D-League

[AustinTXCat]

Gotta get my damn hair cut tomorrow. I mentioned earlier this week that I'm getting a raise. I'm also having lunch with our Commissioner on Monday and receiving an award. Hate it, but with success comes pain. Ugh! Finally find a job where I could let my hair down and must cut it.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Aha. I knew you're a badass ATC (no shit), but I was about to REALLY be impressed that you knocked out 100+ push-ups.

Ha ha, no, not me.

Back when I weighed 155, that stuff was easier. The most I ever hit was maybe 68 or 70 PUs. My best asset has always been in the legs. Love to walk. Heh, while in Little Rock a few weeks ago, I dogged my good friend's ass walking over the Arkansas River with a 25 lb pack on my back. He was a huffing and a puffing.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Gotta get my damn hair cut tomorrow. I mentioned earlier this week that I'm getting a raise. I'm also having lunch with our Commissioner on Monday and receiving an award. Hate it, but with success comes pain. Ugh! Finally find a job where I could let my hair down and must cut it.

Ohwah. Sorry, Austin.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Dammit Speers, I only knocked out 37 push-ups.







Of course I was wearing a 40 lb weight jacket AND NO I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT MY GREATER OMENTUM

Honestly, Mav, after these strokes, I'd feel lucky if I could knock out 25 correct PUs right now. I really need to work on that.

But walking? On April 15th, I knocked out 7 miles, drank 2 beers at Barley's, and then walked 1.5 more miles to rent the car from Enterprise in Knoxville.

 

[wildcatdonf]

I'm still full from my afternoon meal from the world famous breakroom: boneless pork country ribs cooked low and slow in the oven, zucchini/squash/sweet onion rings (boiled) and sweet potato wheels (boiled). It was really good.

 

[wildcatdonf]

and now after setting a personal all-time best I'm gonna celebrate with a cheat day Little Debbie chocolate pie (rich delicious filling), Little Debbie pack of 75 cent 6 chocolate frosted mini donuts, and a bag of Crave'em sweet & spicy jalapeno kettle chips.

How much do you weigh, Speerz?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Ohwah. Sorry, Austin.

Me, too. Feel like Sampson sometimes.

I really miss hanging with ya, Donfather. Thank you so very much for making this past Monday an amazing experience. Please don't get angry, but I put our pic on Facebook. You are awesome, man. Hope to see you again this fall.

 

[AustinTXCat]

I'm still full from my afternoon meal from the world famous breakroom: boneless pork country ribs cooked low and slow in the oven, zucchini/squash/sweet onion rings (boiled) and sweet potato wheels (boiled). It was really good.

I bet y'all have some GREAT food there.

 

[wildcatdonf]

One of my assistants was a victim of crime today. Some sumbritch stole her temporary tag off of her auto. *******. Happened in the parking lot. I really hate those people that do this.

 

[wildcatdonf]

I bet y'all have some GREAT food there.

All of our women can cook very well. That's one of the reasons why I got so obese, I weighed 225 today.

 

[wildcatdonf]

fluctuate between 195-198. Depends on how much I shit in a given day. I'm 6'2".

You are put together. Can you dunk?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Just an FYI:

I met up with @Bert Higginbotha on April 17. Super gentleman, he and his wife. Met up with @ymmot31 on April 19 near the Yum Center at BBC in Lou. Met up with @TransyCat09 on April 20 in Lex. Met with Donfather on April 25. Totally amazing.

Folks never live so good and are as blessed as I've been. Incredible journey.

 

[wildcatdonf]

you have 7 asterisks. I can't think of any cuss word that has 7 letters.

What are you saying?

My favorite cussword + ers, That = *******.

 

[wildcatdonf]

no... but I can get all my fingers above the rim and pop the shit out of it really loud.

Don't get entangled up there and strip the flesh off of a finger. That's ugly.

 

[wildcatdonf]

no... but I can get all my fingers above the rim and pop the shit out of it really loud. It's intimidating in a layup line.

Two of my grandsons (brothers) are 6-2, but they can't dunk it. Hands are not big enough to hold the ball. They can get up as best that I can remember. I don't have a basketball goal. They tore mine up.

 

[AustinTXCat]

notice you didn't have anything nice to say about ymmot

He's a great fella. Seriously. Thoroughly enjoyed our time together. He knows my darkest, hellraising secrets, courtesy my insane cuz.

 

[kyboy1998]

So your 6' 2" and consistently work out, stay lean and play basketball, but can just get your fingers above the rim?

So you're actually not that athletic are you?

