N.O.B.

[Kaizer Sosay]

BTW...doesn’t matter who wins tonight...the Kaizer has already wrapped up the 2021 NOB NCAA Bracket title. (Despite funky cheating yet again.)

Not that the above was a difficult accomplishment given the competition. But a win is a win. So I’ll take it. Thanks for the win, jackals!!!

@Mav Rick Where’s my trophy?!?!?!???

 

[funKYcat75]

the Kaizer has already wrapped up the 2021 NOB NCAA Bracket title. (Despite funky using his wits and technical knowledge yet again.)

@Mav Rick Where’s my trophy?!?!?!???

This is an asterisk season, so it doesn't truly matter.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

The only official asterisk on the NOB NCAA Bracket challenge is this one:

*funky entered his bracket AFTER the deadline.

That’s it. That’s the list of asterisks.

 

[funKYcat75]

As administrator of the league, I took pity on the ignorant soul who managed to enter a blank bracket. It was the Christian thing to do.

 

[_Mav_]

I respect Few

I respect even fewer, but I'm a misanthrope, so, there's that.

 

[_Mav_]

@Mav Rick Where’s my trophy?!?!?!???

It's, ummm, in the mail.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

What's a top 3 finish get? asking for friend.

 

[funKYcat75]

What's a top 3 finish get? asking for friend.

Not sure, but I'll let you know after I come in 3rd tonight.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

What if I come in 3rd? I'm also still contemplating my draft decision.

 

[_Mav_]

What's a top 3 finish get? asking for friend.

A really sincere, "Atta boy!"

 

[funKYcat75]

What if I come in 3rd? I'm also still contemplating my draft decision.

If you come in 3rd I will hand deliver a prize to your doorstep. (this offer is null and void if the game is cancelled for some reason)

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

A really sincere, "Atta boy!"

oh boy that's just like work. I have a ton of them. As soon as I find a place to cash these out I'm gonna be so rich!

If you come in 3rd I will hand deliver a prize to your doorstep. (this offer is null and void if the game is cancelled for some reason)

Are you gonna shit in a bag and give it to me? I'll pass on the prize then.

 

[funKYcat75]

Are you gonna shit in a bag and give it to me? I'll pass on the prize then.

Nah. It'll be something real nice.

If you come in 2nd or 5th you have to get a prize for me, however. Deal?

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Nah. It'll be something real nice.

If you come in 2nd or 5th you have to get a prize for me, however. Deal?

A man of your status and high quality living there is no gift that would be deemed suitable. Unfortunately I'll have to pass.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Baylor gonna whoop Zags

^Nostrokookus

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Should have taken funkys bet..

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Zags lose, and Raftards goes full-on lackage in self-awareness. What a shit-laced clusterfarm

 

[_Mav_]

I'd say Gonzaga...wait for it...zigged when they should have ZAGged. Thank you, thanks, thank you so much, I appreciate it. I'll see myself IN now.

 

[_Mav_]

Quiz time, hotshots*: Why did Tatis injure his shoulder on this swing last night?

*bonus quiz: Name the movie I paraphrased this quote from. (Hint, it's the fourth greatest Keanu Reeves movie and features Harry Dunn reprising the role Gary Busey made famous in the second greatest Keanu Reeves movie, which also happens to be the greatest Patrick Swayze movie.)

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[_Mav_]

Is this your answer?

 

[_Mav_]

You mean to tell me none of you rubes have any idea why Tatis hurt his shoulder? Sad.

 

[funKYcat75]

Carrying around big bags of money?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Speed is my answer for the movie quote. Thought you would appreciate the tie in to the other Maverick.

Got no idea why he hurt his shoulder.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Because he’s a pussboi on the Pussboi Padres?

 

[Kooky Kats]

He’s using the widely abondoned Walt Hriniak top hand off swing at point of contact?

 

[_Mav_]

He’s using the widely abondoned Walt Hriniak top hand off swing at point of contact?

Dammit Kook, that is a f#cking SOLID answer and a very respected deep, deep reference. Well done, but wrong.

 

[_Mav_]

I'll give y'all a hint...

 

[Kooky Kats]

Stirrup abandonment

 

[_Mav_]

Stirrup abandonment

EXACTLY!

You simply cannot anger the stirrup gods. It's fundamental.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Did Zardoz wear stirrups?

 

[_Mav_]

Did Zardoz wear stirrups?

Sadly, there's no evidence of it that I can find -- probably because he was just a floating head. However, Sir Sean Connery's classic red banana hammock/diaper with matching bandolier suspenders and thigh high leather boots combo was quite the fashion rage in the post-apocalyptic world of 2293 A.D.

 

[UKGrad93]

I'll give y'all a hint...

Yeah, I was gonna answer something about the stirrups, but it seemed too obvious. Then I decided to not over-think the issue and went about my day ignoring it.

 

[UKGrad93]

Sadly, there's no evidence of it that I can find -- probably because he was just a floating head. However, Sir Sean Connery's classic red banana hammock/diaper with matching bandolier suspenders and thigh high leather boots combo was quite the fashion rage in the post-apocalyptic world of 2293 A.D.

The bullets in that bandolier appear to be too big for that gun.

 

[_Mav_]

Then I decided to not over-think the issue and went about my day ignoring it.

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Quiz time, hotshots*: Why did Tatis injure his shoulder on this swing last night?

*bonus quiz: Name the movie I paraphrased this quote from. (Hint, it's the fourth greatest Keanu Reeves movie and features Harry Dunn reprising the role Gary Busey made famous in the second greatest Keanu Reeves movie, which also happens to be the greatest Patrick Swayze movie.)

Too much shit shoved in his back pocket

 

[Kooky Kats]

The bullets in that bandolier appear to be too big for that gun.

That’s what she said.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Draft update: I'm still undecided.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Are you sitting on the fence or dangling by your shoelaces?