham. I am the most truthful guy on the D-League. I am the best looking guy on the D-League. I am the strongest guy on the D-League. I am the youngest guy on the D-League. I am the most intelligent guy on the D-League. I am the most respected guy on the D-League. I am the most humble guy on the D-League. I am the most modest guy on the D-League.
If any of those other guys say that the above is not true, tell them they don't know shit from apple butter.
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Hey ... that's the same feller who dropped off a truck and 3 cars at my place without explanation a few days ago.
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We did, too, except for 1969 and we went to Deland to visit my grandparents who were snow birding there. My Dad and I had to drive to Daytona Beach and put a coat hanger on the antenna of the car to pick up WHAS and listen to the game. Those were the days.
Well, definitely the most humble. Of course as the old song said, it's hard to be humble when you're perfect in every way.
Speaking of rocks. If you need a last minute gift, why not a Pet Rock.
https://www.petrock.com/
A pet rock is the only pet you will own that you never have to feed, walk, bath, groom or neuter. It comes trained to "stay" and "sit" and will never run away. It will outlive you.
https://www.petrock.com/
A pet rock is the only pet you will own that you never have to feed, walk, bath, groom or neuter. It comes trained to "stay" and "sit" and will never run away. It will outlive you.
The lady on the radio said more people get engaged during December than any other month.
My latest find at the car wash this morning as a homeless bum slept in one of the bays. Surprised he missed this.
I am a self appointed member of "NO MAAM" Loved me some Al Bundy, a real mans man.Famous Als
Oh and yeah, Welcome Katsure.
So, that's why my toast tasted weird this morning.I am Bert Higginbotham. I am the most truthful guy on the D-League. I am the best looking guy on the D-League. I am the strongest guy on the D-League. I am the youngest guy on the D-League. I am the most intelligent guy on the D-League. I am the most respected guy on the D-League. I am the most humble guy on the D-League. I am the most modest guy on the D-League.
If any of those other guys say that the above is not true, tell them they don't know shit from apple butter.
I can't wait to look in the mirror, cause I get better looking each day.
Damn, I might fit in just fine here boys. Convinced I'm a legend...entirely in my simple mind. Wife disproves this whimsy without even trying, ha.
A small bag though, right?
The same nurse was in there this morning, she said "I remember you". I thought to myself that she probably did. She's the person they said was in charge when I had the problem last time and asked for the person in charge. That RN on her name tag told me she was in charge of a few people on that floor. I escalated my complaint to the people who are charge of the hospital. He told me today that they are treating him like a king. I just smiled.
You talking about the dude I met?
I'm not going to give away my allegiance, but, live long and prosper!
That and paying players. He learned that trick from his mentor.
I am making a proclamation: Henceforth, from now, whenever we write UK in the D league we shall use the blue text. Not sissy blue either. Font is optional.
I thought you had to buy a loaf of bread to get the free tickets. Same with football.
I wasn't "friends" with Denny. But we used to frequent the same gas station/beer depot back in the day and became acquaintances. We had good natured banter back and forth about UK and ul.
I watched that longer than I should have.
Is that Captain Burt Young on the banjo?
That is Bert trying to be Santa. They had an open bar!
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catfaninsc knows the truth!
Dad called me early and told me not to bring ribs because he was full from breakfast. He said hospital food wasn't too bad when you're not on a diabetic diet. I bet so.
I hung out with him for almost 5 hours this morning and into the afternoon. Got to talk with the doctor, which is always nice. They're going to keep him for two more days, which just so happens to be how long his insurance pays for observation. What a coincidence, huh? He said he was fine staying there for 2 more days because it was nicer than the nursing home.
He's got a cold along with his COPD and it's hard for old dude to breathe. I asked and they said they had him on some steroids. He needs those everyday and I'm going to insist he gets them. He told me that the nursing home doesn't give him his breathing treatments everyday. I'll fix that after Christmas when I no longer feel like being nice.
I hung out with him for almost 5 hours this morning and into the afternoon. Got to talk with the doctor, which is always nice. They're going to keep him for two more days, which just so happens to be how long his insurance pays for observation. What a coincidence, huh? He said he was fine staying there for 2 more days because it was nicer than the nursing home.
He's got a cold along with his COPD and it's hard for old dude to breathe. I asked and they said they had him on some steroids. He needs those everyday and I'm going to insist he gets them. He told me that the nursing home doesn't give him his breathing treatments everyday. I'll fix that after Christmas when I no longer feel like being nice.
It was a Kentucky quarter!My latest find at the car wash this morning as a homeless bum slept in one of the bays. Surprised he missed this.
That is Bert trying to be Santa. They had an open bar!
I'd say you had an open head after that tumble.
Hey Bert! Next time you're at Target, check out their bourbon selection. I didn't even know they sold it. Last time I was in a Target was 2010 and they didn't have it then or I would have known. Great selection of the good stuff and cheaper than any I've seen. I guess people just don't know about it.
Not sure it is called middle aged at 61 but, OK. Here's to living to 122No. I am a fine looking old geezer.
You are a middle aged geezer!
No. I am a fine looking old geezer.
You are a middle aged geezer!
If you were an old geezer, then there is no way you could drink bourbon with me for over 14 hours. NO. WAY. But you did. Unless of course, I was the one drinking bourbon, and a little scotch, for 14 hours and you just tolerated me. Either way, not a geezer.
Thanks again, buddy.
Yes, you had to make some kind of token purchase, but it wasn't much.
Good for you. I'm all for being nice, until they force you to not be nice.
It's a good strategy.
My latest find at the car wash this morning as a homeless bum slept in one of the bays. Surprised he missed this.
The homeless get all the breaks
