Every girl named Misty, Mindy, or Mandy becomes a dental hygienist. All of them voted for Trump. 75% of them have zero personality. 40% of them manage to be decent looking.
Any dude named Brice/Bryce probably drives a truck. 50/50 chance he’s sporting some humiliating bumper sticker.
Memphis, TN is a cooler place than any city in Kentucky. Most people that post here are scared to go anywhere outside Beale Street and you tip the panhandler who directs to you Rendezvous and their overpriced, shitty food.
Outside of the prospect of spending a few days in Miami, the entire state of Florida is a shithole. We have established this.
If your vacation is typically a trip to the beach, you’re a lowbrow kind of person. We’ve already talked about what it means if you have a Salt Life or 30-A bumper sticker.
NHL fans = 65% racist
Any questions?