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Eating big ass hamburger tonight
My preferred pairing with a Ghost Pepper AssBurger is an Evergreen Salad with a reduced caribou semen vinaigrette.
Really gets the palate excited.
Really gets the palate excited.
In Soviet Russia, Google searches YOU!!
Hot burger burn baby! Hot BURGER BURN BABY!!!!!
hahahahaha damn Commy google
Got offered a polioburger once and since I was vaccinated, ate the everloving shit out of it while repeatedly saying, with mouth full, "This is for you, FDR".
We shouldn't make light of ass burgers, I suppose. It's a serious condition. Right up there with old timers.
I resemble that. Willy, clinical diagnosis please. Has this condition been studied? Antithesis? Regional? Spreading? To go or eat here? FCC.
Well, I know it's being traced by those mosquitos who are causing underdeveloped baby brains known as the Zima virus.
Get orthotics for these flat feet. Love waiting 45 minutes to see doctor.
Your appointment summary:
Doc = "Hello LEK, you have flat feet."
LEK = "That's why I'm here, doc."
Doc = "Let me ask you something, LEK."
LEK = "By all means, proceed."
Doc = "You Gellin?"
LEK = "No....."
Doc = "You need to get Gellin then."
Doc = "Hello LEK, you have flat feet."
LEK = "That's why I'm here, doc."
Doc = "Let me ask you something, LEK."
LEK = "By all means, proceed."
Doc = "You Gellin?"
LEK = "No....."
Doc = "You need to get Gellin then."
A friend of mine tells a cold call story and it's hilarious. Had us crying we were laughing so hard.
But it's way too long to post on here. So I won't tell it. But it's hilarious. Like really really funny. You should have heard it, you would find it hilarious too.
But it's way too long to post on here. So I won't tell it. But it's hilarious. Like really really funny. You should have heard it, you would find it hilarious too.
I only get calls for the Asian guy at US Pharmacy trying to sell me Wiaggra or Ceawas pills.
Sometimes though I get a call from a company that 'works' for Microsoft. Basically a scam to sell you a virus. I tell those guys all kinds of stuff. Got one of them pissed off enough to say bad things about my mother before he handed the phone off.
Sometimes though I get a call from a company that 'works' for Microsoft. Basically a scam to sell you a virus. I tell those guys all kinds of stuff. Got one of them pissed off enough to say bad things about my mother before he handed the phone off.
I wish that story were short.
When willy wins this election in a landslide I say his first order of business should be appointing mav as his WH press secretary. I would tune into every.single.press conference.
Yeah man…you can't throw out a teaser like that and then leave us high and dry. If the juice is worth the squeeze (if it's as funny as you say it is) then length of the post is no object.
Fried chicken tenders in butter a little heavy on the garlic, spinach and lima beans for supper. Supposed to be healthy eating but I would rather have smashed taters, buscuits slathered in butter and laced with honey. Hell, now I'm hungry again. My Disneyland pass has expired or would be if I had ever had one. Enough serious thinking for now, lighten up D.
Everyone's favorite Internet bouncy girl from the early 2010s has lost all of her cute curves, and it makes me sad. Damn you, drugs/Atkins diet.
In memoriam ....
In memoriam ....
Still waiting on Jed's stool pics. Orcas abound.
Waiting until Friday evening.
Evening ya bunch of randomly moving atoms.
Science Break:
Galaxy Bar. Spiral galaxy NGC 986 lies about 56 million light-years away in the constellation of Fornax (The Furnace). Its face-on orientation allows us to clearly see its two main spiral arms and central bar-shaped structure composed of stars and dust.
The latter feature makes it a barred spiral galaxy. About two thirds of all spiral galaxies contain a bar, including our own Milky Way galaxy, according to astronomical surveys.
Galaxy Bar. Spiral galaxy NGC 986 lies about 56 million light-years away in the constellation of Fornax (The Furnace). Its face-on orientation allows us to clearly see its two main spiral arms and central bar-shaped structure composed of stars and dust.
The latter feature makes it a barred spiral galaxy. About two thirds of all spiral galaxies contain a bar, including our own Milky Way galaxy, according to astronomical surveys.
Everyone's favorite Internet bouncy girl from the early 2010s has lost all of her cute curves, and it makes me sad. Damn you, drugs/Atkins diet.
