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[jedwar]

Oops. Sorry stevo

 

[AustinTXCat]

Voles.......little ****ers are ruining my sod I spent money putting down my wife tells me. Anybody got any Zyklon-B? I' like to bury a high amperage electrical grid around my yard, then nerve gas the little bastards. The ones that escaped the gas would get fried. Told that to my wife and she said that I gave her visions of Bill Murray in Caddyshack.

Anybody know of a non-explosive method of mass extermination?

I need to lay some sod pretty quick. Our front yard is a qualified disaster area. Weed and Feed obliterated per design.

 

[stevo51]

Oops. Sorry stevo

For what?

 

[wildcatdonf]

Voles.......little ****ers are ruining my sod I spent money putting down my wife tells me. Anybody got any Zyklon-B? I' like to bury a high amperage electrical grid around my yard, then nerve gas the little bastards. The ones that escaped the gas would get fried. Told that to my wife and she said that I gave her visions of Bill Murray in Caddyshack.

Anybody know of a non-explosive method of mass extermination?

Get a pack of Prairie Dogs. They eat Voles like popcorn.

 

[stevo51]

The first year we moved in we saw a fox hunting in the lot next to us. Now a house was built there and I think all of the rodents moved to my lush yard.

 

[stevo51]

Get a pack of Prairie Dogs. They eat Voles like popcorn.

I guess after the voles are gone we could then sit on the back porch with a .22 and snipe the dogs.

 

[stevo51]

I've also considered getting a few snakes to eat the little mf'ers

 

[stevo51]

Oops. Sorry stevo

I appreciate the offer of advice, Jed

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Booze and bytches. That is the only thing on my mind.

Sippin on gin and juice.....laid back....with my mind on my money and money on my mind-Calvin Broadus

 

[funKYcat75]

NBA. Girl drink in hand. Kids, dog and wife in bed.

Nice.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

If you've never heard of it this new invention is suppose to make you gag so bad it's causing law suits
www.liquidass.com

 

[wildcatdonf]

The first year we moved in we saw a fox hunting in the lot next to us. Now a house was built there and I think all of the rodents moved to my lush yard.

They are probably eating grubs like moles eat. Kill the grubs, and they will leave your yard.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

If you've never heard of it this new invention is suppose to make you gag so bad it's causing law suits
www.liquidass.com

Donfather, that stuff would take out all of North Korea according to those who have been in contact with it lol

 

[wildcatdonf]

I've also considered getting a few snakes to eat the little mf'ers

That is a great idea. Get some asps, cobras and rattlesnakes, and you'll be set.

 

[wildcatdonf]

Donfather, that stuff would take out all of North Korea according to those who have been in contact with it lol

Sounds delicious.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

For the record I'm half lit cause technically I'm already on vacation.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Show of hands -- how many turned their heads upside down to look at that pic? I'll start.

I wish I had the ability to like something more than once

 

[wildcatdonf]

I guess after the voles are gone we could then sit on the back porch with a .22 and snipe the dogs.

That's when you call maverick1, a firearms expert marksman 1st class ranger certified specialist.

 

[stevo51]

They are probably eating grubs like moles eat. Kill the grubs, and they will leave your yard.

They do eat grubs but they feed on the roots of plants primarily
Little turds leave holes all around, about 1 to 2" in diameter and the kill the grass

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Hey Speerz, you find those property pins yet? If not, put away the fleshlight and go grab a flashlight and go find those mothereffers!

 

[wildcatdonf]

For the record I'm half lit cause technically I'm already on vacation.

Griswold?

 

[stevo51]

That's when you call maverick1, a firearms expert marksman 1st class ranger certified specialist.

Mav is welcome
I am arranging for him to come over here for Haji season. It's more exciting than killing rodents

 

[stevo51]

That's when you call maverick1, a firearms expert marksman 1st class ranger certified specialist.

Let us know when you get news of your Ranger school grandson

 

[wildcatdonf]

I wish I had the ability to like something more than once

like like

 

[stevo51]

That is a great idea. Get some asps, cobras and rattlesnakes, and you'll be set.

