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For his walk up to the tennis match. Go to mid court,shake his opponents hand, pull out a bic and set the net on fire
‘Sup bitches?
just a gentle reminder, y’all will be FFB mincemeat in 3 short months.
that is all.
#Gulls4Eva
just a gentle reminder, y’all will be FFB mincemeat in 3 short months.
that is all.
#Gulls4Eva
Would make a great Rocky or Bond villain.
This old “Kaboom” diatribe is one of the funniest things I’ve read in a long time...
(Still dunno why I can’t properly post a link or pic from my phone, but whatev.)
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ace.mu.nu
(Still dunno why I can’t properly post a link or pic from my phone, but whatev.)
First of all, children hate clowns. All children. There's a joke that everyone's afraid of clowns. Well that's not true. But everyone does hate them. Children most of all, because clowns get up in your grill with horrible jokes and diseased breath, eyes glassy with vodka and pedophilia.
When you get photobombed by the great John Belushi. Heh.
Don’t do it, Mr. Rogers! Whatever you do...please don’t reach for that yellow box!!!
I’m a LeBron fan. He might be able to singlehandedly pull a team through the finals in the East if they were the same level of teams as back in the early to mid-2010s, but this is the West and the landscape is much more difficult. He needs a superstar who can not get hurt every other game. Love AD, but he’s turning into the Glass Joe of the NBA. You have to think his crazy growth spurt has something to do with all that.
LeBron is not very good at losing. It’s a character flaw, but otherwise seems like a good dude.
LeBron is not very good at losing. It’s a character flaw, but otherwise seems like a good dude.
This is true. He carried the Cavs on his back with basically no one except for JR Smith.
Put Dame Lillard on the Lakers. Or Chris Paul. Or Kawhi. They’d be damn near unbeatable if all three (James, AD, and one of the others listed) could stay healthy.
This is very true.
As is this. He’s also quite whiny and sometimes a flipping biotch, but he’s far from the only one
This is the one that gets most people. Forget politics, BLM, etc. He’s a family man, helps in the communities he plays in, no scandals.
You used to hear “Why doesn’t Michael Jordan speak out for (whatever) cause?” Well, LeBron does and he gets killed for it. That’s why Michael didnt. Because at least half of the US doesn’t like what he has to say.
Thus, Michael is smarter and less annoying.
eff LeBron all the way to China.
eff LeBron all the way to China.
On a lighter note. Is Jersey going nuts over the Nets or are they not “their” team anymore? They’re destroying a pretty good team this round.
Just felt like posting a Ginger Baker gif. Sue me.
So ain't nobody gonna talk about our man Booker drivin' around in this...
C'mon man. I mean I knew brother's pimp game was strong, what with torchin' the Lakers for 47 and tappin' a Jenndashian and all, but this is next-level. E'rebody else out there rubbin' sticks and stones while Book just E=mc2 and shit.
C'mon man. I mean I knew brother's pimp game was strong, what with torchin' the Lakers for 47 and tappin' a Jenndashian and all, but this is next-level. E'rebody else out there rubbin' sticks and stones while Book just E=mc2 and shit.
So ain't nobody gonna talk about our man Booker drivin' around in this...
C'mon man. I mean I knew brother's pimp game was strong, what with torchin' the Lakers for 47 and tappin' a Jenndashian and all, but this is next-level. E'rebody else out there rubbin' sticks and stones while Book just E=mc2 and shit.
Wow that boy got style....
...and 57 kids, so his next purchase might wanna be a tour bus with gold spokes.
Seriously though, it doesn't get much more gangsta than an old-school, drop-top Caprice Classic with gold wire rims. Book's a modern-day Clyde Frazier.
I'd wager after retirement he'll be a real-life John Shaft.
After some quick research, Booker only actually has two children....the catch was he got two women pregnant at the same time while dating a third woman. So, that's kind of baller, too.
Sounds like he's on track to be a modern-day Shawn Kemp.
Booker stole two gold chains from a UK teammate and sold them?
It looks like he's cradling a mini-me version of himself.
New linebacker. Jacquez. That’s a good football name. Sounds more like a wide receiver, but it’ll do. I bet it’s /jah-KWEZ/ instead of /jah-KEZ/.
Seems like I read somewhere that he's half Jewish, so I'm betting the "J" is pronounced as a "Y" and the "cqu" is pronounced as "wh" thus making his name "Yawhez" which, loosely translated, means "he who makes defensive plays."
Has to be spelled out JQZ and announcers are not allowed to pronounce it.