In memoriam ....
I think she is from Florida. Figured she got pregnant and blew up to tree hunnert
Kooky- I think Jedwar all ready flushed them. No worries, he can make s'more.
Catfan- thanks for the Science!!
Catfan- thanks for the Science!!
I couldn't do it. It didn't look too happy.
Watching Radiohead in concert (Austin City Limits)... Pretty impressive shit.
Inventive. Musical and vast catalog that I'm starting to celebrate. I think I like these dudes more than a passing fancy.
Inventive. Musical and vast catalog that I'm starting to celebrate. I think I like these dudes more than a passing fancy.
Yes. But those stools need to be double-tapered, George Brett approved Orcas for proper documentation.
Radiohead not too popular amongst the Catspaws internets dwellers. And their lead singer is one weird dude.
But i celebrate their early catalogue. Thought they killed it in the 90's...Pablo Honey, The Bends, and OK Computer are all great albums cover to cover and I consider them to be three of the better albums of that decade. And Paranoid Android is one of my all time favorite tunes…Top 10 at least.
While i get the whole "evolving as a band" deal…I didn't care for their next 3 albums at all. Nada. But they did put out a live album of some of the tunes from those next 3 albums that I liked…not loved…but liked Hated the recorded versions…liked the live versions.
And then I also like their next album In Rainbows. Not as much as the first 3…but a whole lot more than albums 4-6.
Didn't really care for this last album though. Not sure what that was all about. One song was decent…maybe two. The rest was garbage IMHO.
TV Guide News...
<> Just watched the end of Invincible starring Marky Mark (minus the Funky Bunch) on one of the Encore channels. Was scrolling the channels and caught it at just the right moment. Love that movie and really love the ending…including the ingenius decision to use Uncle Ted Nugent's song Stranglehold in the last scene. Genius move using that song in that spot. Pure genius.
<> For those interested...Invincible is getting ready to start again on one of the other Encore channels. I highly recommend. It's the story of Vince Papale…who was a 30 year old bar tender from Philly who tried out for the Eagles in Dick Vermeil's (sp?) first season in Philly. Great flick.
<> Point Break…of Swayze Trilogy fame…is currently playing on one of the other Encore channels. Just started.
<> Still can't believe they had the poor taste of soiling the Trilogy by remaking a classic like Point Break. I will not watch. Never. Never. Ever. Bodhi is surely rolling over in his grave.
<> Yes…there are a blue million Encore channels.
<> Just watched the end of Invincible starring Marky Mark (minus the Funky Bunch) on one of the Encore channels. Was scrolling the channels and caught it at just the right moment. Love that movie and really love the ending…including the ingenius decision to use Uncle Ted Nugent's song Stranglehold in the last scene. Genius move using that song in that spot. Pure genius.
<> For those interested...Invincible is getting ready to start again on one of the other Encore channels. I highly recommend. It's the story of Vince Papale…who was a 30 year old bar tender from Philly who tried out for the Eagles in Dick Vermeil's (sp?) first season in Philly. Great flick.
<> Point Break…of Swayze Trilogy fame…is currently playing on one of the other Encore channels. Just started.
<> Still can't believe they had the poor taste of soiling the Trilogy by remaking a classic like Point Break. I will not watch. Never. Never. Ever. Bodhi is surely rolling over in his grave.
<> Yes…there are a blue million Encore channels.
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Spit out like a perfectly rolled Cuban
KS- I agree. Mav would make great presentations Ha ha ha
That at & t thing floored me
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Forgot all about Johnny Utah getting his azz kicked by the naked chick. Stepped right out of the shower and then straight up whooped his azz. 
I do not give a fart about people's musical taste. I'm always open to listening and finding new stuff and relistening to stuff I previously dismissed.
I used to listen to Creep at the end of every cardio session in the gym. But I didn't keep up much after Pablo Honey.
I like ThomYorke. Like KS said. Weird dude.
Whew had a dream last night that 3 other friends and I dropped acid. Within in the trip, apparently Danny Trejo dropped with us, and he died from it. All of us were spooked out that his heart stopped from LSD.
Whew had a dream last night that 3 other friends and I dropped acid. Within in the trip, apparently Danny Trejo dropped with us, and he died from it. All of us were spooked out that his heart stopped from LSD.
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