I was thinking red tail boas
Kill the rodents, then die next winter

 

[wildcatdonf]

Let us know when you get news of your Ranger school grandson

I already have some news, and it's not good. They sent him back to Ft. Campbell the 1st day. Something about not doing pushups correctly. He goes back May 16th. I don't know what to make of it.

 

[stevo51]

I already have some news, and it's not good. They sent him back to Ft. Campbell the 1st day. Something about not doing pushups correctly. He goes back May 16th. I don't know what to make of it.

He can recycle each phase once. Is he a Lt.?

 

[AustinTXCat]

I already have some news, and it's not good. They sent him back to Ft. Campbell the 1st day. Something about not doing pushups correctly. He goes back May 16th. I don't know what to make of it.

Sorry to hear it. Ranger cadre are really tough on correct pushups. At a regular unit, I was roughly 55-60 reps on correct PUs. But I'll be damned if every time I attended a regular Army school that my performance dropped. If he keeps at it, he will qualify.

 

[stevo51]

I already have some news, and it's not good. They sent him back to Ft. Campbell the 1st day. Something about not doing pushups correctly. He goes back May 16th. I don't know what to make of it.

It a MF'er of a school, Don. Finish rate in a lot of classes is less than 25%. My son wrestled in college and went to some very difficult camps when in high school. That helped him mentally during Ranger School and he was already in peak physical condition. Sometime they look to flush guys out just to make a point to those that remain. My son said he saw guys get booted for doing exactly the same things other guys were given a pass for. Tell him to keep his head up and above all be a team player. You can booted by your own fellow schoolmates if the think you're slacking or too much of an individualist.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

tomorry... or sometime er nuther. Getting the old man's metal detector tomorrow.

Good luck. May the force be with you.

 

[wildcatdonf]

He can recycle each phase once. Is he a Lt.?

Oh, no. He is a PFC.

 

[stevo51]

They will know he's recycling and most likely will not be arbitrary in judgement next time. But they still will cut him no slack.

 

[wildcatdonf]

It a MF'er of a school, Don. Finish rate in a lot of classes is less than 25%. My son wrestled in college and went to some very difficult camps when in high school. That helped him mentally during Ranger School and he was already in peak physical condition. Sometime they look to flush guys out just to make a point to those that remain. My son said he saw guys get booted for doing exactly the same things other guys were given a pass for. Tell him to keep his head up and above all be a team player. You can booted by your own fellow schoolmates if the think you're slacking or too much of an individualist.

There is a retired Colonel in our family. He was a Ranger too. I'll be talking to him May 8th at our party. #3 might be there too.

 

[stevo51]

There is a retired Colonel in our family. He was a Ranger too. I'll be talking to him May 8th at our party. #3 might be there too.

I'll keep my fingers crossed for him. Make it through the first phase is key

 

[wildcatdonf]

I'll keep my fingers crossed for him.

Thank you for the well wishes.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

I've done work at ft. Campbell. Much respect to those guys. Why yes donfather I can be considered a Griswold. Lol

 

[stevo51]

well, so long tonight all. May not be on here much the next few days

 

[wildcatdonf]

Me as well. Goodbye, Earth People.

 

[AustinTXCat]

As an ROTC cadet, around 55 was my max for push-ups. I could nearly max the sit ups and smoke the 2 mile run back then. Glory days.

Don's grandson will be fine. If not Ranger school, there will be something else. My brothers former step-son became a TED handler (tactical explosives dog).

Hoooooo Ahhhhh!

Same for me. No problems throughout my entire career for 2-mile and situps. My max in the old days for pushups was 64, I think, when attending ANCOC. Got 53 or something similar. Cadre grades those touchers hard. Same during Battle Staff and Master Gunner schools. I only maxed PUs like once or twice during my entire career. My main problem was I never really worked on the event enough. It's all about reps.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Fell asleep as soon as got home. Passed straight out without alcohol haha.

About those Army push-ups -- it's a 4-count movement right? So even though you've pushed yourself up two times, you only get credit for one push-up rep?

2-count for score, but 4-count for exercise.

Back in the old days, when someone struggled with PUs, we called it the "NBC Boogie". When ya get tired, ya start shaking hard, much like a nerve agent attack reaction.