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Idiot neighbor story #1...

I suspect — based purely on nothing but misanthropia-fueled paranoid conjecture at this point — they are involved in illicit drug production and distribution. They always, and I mean ALWAYS, have at least one window open (and usually 2 or 3), all day every day, rain or shine, hot or cold. It’s weird. Additionally, there is a revolving “coterie” of 3-4 redneck hot rods (various Mustangs, Camaros, Chargers, etc...) in the driveway at all times AND they always have the windows in these cars either partially cracked or rolled down at all times, again rain or shine, hot or cold. Finally, I know for a fact they raise English Bulldogs because the little bastards frequently get on our back porch (as well as piss on our flowers and bushes — thanks Blink). Shit’s gonna hit the fan if they ruin my freshly planted redwood, er redbud.

Sounds pretty redneck. Maybe cook em up some fresh homemade meth and go introduce yourself.
 
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Here's a couple examples of what I'm talking about re: the idiot neighbor. The first pic shows a Mustang with the driver's window rolled down and the trunk open all night, and the second shows another Mustang (the white and black Chargers are missing) and that 4 windows on the house were open all night. They're just friggin weird.
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Here's a couple examples of what I'm talking about re: the idiot neighbor. The first pic shows a Mustang with the driver's window rolled down and the trunk open all night, and the second shows another Mustang (the white and black Chargers are missing) and that 4 windows on the house were open all night. They're just friggin weird.
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Any guesses as to what's in the trunk of the black 'stang?
 
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If you were trying to hide illegal activities, probably best not to do total weirdo things like leave your trunk and windows open all night.

Do these people look "normal"?

Do they park in the garage? What's in the garage? THERE'S SOMETHING IN THAT GARAGE.

total redneck move....don't park in the garage, put a 1980's style big screen there, some cat pissed stain pool table, cat pissed stained plaid couch, and a big pile of meth in there. Increases the value of a home.
 
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