After a scare like that you should be drinking better stuff. Live a little.
Kidding, @-BBH- Glad you’re doing well.
Kidding, @-BBH- Glad you’re doing well.
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10. On my way to a beach vacation. When I return next week, I’ll still be champion. Feels good to be the greatest.
I like to imagine Kook driving to the beach like Andy...
...while singing this...
...and substituting "champion" for "gangsta."
...while singing this...
...and substituting "champion" for "gangsta."
Yeah… kinda. Sans rectal scarring from the “sisters” - me and Andy have a lot in common.
Welcome back. Yikes, sorry to hear about the tumor. Glad you're better.
I definitely feel your non-rectal-yet-still-painful-psychological pain brother. Have a great vacation.
Thanks for the well wishes. Good to be back to worrying about everyday things.
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That’s scary BBH. Glad Mayo Clinic took care of you.
Glad to hear you are all fixed up. Surgery near the brain stem is intense. Glad things are getting back to normal for you.
Out of all of the crazy stuff that mofo has posted on this site over the years I can just imagine what got him a super duper double secret multi-month nuclear ban.
On 2nd thought...knowing how this place is policed now...I bet he simply used the wrong pronouns whilst addressing a mod.
On 2nd thought...knowing how this place is policed now...I bet he simply used the wrong pronouns whilst addressing a mod.
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2022 FFL Draft scheduled for August 28, 2022
You should receive account reactivation email next Sunday. Looking at 6 pm EST for draft.
2022 FFL Draft scheduled for August 28, 2022
You should receive account reactivation email next Sunday. Looking at 6 pm EST for draft.
If you guys need a spot filled let me know.
You can have kooky’s spot. He’s going to be in last place this season anyway.
Surely we have a spot. There's gotta be someone who ain't playing.
@AustinTXCat
Seems like there are a couple of guys who don’t really play each year...just kinda take up space. Reach out & see if they want to play or give up their spot to BBH.
We're down to 10 owners.
ukgrad93
KS
Funky
Mav
Mash
Jerry
Forehead
Me
LEK *
Kooky
LEK might be a good candidate to give up his spot. If he has not checked-in soon and confirmed his spot, I'll leave him off and add BBH.
Yes, boot LEK to add BBH. That leaves us with only one deadbeat owner, who we love oh so dearly...
Mav
Quit if I remember correctly. He returned under another name for a few years, then got banned.
Keep in touch because if I have not heard from LEK by Friday, I'll add your email address Sunday when I reactivate the league for 2022. Send an email to austintexascat@yahoo.com with your info. Thanks.
Well I ain't playin'...around, that is. I'm about to put some serious Alonzo Harris-level cases on all you bitches.
Buckle up, cocksuckers.
Vegas has 3-2 odds that mav auto drafts yet again.
The case for Pete Rose being banned from the HoF -- he's a degenerate dumbass who chose to not only bet on baseball, but on the games he was actively managing and then repeatedly lied about it.
The case for Pete Rose's gambling transgressions being forgiven and then admitted to the HoF -- his no-holds barred approach to broadcasting...
The case for Pete Rose's gambling transgressions being forgiven and then admitted to the HoF -- his no-holds barred approach to broadcasting...
I go back and forth on Pete Rose. I mean he is one of the best to ever play the game without question, but some of the stuff I have read on him points to him being just an awful human being.
Pete Rose was my very first favorite baseball player when I was a youngster. I moved on to the likes of Willie Stargell, Dave Parker, Ricky Henderson, Ozzie Smith, etc...but Rose was the first. In fact, Charlie Hustle is the sole reason I started sliding head first when I was 8 and didn’t stop till I finished my baseball career at the end of my senior year in HS. (Never slid head first into home plate though cause that would just be dumb)
In HS I used to steal 3rd all the time. Nobody expected it & I perfected the “wrap around” head first slide where you start off like super man then tuck your left arm while slightly rolling to the right & reaching for the back corner of the bag with your right hand. Even when the catcher had me nailed dead to rights...I would avoid the tag. But usually I caught them off guard & slid in easily.
Took great pride in stealing 3rd. We actually won two games on walk-off squeeze plays my senior year because I had stolen 3rd just prior. I can’t take much credit for either squeeze play though because both were perfectly placed bunts...the first one exactly between the pitcher & first baseman...and the second one right down the 1st baseline because the 1st baseman was playing back. I reached home before he even touched the ball on that last one.
In HS I used to steal 3rd all the time. Nobody expected it & I perfected the “wrap around” head first slide where you start off like super man then tuck your left arm while slightly rolling to the right & reaching for the back corner of the bag with your right hand. Even when the catcher had me nailed dead to rights...I would avoid the tag. But usually I caught them off guard & slid in easily.
Took great pride in stealing 3rd. We actually won two games on walk-off squeeze plays my senior year because I had stolen 3rd just prior. I can’t take much credit for either squeeze play though because both were perfectly placed bunts...the first one exactly between the pitcher & first baseman...and the second one right down the 1st baseline because the 1st baseman was playing back. I reached home before he even touched the ball on that last one.
YEAH BUT DID YOU EVER BET ON YOUR OWN GAMES OR WEAR A QUASI-BANANA HAMMOCK WHILE ROCKING A DOROTHY HAMILL HAIRCUT FOR YOUR SENIOR PICS THOUGH???
Gotta be honest, that haircut is the #1 reason I can't trust Pete Rose. Reminds me of Planet of the Apes, and you can't trust those apes.
Its' all I think about when I see him. Apes.
Its' all I think about when I see him. Apes.
Nolan Ryan was my first favorite. This gem's anniversary was last week.
Yea, he fn is. Even the way he dives for the bag. He is a damn animal - which is good and bad. I've just seen way too many of those Planet of the Apes. Its' not worth it. You try and make friends with your simian brothers and sisters, and people just die. It's not worth it. Pete Rose is not worth it. It's better to just leave him alone in his natural habitat and not engage him for any reason. That's the cold hard truth for Reds fans, and the human race.
You can trust Nolan Ryan.
