A Tennessee fan goes into his local watering hole and orders a beer. The bartender, a Kentucky fan, likes to mess with the Vol.
When the bartender gives the guy his beer, he says, "Hey, dumbass, have you seen Ben?" The Vol fan said, "Ben who?" The bartender replies, "Ben Dover, and kiss my ass." The whole bar erupts in laughter and the Vol fan leaves in a huff.
On his way home, the Vol fan stops in another bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "What's up friend? You look down in the dumps." He said, "Well, I just left another bar where everyone made fun of me. The bartender asked me if I had seen Ben. When I said Ben who, he said, Ben Dover and kiss my ass. It really embarrassed me."
The bartender said, "Why don't you get back at them?" "I would, but I don't know how" he replied. The bartender told him to go back to that bar and act like nothing ever happened. He said to ask the bartender if he had seen Eileen. When the bartender says Eileen who, you say, Eileen Over and you kiss my ass. The Vol fan jumps up and shouts "Yes!, I'll show them who's the dumbass".
So the Vol fan walks back into the first bar like nothing ever happened, sits at the bar and orders a beer. "By the way, bartender, have you seen Eileen?" The bartender says, "Yea. She's back there with Ben." The Vol fan said, "Ben who?"