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New linebacker. Jacquez. That’s a good football name. Sounds more like a wide receiver, but it’ll do. I bet it’s /jah-KWEZ/ instead of /jah-KEZ/.
Nah, man...we all set at the skill positions...especially at WR.

Newcomers include:

WR’s
Tre’Von
Wan’Dale
Devonte
Chauncey
Christian

RB
La’Vell

QB
Kaiya

TE
Jai

That’s a high rate of apostrophes at the skill positions...which is a very positive sign.

But the name I like the most is at OT: Jager Burton. Unless the “J” is silent. Please tell me the “J” isn’t silent. Lie to me if you must.

The name that is most troubling is at OLB: Justice Dingle. That sounds like a name for a female pop singer...not a line backer. The best we can hope for is that this is a “boy named sue” kind of situation and he’s meaner than a stirred up hornets nest as a direct result.
 
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Lions Bluegrass Fair is going hot in NW Lex. Nothing like heavy traffic, sweaty fatties and carnys flinging anthrax at the crowd to make life awesome.
 
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Lions Bluegrass Fair is going hot in NW Lex. Nothing like heavy traffic, sweaty fatties and carnys flinging anthrax at the crowd to make life awesome.
Went to that a few times as a kid. Does that still take place at Masterson Station Park? I hate that place. That’s where they host the MS State XC Meet. Traffic sucks getting in and out on 421 (Leestown Rd.).
 
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@AustinTXCat I tried a new beer this weekend and really liked it. Good summertime beer and went down smooth at dinner...



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*sung to the tune of "WKRP In Cincinnati"
Yeah, well, that's the opening theme. Here's the lyrics to the closing theme song:

Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that? Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on

 
Yeah, well, that's the opening theme. Here's the lyrics to the closing theme song:

Original Lyrics:
Mad tooth bar chin-up, box zing outta her hair now
Still do the modern day whack-a-mole ditto-o-o
What's that? Good bartender, i'da hat-beer 'n' head out
I said I wouldn't do it if a poodle had a lid on

I'll be honest, I was skeptical...until I played the song.


Wow, you weren't kidding about it being gibberish.
 
Just wanted to say 3 and half years, well almost 4 now, after being diagnosed with colon cancer I just passed my follow up colonoscopy and have passed all blood tests since. More or less put in the clear. Told I was on the regular 5 yr schedule now and I kinda stoked about that. carry on.
That's great news brother. Really happy for you.
 
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Welp finally tracked down one of those damned all-peanut butter unicorn Reese's. Underwhelming. Turns out the chocolate is the yin to the peanut butter's yang, the Pippen to the peanut butter's Jordan. Who knew? Now I'm really sorry I wrote that damned song.
 
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Best Reese's species? King Size Big Cup, hands down. Too bad I'm a changed man now.

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Colonoscopies are for assholes.
(Highly recommend beginning at age 45)
I’ve had 3. The prep sucks, having a camera stuck up your ass sucks, (and once down the throat)(not the same camera)(I hope) but those 5 seconds of the anesthetic hitting you are glorious. Last thoughts are, “OH, this is why people do hard drugzzzzzzzzzzzzz.z………”
 
I’ve had 3. The prep sucks, having a camera stuck up your ass sucks, (and once down the throat)(not the same camera)(I hope) but those 5 seconds of the anesthetic hitting you are glorious. Last thoughts are, “OH, this is why people do hard drugzzzzzzzzzzzzz.z………”
If I could only remember that last few seconds. What’s fun is fighting it for as long as you can
 
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I’ve had 3. The prep sucks, having a camera stuck up your ass sucks, (and once down the throat)(not the same camera)(I hope) but those 5 seconds of the anesthetic hitting you are glorious. Last thoughts are, “OH, this is why people do hard drugzzzzzzzzzzzzz.z………”
I fought drugs and watched an entire colonoscopy. The second one I had they yanked out a monster polyp and didn’t cortorize the site well enough... 3 days in hospital and almost bled out.

HYSTERICAL!

hey, how’d Kook die... bloody poop storm.
 
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