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Agreed. The germ freaks are comical, and I sincerely hope they get diarrhea from touching the same doorknob I touched right after I picked a cat turd out of my dog's mouth.
I forgot to tell y'all this...
I accidentally ate some of Dolly's Iams last weekend. We got back to the car from our hike and I'm sitting in the trunk taking boots off and relaxing. I reach into my bag and get my hand in what I think is a ziplock bag of peanuts, grab a few, and much em. Except this is not a peanut. OMG I finally did it, I think to myself. I have finally tasted dog food. I try to play it cool as people are around and I don't want them to point and laugh at dog food eating boy, so I stay calm, and casually spit it out. I infest some crumbs, but I get most of it out. Must have crushed about 3-5 pebbles of the stuff. And you know what? It wasn't that bad. Not bad at all, really. Just tastes like smells - bland. Not much too it. Just lacks seasoning is all.
I forgot to tell y'all this...
I accidentally ate some of Dolly's Iams last weekend. We got back to the car from our hike and I'm sitting in the trunk taking boots off and relaxing. I reach into my bag and get my hand in what I think is a ziplock bag of peanuts, grab a few, and much em. Except this is not a peanut. OMG I finally did it, I think to myself. I have finally tasted dog food. I try to play it cool as people are around and I don't want them to point and laugh at dog food eating boy, so I stay calm, and casually spit it out. I infest some crumbs, but I get most of it out. Must have crushed about 3-5 pebbles of the stuff. And you know what? It wasn't that bad. Not bad at all, really. Just tastes like smells - bland. Not much too it. Just lacks seasoning is all.
After a typical subway ride I want to SCUBA in a tank of Purell. Humans are phu-king gross.
GD right and I tried to tell blue bell this in a non-professional sort of way that may or may not have included bad language and incoherent rambling, but my point was clear - JUST ALLOW ME TO PURCHASE BLUE BELL FROM YOU I AM NOT A FRAGILE PUSSY I CAN EAT IT AND I WILL PAY YOU MORE THAN RETAIL.
I still wonder where all that blue bell went. I can't believe they just trashed it.
You know, I kind of expected you to tell me you intentionally eat dog food. Pretty boss, imo. That takes some balls. I could never do it.
If I had to live with that shit, I might change my ways. Probably not. Those big city germs would just make me indestructible.
I read a dog food review by where someone claimed to work in the factory. He claimed that they would eat roasted chickens from the factory. Said it was the same type of setup as for human food.
I have to admit that some of the canned dog food looks a lot like Dinty Moore Beef Stew.
I have to admit that some of the canned dog food looks a lot like Dinty Moore Beef Stew.
Being a dirty disgusting human being and getting everyone sick is pretty boss! Hell yea!
Actually it is (other than getting others sick).
Actually it is (other than getting others sick).
When I used to stock shelves as a teenager, dog food always intrigued me. 1:30PM, no lunch yet, praying for something to eat, open next case of cans to put on the shelves....
I'm all like
I'm all like
I should note I never had dogs or cats, and therefore never experienced opening a can of the stuff.
Not sure it would've mattered, tho.
Not sure it would've mattered, tho.
LEK, mosquitoes are the only thing that transmits sickness.
Yea, just read the ingredients in dog food. Bitches eat better than I do. Tastes like shit = nutritious.
Yea, just read the ingredients in dog food. Bitches eat better than I do. Tastes like shit = nutritious.
I've tasted a Gainesburger before. Not bad.
That's not a euphemism, by the way.
That's not a euphemism, by the way.
I think we know the answer to that.
He was a little bit country, and a little bit rock and roll.
AND I'M A LITTLE FOR BRINGIN EM HOOOOOME
Lolllll Jeb bush asked folks to "please clap" for him. That's really sad.
I was on reddit and they had this photo gallery from the 1950s...in some of the pictures there were beautiful young women full of life and with all the time in the world. Sadly, most of them are no doubt passed away by now or very elderly...time is fleeting.
Made me think:
Let's say you have a neighbor down the street - an old lady in her mid-eighties that you've known of most your life. Maybe she's a widow now and up in years but you still see her out there trimming those rose bushes or driving into town for groceries in that garage-kept Galaxy 500.
Now, let's say you go back in time - it's the early 1950s or something and you meet this lady while she is single and 21. Turns out she is young, full of life and smoking hot.
Can you pursue her, have a relationship with her...with full knowledge of her eventuality, her inevitable age...does it stop you?
Made me think:
Let's say you have a neighbor down the street - an old lady in her mid-eighties that you've known of most your life. Maybe she's a widow now and up in years but you still see her out there trimming those rose bushes or driving into town for groceries in that garage-kept Galaxy 500.
Now, let's say you go back in time - it's the early 1950s or something and you meet this lady while she is single and 21. Turns out she is young, full of life and smoking hot.
Can you pursue her, have a relationship with her...with full knowledge of her eventuality, her inevitable age...does it stop you?
I am not, but I have thought about starting an account recently mainly for news purposes.....everyone says it is great for that.
I've held out forever because I've really always hated the social media stuff, FB especially.
Will definitely let you know when I get on there.
New Doom game coming soon for PC, X-Box and Playstation.
I'm actually boycotting video games until virtual reality is 100% perfected.
I've been playing an indie game on PC with my kids called "The Long Dark" - they love it - only point is to stay alive in the Canadian Wilderness as a plane crash survivor following a magnetic storm or something.
Meh, it's old school stuff. I grew up on Doom. Played it often back in 1994.
Doom is great...spent many an hour playing it on an old Compaq / MSDOS machine when I was but a babe. One of the first games I ever had.
I only had that preview / first episode pack that ID released kinda as a teaser, but my god I also loved that game.
I have the iOS version on my iPhone / iPad....that one has ALL of the episodes and it is great.
Wolfenstein is great. A classic. Germans not too happy with it, but still a classic. Developed in the DFW area by the same team who built Doom.
Michael Dukakis and Howard Dean approve this.Regardless of party affiliation, that was truly and simply one of the greatest moments in the history of American politics. What a completely hapless, defeated schlub.
If he'd had even pebbles for stones he'd have gone off on a profanity-laced tirade "ARE YOU F#%KING KIDDING -- YOU WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT DON'T DESERVE ME. F#%K YOU, GO AHEAD AND VOTE FOR THAT BLITHERING DUMBASS TRUMP YOU F#%KING IDIOTS AND SEE IF I GIVE A DAMN"
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Had a bootleg copy of that. Great game for the time.
I'd have to work on my 1950's pick up lines, but yeah. She's in her prime.
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