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On vacation. You only live once so might as well get some listeria.

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It’s pretty good.
 
Our ice cream habits are so large here you can’t even buy pint sized Blue Bell. I would prefer to keep a six pack of pints in the freezer. That would be the ultimate ticket to frozen flavor town.

This jackass coach who assaulted his wife needs to be physically dealt with. Nobody knew your name or what you did, but now you have UK Football in the news for all the wrong reasons. What a POS.
 
The “Do we want Dare Rosenthal?” test.

1) Is he a 6’7” 327lbs offensive lineman?
2) Did he start for LSU last season?
3) Does he have a cool first name?
4) Is the reason he is transferring because he broke team rules and might have to sit out if he stays at LSU?

If the answer is yes to the first two 2 questions then yes we want him. But because you can answer yes to ALL 4 questions...we really, really want him bad.

Screw it. They weren’t OUR team rules.
 
That’s what I meant by “chemical waste dump”.
I thought you meant one of the several other sources of chemical waste like:

- Berea college female armpit hair clogs.
- Mashburn’s neighbor’s spit cups
- Buckets of puke behind the infamous EKU bars
- Oil Change leftovers from Bunt Gross Cheverolet that were dumped into the county in the mid-80s.

Among others.
 
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I thought you meant one of the several other sources of chemical waste like:

- Berea college female armpit hair clogs.
- Mashburn’s neighbor’s spit cups
- Buckets of puke behind the infamous EKU bars
- Oil Change leftovers from Bunt Gross Cheverolet that were dumped into the county in the mid-80s.

Among others.
Gross went to the pokey
 
@CatGotMyTongue anyone blowing up the neighborhood this year?
Cancelled. Our mutual buddy (who puts on shows bigger than the crap downtown) decided no show this year after last year when one of his drunk buddies knocked a mortar over and it shot into a house and a group of people. No one was hurt except our district councilman who broke his foot on a cimderblock try to do Lordknows what to quell the situatio I think that spooked him. I don’t blame him especially since he foots the bill

Not to worry—there will be some serious redneck shelling off Leestown tonight.
 
Cancelled. Our mutual buddy (who puts on shows bigger than the crap downtown) decided no show this year after last year when one of his drunk buddies knocked a mortar over and it shot into a house and a group of people. No one was hurt except our district councilman who broke his foot on a cimderblock try to do Lordknows what to quell the situatio I think that spooked him. I don’t blame him especially since he foots the bill

Not to worry—there will be some serious redneck shelling off Leestown tonight.
I heard they weren’t doing one, but didn’t know why. We’ll be over by the school. Should be a’plenty.
 
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