POLITICAL THREAD

[Bill Cosby]

Just when impeachment blows up in their face and you think the democrats can’t be any worse off a dumpster fire, they go an do something like Iowa.

 

[anon_l8pbkn96tg3j6]

Too many whites in Iowa to properly caucus.

 

[MdWIldcat55]

Breaking News: The landslide winner of the Democratic Caucuses in Iowa just announced;

Donald Trump.

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

Putin....at it again in Iowa! Rascal!!!!

 

[FusterCluck]

He JUST tweeted this lmao

 

[FusterCluck]

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Electric Proof is my favorite Debbie Gibson track.

 

[FusterCluck]

On CNN's website they had a live stream of a caucus location in Northern Iowa. It was a mess. After the first vote, the only 3 "viable" candidates were Warren, Pete, and Klobuchar. Required 89 votes to be viable, but Biden had 87. Sanders had 60 something, and Yang 20 something. While they were gathering results, you could hear someone near the podium say that a lot of Biden voters had left and the Bernie people said they needed to go home.

The problem is there is a second vote after the first, but many didn't know that. If you were for a "viable" candidate, you didn't vote again. If you weren't a viable candidate voter then you could vote for a viable candidate, get people to support your candidate, support a different person, or not vote at all. So for the second count the numbers were all mixed up.

Now they are saying on CNN there will be a clear total tomorrow, because they have the physical forms of each voter as a backup. On the live stream, the moderator instructs them to only fill out one side of the form. After half the people left, they state that both sides must be completed before you leave.

What a circus.

Morons. The lot of them.

It's who they are.

Bravo to them dems for yet another true, bona fide, cluster **** of a job. They never disappoint.

 

[Bill Cosby]

He JUST tweeted this lmao

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Tweets like this make the great state of Kansas worth it.

 

[CrittendenWildcat]

Eff, yeah.

C'mon. Where are the photoshopped slogans?
"No one outguns the hut"
"No one out-second-amendments the hut"

 

[FusterCluck]

Damn. I pray for Jerry Nadler and his wife while folks excuse indifference to Rush's cancer in this thread.

I hope you ****ers never catch a cold.

 

[TheFrontRunner]

 

[TheFrontRunner]

 

[FusterCluck]

 

[Anthony B]

 

[anon_l8pbkn96tg3j6]

Lol...hillary been sowing these seeds in voters minds for 3 years to not accept results

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That's a great point, potentially matrix breaking. How can you accept the count of a nation wide secret ballot if you can't count people standing in high school gyms?

 

[FusterCluck]

Watching the wheels fly off the D party is one of the most satisfying things I've ever experienced. What makes it that much more satisfying is that they are doing this to themselves.

I look at that party, then back to the average Dem, and everything makes perfect sense.

 

[JStaff2187]

 

[Anthony B]

 

[FusterCluck]

 

[TheFrontRunner]

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Yeah...no way that one is true.

 

[FusterCluck]

Yeah...no way that one is true.

IDK man.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news...ce-officer-kills-himself-8th-year/2004952001/

 

[TheFrontRunner]

This is the most incredible 'didn't age well' tweet ever...I doubt it will ever be surpassed...

Yesterday at 4 pm est

 

[JStaff2187]

 

[Bill Cosby]

We are probably going to get, “welp yeah they say Epstein killed himself, so he definitely killed himself” level of investigative journalism to find out what the Democrats were doing in Iowa.

 

[FusterCluck]

I wouldn't piss on JayZ if he was on fire and begging for it.

 

[Mashburned]

Officials are conducting what they called "quality checks" to verify the results, the party said in a statement late on Monday after failures on multiple fronts, including glitches with a new mobile app that forced caucus organizers to call in results, adding to the delays already being experienced (The Associated Press).


A MOBILE APP! Is there a less secure way to handle election results than a mobile app?

Gtfo

 

[Bill Cosby]

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Assuming those are all immigrants, if you’re traveling to the US to support a transition to communism, Trump needs to deport you in a heartbeat.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Would love to see the dems go to war among the campaigns and against the DNC as the party eats itself alive and to death. Need more gas poured on this dimowit dumpster fire.

This could happen. The Democrat Party has shown America they are not capable of running an election. A Democrat in Iowa has no reason to believe the vote they cast went to the right candidate or any candidate.

No results as of 7:40 AM and Democrats candidates are proclaiming Victory. You can't make this up. Seriously . Keeping with the modern trend in America, everyone gets a trophy. All Democrats candidates won. Who needs a vote count

 

[P19978]

Didnt watch... but wondering how much free stuff was promised last night...

 

[bigblueinsanity]

Haha this is the party that wants to be in charge of your health care, run your banks, run your internet and many other little things. Yet they can't even run a caucus that they've been preparing for, for years. Government sucks at running things! This should be very well known by now. What a joke of a night.

You really can't make this stuff up.

Even better is that none of it really counts. Their super delegates decide everything. So this is all for nothing

 

[FusterCluck]

 

[Bill Cosby]

Per r/conspiracy the company that developed the DNC app, I shit you not, is called “Shadow”. It was established a week before Butt edge edge announced he was running, has received money from butt edge edge, and the CEO worked on Hilarys campaign and is married to one of butt edge edge’s advisors.

Sure enough, butt edge edge has declared himself winner of Iowa.

 

[JFCats22]

This is the greatest thing ever. It couldn't be scripted any better.

 

[Xception]

They want to run the country, can’t even run Iowa.

 

[cole854]

When are the teachers going to march on Frankfort and bash Beshear given the pension shortfall news?

 

[anon_l8pbkn96tg3j6]

A MOBILE APP! Is there a less secure way to handle election results than a mobile app?

Gtfo

I dunno... millions of hole punched pieces of paper in boxes sounds better?

 

[qwesley]

SIAP, but too good. She was runner up in the liberal hack twitter tourney but looks to take it up a level.

 

[Sawnee Cat]

Give the little fellow his box.

 

[JumperJack]

After watching this unfold, you have to question every vote count that democrats have ever reported. Not that you don’t know it, but now they can’t hide it. They’re a sleaze machine.

 

[Brandan Stroud]

Officials are conducting what they called "quality checks" to verify the results, the party said in a statement late on Monday after failures on multiple fronts, including glitches with a new mobile app that forced caucus organizers to call in results, adding to the delays already being experienced (The Associated Press).


A MOBILE APP! Is there a less secure way to handle election results than a mobile app?

Gtfo

Play best fiends! Down.Load.Free

I mean, if you can't trust those guys, who can you trust?