Draft decision update: there is no update. I'm still gathering vital information. #blessed.
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Stupidity? I dunno. Yeah...maybe. But it’s also borderline genius at times. It’s a fine line.
Angst/depression/listlessness/rage primarily fueled my mid 2000s - 2020 posts. Now my life is so good it’s pretty boring...excuse me while I go get pissed about nothing in general and pick a fight. Brb.
On a serious note can we actually get enough decent players out of the Transfer portal to be good next year?
No.
Damion Mintz left a decent team to hopefully win a championship, and he ended up playing for a dumbass coach and missing the tournament entirely.
Cal needs to replace most of his staff with some cool new modern recruiters and coaches that can sell hope, change, and a brand new fun offense...
Like Stoops hiring Coen.
Even then, it’s not enough to magically make us a contender. Only way that happens is if Cal recruits like he used to, and by all accounts, that doesn’t seem possible.
We’re a football school now, and that’s awesome.
Damion Mintz left a decent team to hopefully win a championship, and he ended up playing for a dumbass coach and missing the tournament entirely.
Cal needs to replace most of his staff with some cool new modern recruiters and coaches that can sell hope, change, and a brand new fun offense...
Like Stoops hiring Coen.
Even then, it’s not enough to magically make us a contender. Only way that happens is if Cal recruits like he used to, and by all accounts, that doesn’t seem possible.
We’re a football school now, and that’s awesome.
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HOLY COW AND OMFG!!! — we’ve got The Six Million Dollar Man playing on the retro channel at the office (cause I’ve got an HD antenna cause I’m too cheap to get a dish or cable) and I completely forgot about the episode where Col. Steve Austin f*cking RIPS SASQUATCH’S ARM OFF!!!
Talk about a helluva day — kick Bigfoot’s ass, then go home and nail Farrah Fawcett.
Talk about a helluva day — kick Bigfoot’s ass, then go home and nail Farrah Fawcett.
lmao....damn, that's stone cold. I need to see me some of that show.
HOLY COW AND OMFG!!! — we’ve got The Six Million Dollar Man playing on the retro channel at the office (cause I’ve got an HD antenna cause I’m too cheap to get a dish or cable) and I completely forgot about the episode where Col. Steve Austin f*cking RIPS SASQUATCH’S ARM OFF!!!
Talk about a helluva day — kick Bigfoot’s ass, then go home and nail Farrah Fawcett.
⬅ *wonders how high you could get with bionic lungs?*
- Spent some of my #BidenCheck on football season tickets and a parking pass. Sounds like it will be a good investment. Got another reason to go to more games this year too.
- "If you smoke, I got the haze. And if you're hungry girl I got filets." Name a better song lyric than that. Genius.
- Lawn maintenance begins today, dammit. At least it's not too hot/cold. Still sucks. Should've spent the Stimmy on a lawn guy.
- After 4 straight days of watching basketball all day and night, I was extremely bored last night. Shoulda done something productive, but naaaah.
- Stay cool, NOB.
- "If you smoke, I got the haze. And if you're hungry girl I got filets." Name a better song lyric than that. Genius.
- Lawn maintenance begins today, dammit. At least it's not too hot/cold. Still sucks. Should've spent the Stimmy on a lawn guy.
- After 4 straight days of watching basketball all day and night, I was extremely bored last night. Shoulda done something productive, but naaaah.
- Stay cool, NOB.
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Still haven’t gotten my Bidenbucks. If that senile old coot was gonna steal the Presidency from Donnie, the least he could do is pay me my money. Thanks Sleepy Joe. Sad.
You have spoken ill of master Biden on at least one occasion. Stimulus denied.
Maybe y’all make too much money.
Steve Austin? Just another Middlesboro native doing incredible things.....
Damn, Kurt Russell must have fallen on hard times.
Forgot to set the alarm two mornings in a row. Still woke up right on the dot. The mind is a curious thing.
Yeah it really is. I haven’t set an alarm in months and I wake up between 5:00 and 5:30 every day. Day after day after day.
