Oh you don't twitter but you secondhand twitter. Got it. A gd 168 hr twitter beef omg what is our president doingggg??? DO SOMETHING!!!
All y'all idiots wanna talk about is twitter. We should be talking about how he f'd the G20 in the butt. Hell, even France is looking like they want to make France Great Again? Trump's impact was huge, and he crushed that summit. Nobody will talk about it bc omg his son talked to a russian, omg have you read trumps tweets.
I almost miss the kardashians. i really do. I think the trump obsession has really killed their buzz. Poor Jenner guy went trans and everything. Nobody cares. Russian girls pissed on Trump!! OMG
You are an embarrassment to the mash name and you obviously care a lot about stupid stuff. Please stop caring.
G20? OK. Let's talk.
It was accompanied by peaceful protests, as CNN reported. That was refreshing. Some Australian reporter called it a failure for Trump, because he failed to change any minds, and most US media followed suit. Europe is now leading itself. None of the Europas agreed to terminate the Paris Accord. They all still want the $100 billion Barrie promised to them, and they reaffirmed their commitment that the US must bear all costs of global warming. Trump got no combined resolution out of the G20 regarding NKorea. He also didn't get Angela Jerkel to agree to fulfill her countrie'$ obligation to NATO, although Trump did reaffirm Article 5.
Frenchie Macron held up an Iphone and said free trade is great, which some interpreted as a repudiation of Turmp, for reasons no one can explain. Macron also said that the EU faces Frexit if serious reforms are not made, which for reasons no one can explain reflects very badly on Trump. Frenchie Macron also called for a new climate summit in December, another failure for Trump. The spectacular failure of Trump's meeting with Putin was the biggest surprise, since Putin got Trump elected.
In summary "“Generally, Trump didn’t impress very many leaders on European side,” said Susi Dennison, director of the European Power program at the European Council on Foreign Relations." Trump just held his ground like a spoiled, capitalistic American. On the bright side of that, "“They left the G-20 with the feeling that there is more predictability as to what Trump means for them," Brattberg said."
Ankela Jerkel, speaking on condition of anonymity said, "In the past, America's insecurity and guilt/shame over its success made America easy to manipulate and control. All we had to do was tell the American Elite that their country was a laughing stock or was acting selfishly, and it would immediately change course and come heel to our commands. We could bend america over at will, like we did in the Paris Accord and NATO, we made America pay for everything," laughed Jerkel. "This new trend won't last. To make up for the money we have to pay NATO, we're going to demand reparations for the horrible damage America did to Europe in WWII. America destroyed cities and killed millions. We want Trillion$ in reparation."
Did I miss anything already covered in the press?