 

[wildcatdonf]

He's a great fella. Seriously. Thoroughly enjoyed our time together. He knows my darkest, hellraising secrets, courtesy my insane cuz.

Expected reply by Austin. Ymmot is a good fellow.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Dude that's more impressive to me than the push-ups, especially after your strokes. After about 3 miles I'm pretty much wasted.

Keep on it. I'm a natural walker and runner and was close to getting a D2 track scholly back in the day. Keep at it.

I am the asshole who stays on his feet all night.

 

[wildcatdonf]

So your 6' 2" and consistently work out, stay lean and play basketball, but can just get your fingers above the rim?

So you're actually not that athletic are you?

Ruh ro.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Expected reply by Austin. Ymmot is a good fellow.

+1,000,000. Great, great folks.

 

[kyboy1998]

Then again I don't know you're standing reach or wingspan.

I'm 6' 1/2" (I call it 6' 1"). That's barefoot. I have wingspan of 6' 6" and can palm the ball easily off of a bounce (which helps) and could dunk pretty easy up until my early 30s.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Keep on it. I'm a natural walker and runner and was close to getting a D2 track scholly back in the day. Keep at it.

I am the asshole who stays on his feet all night.

Like that night in NO.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Dammit Speers, learn Little Debbie. Her best efforts are the venerated Swiss Cake Rolls and the ever-popular Nutty Bars.

I could eat this gazebo full of that stuff.

 

[kyboy1998]

I'm 6'2". Probably have a 6'2" wingspan (maybe). Can palm a ball off the bounce also but it's gotta be on the seams haha.

Jealous that you can dunk.

So can Strokin_Bandit and he's 40. He's 6'5". He holds 3 point shooting records at my high school still today. He can't beat me in a shooting contest.

So... I guess there's that. . But that's the response you wanted.

I'm 40 now and quit playing full court during divorce at 36. If say my dunking days are behind me.

I have a Rondo build. Long for my height and even though I look built pretty good im still light. I'm between 168 and 172 always.

 

[FutureCityCats]

55, where are you man? FCC.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Like that night in NO.

And Shreveport.

Excellent memory, Donfather. I'll slow down here soon. My BP got up to 145 and then started to level off back to the 120s this week after I stopped drinking and started refraining from salty/fatty foods. It's all about intake.

This past vacation darn near killed me. Seriously.

 

[kyboy1998]

When I read your post on shooting I bet people think your full of shit. I don't though.

When I used to play all the time you'd have to hit at a 75% clip from 3 to have a chance having a shoot out with a good player. It's more along the lines of 17/20 type stuff.

 

[AustinTXCat]

he banned.

2 weeks.

That totally sucks. Sorry to hear it.

 

[wildcatdonf]

you should veto that ho and go get a goal. No reason an honest man can't have a decent goal to shoot on.

There is no veto in her kingdom. Absolute sovereignty here. I am in charge of



nothing except for bringing in lots of

 

[kyboy1998]

I feel like maybe I'm responsible for motivating Mav to get out a tape measure his wingspan.

i feel like a difference maker now. Who knows what he's measuring now.

 

[wildcatdonf]

That totally sucks. Sorry to hear it.

Who's banned for 2 weeks?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Who's banned for 2 weeks?

55. I know not why.

 

[wildcatdonf]

And Shreveport.

Excellent memory, Donfather. I'll slow down here soon. My BP got up to 145 and then started to level off back to the 120s this week after I stopped drinking and started refraining from salty/fatty foods. It's all about intake.

This past vacation darn near killed me. Seriously.

You need to calm it down the next time.

 

[AustinTXCat]

You need to calm it down the next time.

+1

Gonna make it happen again come November. Must level out over the next couple months. And again next January. Getting old sucks.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Ha. No.



with money comes power. Come on, Don.



55. Deserved for calling children "pussies". You just don't go there. Another poster is absent as well. You can figure out who.

How did you find out about the bannage? Are you on the BOD of Cat Paw? What?

 

[wildcatdonf]

+1

Gonna make it happen again come November. Must level out over the next couple months. And again next January. Getting old sucks.

You have no idea, junior.

 

[AustinTXCat]

One of my assistants was a victim of crime today. Some sumbritch stole her temporary tag off of her auto. *******. Happened in the parking lot. I really hate those people that do this.

That SUCKS!

Your assistants = pure gold.

 

[wildcatdonf]

55. I know not why.

2 of our posters committed suicide by mod the other day. I've done it too. It was stupid on my part. Never again for me.

 

[AustinTXCat]

You have no idea, junior.

Ha ha. I know it's coming.

Hello Lakeland, FL in 6 more years or so.