I’m basically Phil Connors.
I’m basically Phil Connors.
Mav, whilst you are waiting on your stimmy...
Also, some tire joint in Metro always has clever stuff on their sign out front and they update it regularly. The current message...
“Use your stimmy to fix your shimmy”
Also, some tire joint in Metro always has clever stuff on their sign out front and they update it regularly. The current message...
“Use your stimmy to fix your shimmy”
"It's my coke n' whores and I need it NOW!"
Yo @funKYcat75....
plex and nas aside, is there a product that can transmit a cable box signal to another TV via WiFi?
my contractor didn’t run a fuggin cable to the back of my bar.
plex and nas aside, is there a product that can transmit a cable box signal to another TV via WiFi?
my contractor didn’t run a fuggin cable to the back of my bar.
MyWirelessTV2 - Wireless Video HDMI Video Kit
MyWirelessTV2 gives you the freedom to mount your high-definition television almost anywhere in your home without having to invest in an expensive installation project.
Hey, Jack LaLaine.... keep my guilt outta your skinny mouth.
Planted seven, count ‘em SEVEN, trees in the yard yesterday — a redwood (or maybe it was a redbud, does it really f*cking matter?), a birch “bundle” because apparently we’re going to make a f*cking canoe in a few years, some kind of Chinese/Japanese/Far East weeping and/or drooping cherry that’s prolly infested with COVID20, 21, or 22, and four Harbor Vitales that will miraculously grow 10 feet tall and wide by Labor Day and shield us from our idiot neighbors.
Fell asleep at 7:30 without the aid of booze or weed.
Fell asleep at 7:30 without the aid of booze or weed.
I’m no treeoligist but it seems that might matter.
Also, idiot neighbor stories please.
The Manson family next door finally packed up their NINE KIDS and moved to Texas where they can roam free.
The owner came in and remodeled the place to sell, and eventually someone tried to commit a lil arson, sooo....I got no neighbors over there which is awesome. Owner said Manson family Dad was crazy (duh), and told him that he would have to answer to God eventually for not giving back the deposit.
The Manson family next door finally packed up their NINE KIDS and moved to Texas where they can roam free.
The owner came in and remodeled the place to sell, and eventually someone tried to commit a lil arson, sooo....I got no neighbors over there which is awesome. Owner said Manson family Dad was crazy (duh), and told him that he would have to answer to God eventually for not giving back the deposit.
Idiot neighbor story #1...
I suspect — based purely on nothing but misanthropia-fueled paranoid conjecture at this point — they are involved in illicit drug production and distribution. They always, and I mean ALWAYS, have at least one window open (and usually 2 or 3), all day every day, rain or shine, hot or cold. It’s weird. Additionally, there is a revolving “coterie” of 3-4 redneck hot rods (various Mustangs, Camaros, Chargers, etc...) in the driveway at all times AND they always have the windows in these cars either partially cracked or rolled down at all times, again rain or shine, hot or cold. Finally, I know for a fact they raise English Bulldogs because the little bastards frequently get on our back porch (as well as piss on our flowers and bushes — thanks Blink). Shit’s gonna hit the fan if they ruin my freshly planted redwood, er redbud.
I suspect — based purely on nothing but misanthropia-fueled paranoid conjecture at this point — they are involved in illicit drug production and distribution. They always, and I mean ALWAYS, have at least one window open (and usually 2 or 3), all day every day, rain or shine, hot or cold. It’s weird. Additionally, there is a revolving “coterie” of 3-4 redneck hot rods (various Mustangs, Camaros, Chargers, etc...) in the driveway at all times AND they always have the windows in these cars either partially cracked or rolled down at all times, again rain or shine, hot or cold. Finally, I know for a fact they raise English Bulldogs because the little bastards frequently get on our back porch (as well as piss on our flowers and bushes — thanks Blink). Shit’s gonna hit the fan if they ruin my freshly planted redwood, er redbud.
