You been holding that in for a bit, there buddy?Well, if we're taking the gloves off (THANKFULLY) then I can breathe a little easier.
(starts to do some stretching exercises to limber up, because this could take a while)
Jimmy Carter was, with regard to practical matters, a feeble-minded, indecisive pantywaist.
There is so much to cover that I'm not even sure where to start, so I'll just stream of consciousness.
When he was ordered to Chalk River after a partial reactor meltdown (but not as serious as it was made out to be) to work with the US maintenance crew to essentially shut down the reactor. He, along with several others were lowered, in series, one at a time down to the reactor to shut it down. Carter's ONLY job was to get lowered and turn a screw with a driver for 90 seconds at a time (all the Atomic Commission, at the time, would allow. Anyway, that "harrowing experience" would turn him into a giant pvssy later in life. Stupid, unrequested arms treaties, paranoid, impractical energy policies (that fvcker set nuclear back to the stone ages)
His foreign trade agreements penalized American farmers severely . Which, as a FARMER, he should have known better.
with regards to foreign policy, he was a gigantic, blown out vagina. All of his heroes were communist dictators; Castro and Chavez for example. He was also an antisemite that would have probably paid good money to give Yasser Arafat fellatio.
He formed perhaps the most useless government agency in history, the Dept. of Education in 1979
He practically INVENTED the "meddling/interfering" pain in the ass "ex-President" role by constantly jaunting all over the world, to demean the United States.
He was a preachy self-righteous bastard, that liked to pester the American citizens, whom he detested; constantly lecturing them about turning down the HVAC, only driving 3 days a week etc. Insinuating that they should just get the f*** over it because there were more serious matters at hand. He went so far as to try and strong arm Congress into passing a national gas rationing bill/law.
He was, according to those that worked with him closely, and knew him on a deeply personal level, a fvcking mean-spirited piece of sh*t; He was petty, a sore loser, and basically a sanctimonious prick.
Hunter S. Thompson, of ALL people, said Jimmy Carter was one of the meanest guys he'd ever met.
I'm not sorry to see that old bastard go. Wish it had happened sooner. There, I said it.
These are just the highlights that come to mind right now. I could probably fill a notebook about what a horrible president and POS person he was.
Pretty extensive list!