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Went and saw Mark Knopfler at the Beacon last night. He could still pick that guitar, but thought he was going to either fall over or die 3 times during concert. MK looks like Larry David.

Before concert, my brother and I sat first row in balcony and some immensely fast dude knocked over brother’s double Bulleit drink over rail. Some wet geezer down below singled me out and started cursing me. I was screaming right back. Eff him... at least he had a taste of a $30 drink.

Wife and little son are in KY right now visiting gramma. I called Lakeside Swim Club, as we are inactive members, and weaseled access for a Friday swim day for him. $75/year x 15 years = 1 swim... well spent investment.
 
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Too late for LEK to join?
Good by me if we can get one more to make it a ten team league. Maybe one of the deadbeats lurking in here will join up.
It may not be too late, but I need details on LEK and the potential 10th owner ASAP.

Both should please email: austintexascat@yahoo.com with their email addresses. I had LEK's info, but may have lost it. Upon receipt, I'll make best effort to add both new owners before Saturday.
 
@TriangleUKCat , @Captain Forehead @Wall2Boogie ? Any of you guys do Fantasy Football. Looking for guys who actually will play each week and not be dirty lowdown cheating scum balls.
I appreciate the offer funk, but I’m already a scum ball, I don’t want to add cheating to my title as well. I would like to do it, I just don’t have time right now to keep up with it or I’d like to join. Thanks for asking, I appreciate it
 
LEK did not participate in fantasy football, iirc. Just sign Willy up and we'll have 2 non participants to even things out.

Willy's non participating ass knocked me out of the playoffs. After last year's debacle, maybe I should try not participating, and give my team a chance to shine.
 
Cool. Beating 9 teams should be as easy for me as beating 7 teams.

You just want two extra opportunities to make a shady trade.

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Just emailed Austin. But no crying when I win the tournament. Remember, you asked for this........


Yeah. I'm sure these words won't come back to bite me in the ass.
 
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