N.O.B.

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Look up Gary Gulman talkin about the Karate Kid. It’s hilarious and spot on.

Mash, use https://postimages.org/

I was actually at THE Buc-ee’s in Richmond yesterday, but I don’t remember swinging by Mav’s place. I’ve been to A Buc-ee's five times in my life and I’m not sure I’ve ever walked out under $75.

Hilton Head in two weeks. Found an absolute deal right on the beach by a first time renter. Highway robbery on my part. Gonna live like the other half for a week.

I don’t like this heat nonsense in mid-June. Concerns about July and August. Insane. Third highest dew point ever in Lex-town.

EKU might be the ugliest campus in the US. Nothing against the town or the school, it’s just aesthetically shitty in every way. Could be because there were no co-eds walking around.

Speaking of co-eds, if you get a chance, peep some of the women’s basketball team pics. There’s a new Larry Vaught special on the team. You’ll know it when you see it.

Stay cool, NOB.

Global Warming amirite?

 

[funKYcat75]

Global Warming amirite?

We haven’t had a thread on that in a couple of weeks. Wanna start one?

 

[gobigbluebell]

Cmon funky I know you can’t give Madison Co too much credit, but EKU ain’t the ugliest campus in America. The ravine area is pretty cool, and the landscaping is pretty good all around. They’ve built so many new buildings the last few years it’s outrageous. Some are cool, some are ugly.

Exactly what did you buy at Bucee’s worth $75?

 

[Kooky Kats]

Gnocchi

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

We haven’t had a thread on that in a couple of weeks. Wanna start one?

I think you should with one of your famous polls......

 

[funKYcat75]

Exactly what did you buy at Bucee’s worth $75?

Fuzzy blanket, stuffed animal, pork sammich, brisket sammich, various and sundry snacks and beverages.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Fuzzy blanket, stuffed animal, pork sammich, brisket sammich, various and sundry snacks and beverages.

Half a tank of gas.

 

[_Mav_]

Gnocchi

Gesundheit. My allergies have been killing me too.

 

[_Mav_]

Gnocchi

Seriously though, they look delicious.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I was just testing Funks photo site.

 

[gobigbluebell]

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Hahaha!!!

The artistic integrity, attention to details & technical proficiency of that work of art were well worth the wait.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Yea, of course it's a masterpiece...

...but can you explain it in scientific terms? No, you cannot.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Yea, of course it's a masterpiece...

...but can you explain it in scientific terms? No, you cannot.

No. No I cannot.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Obviously the bird got into the berries before he sprayed his feces on the entablature of your Porte cochere.

 

[gobigbluebell]

Once again, iI have no earthly idea what you just said Kook, but it sounds amazing.

Still, doesn't explain how a bird can defy physics and shit up there.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

There are several mysteries Re: the upside down shitting bird phenomenon that will most likely remain permanently unsolved. We are just going to have to learn to live with that reality. But there’s a 99.9% chance that white supremacy & climate change are BOTH responsible in some form or fashion.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Obviously the bird got into the berries before he sprayed his feces on the entablature of your Porte cochere.

You Googled that didn't you.

As far as the abundance of bird fecal matter goes they have really enjoyed splattering my work truck and personal truck. They take notice when both have been cleaned and then bring a war with them. More so this year than I can remember. Should I make peace with them or start shooting back? Thoughts?

 

[funKYcat75]

My grandpa used to pick off (shoot to death) birds off the roof of the furniture store next to his house. This was in downtown of a small city. Times, they done have been a changin’.

 

[funKYcat75]

If’n I had the means, I’d give each of you all one of these.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/123110...3hqWl6IYh7ShFlbHIhCxK2VBzRmjLq0QSvroKD-6OUUQ8

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

If’n I had the means, I’d give each of you all one of these.

https://www.etsy.com/listing/123110...3hqWl6IYh7ShFlbHIhCxK2VBzRmjLq0QSvroKD-6OUUQ8

You have the means.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

If’n I had the means, I’d give each of you all one of these.

But you will save $4.80 with each & every coin purchased. Now that’s a bargain. Pull the trigger!!!

 

[AustinTXCat]

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

2022 FFL Draft scheduled for August 28, 2022

Be there. Aloha.

(end weekly reminder)

 

[Kooky Kats]

** N.O.B. Public Service Announcement **

2021 Champ = Kook
Be there. Aloha.

(end 4th reminder)

 

[UKGrad93]

That looks like Pete the Puma, one of Bugs's old nemesisessi...

We had a college kid working at my office several years ago that greatly resembled this character. It was either his summer plans or post graduation plans: follow the band Phish.

I’ve been in Miami and now Key West this week. Lots to see. No Buc-ees though. Spending lots of money.

Mash’s thing with the bird shit reminds me that there are just so many mysteries out there. Like Mav’s beaver nuggets. Just think of all the planning that our great creator must have put into making all of that happen. Boggles the mind.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[_Mav_]

"...feces on the entablature,
of your Porte cochere..."
-- Bob Dylan (Subterranean Homesick Blues outtakes)

 

[funKYcat75]

“Alexa, show me a visual depiction of a double entendre.”

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

First slowly pitched softball practice is Thursday. We will also be discussing uniforms as well.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

First slowly pitched softball practice is Thursday. We will also be discussing uniforms as well.

Make sure to emphasize the necessity for the inclusion of fancy stirrups during said uniform discussions.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Make sure to emphasize the necessity for the inclusion of fancy stirrups during said uniform discussions.

I will bring that up. Does anyone have opinions on arm sleeves?

 

[Kooky Kats]

Reminder 5: you stink. I’m champ.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Uniforms have been finalized for our co-ed slowly pitched softball league....pink shirts. The rest is a personal choice.

 

[funKYcat75]

New GIF tool for the Cat Paws toolbox.

 

[thabigbluenation]

 

[Captain Forehead]

Uniforms have been finalized for our co-ed slowly pitched softball league....pink shirts. The rest is a personal choice.

Will you be sporting rainbow stirrups to be a supportive and more inclusive team? Asking for a friend.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Will you be sporting rainbow stirrups to be a supportive and more inclusive team? Asking for a friend.

I am considering it. I want to be Woke as possible for all games. I may even identify as a female so I can bat my natural hand. I want to be inclusive!

 

[Captain Forehead]

I am considering it. I want to be Woke as possible for all games. I may even identify as a female so I can bat my natural hand. I want to be inclusive!

Wearing a pink tube top may help in that endeavor. Good luck to you.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Wearing a pink tube top may help in that endeavor. Good luck to you.

Would you recommend that? Would it hamper flexibility?

 

[Captain Forehead]

Would you recommend that? Would it hamper flexibility?

I would absolutely recommend. It would be like wearing those arm sleeves John Wall used to wear during games. Fashionable and supportive.