During the gulf war, Iraq captured 2 of our soldiers-one from Temnnessee and one from Kentucky, who were dressed as spies. They appeared before Saddam Hussein, and he said " since you were caught spying I am going to execute both of you, but being the benevolent dictator that I am, I am going to grant both of you one last wish". The one from Tennessee started weeping and said, "O thank you Mr Hussein, if I have one last wish I want to hear the song 'Rocky Top' just one more time." Saddam said, " your wish will be granted." He then turned to the Kentucky boy and asked, 'What is you wish?" The Ky boy answered--"shoot me now".
