Big ole Trump towering over people in Nam, looking like Goldfinger painted him from head to toe. Walking around like Big Dick Dan with some testimony coming down the pipe about affairs with playmates and pornstars.
Lots of world leaders have problems...centerfold drama ain't one of them...
So he bounces to get away from all the baby mama drama and broker some peace/denuclearization while he's at it. Not because he gives a rats ass about those two things, but because he likes F*cking with Xi...
No wonder all those people were getting Trump cuts. Trump is to them what Prince Phillip is to the people of Tanna in Vanuatu...You know he's milking it too. Telling all them Asians at dinner "hey, you ever want to take a walk on the wild side and get pissed on by some Russian hookers, I know a guy..."
If he's voted out of office here, they may take him as their leader...
Lots of world leaders have problems...centerfold drama ain't one of them...
So he bounces to get away from all the baby mama drama and broker some peace/denuclearization while he's at it. Not because he gives a rats ass about those two things, but because he likes F*cking with Xi...
No wonder all those people were getting Trump cuts. Trump is to them what Prince Phillip is to the people of Tanna in Vanuatu...You know he's milking it too. Telling all them Asians at dinner "hey, you ever want to take a walk on the wild side and get pissed on by some Russian hookers, I know a guy..."
If he's voted out of office here, they may take him as their leader...