Kook my FF team is gonna whip your ass super hard for what you said about Kash. I'm posting that junk in the locker room all year. RIP buddy.
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#BringIt, loser.Kook my FF team is gonna whip your ass super hard for what you said about Kash. I'm posting that junk in the locker room all year. RIP buddy.
You tellin me that some hard, pipe-hittin dude like Marquan McCall or Quinton Bohanna are gettin pumped listening to a marginal talent screaming about puppies?
GTFO
Keep it up. It's your fantasy funeral.
Marquan and Quinton get lit af when kash is on the mic. Guarantee that.
Marquan and Quinton get lit af when kash is on the mic. Guarantee that.
The year of the honkey is over. get with the times.
Remember - We got a guy named Kovasiey Smoke. He don’t give a rip about Coal Whistles, East Mountain Fishing or Kodiak... but yeah, keep screaming you 4.6-40-running, face-painting, girlfriend-whoopin’ maroon.
My fantasy funeral would be for Diane Lane to attend and start sobbing over my lifeless body and her tears would somehow magically bring me back to life and then I'd jump out of the casket and we'd go smoke marijuana and have lots and lots of highly vigorous sex on a tropical beach somewhere.
I'm thinking maybe Jamaica.
Exactly. Far away from coal whistles and close to the land of sprinting athletesMy fantasy funeral would be for Diane Lane to attend and start sobbing over my lifeless body and her tears would somehow magically bring me back to life and then I'd jump out of the casket and we'd go smoke marijuana and have lots and lots of highly vigorous sex on a tropical beach somewhere.
I'm thinking maybe Jamaica.
That is straight up what my littlest's snot looks like right now.Kook my FF team is gonna whip your ass super hard for what you said about Kash. I'm posting that junk in the locker room all year. RIP buddy.
![[sick]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/sick/sick0006.r191677.gif "Sick [sick]")
Remember when Willy had that snotty dude as his avatar and people just couldn't handle it at all? I mean they were apoplectic about it.
In 20 games vs the Orioles, Gleyber Torres has 16 HRs. 
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Gleyber doin more damage to Baltimore than Elijah Cummings.
Gleyber doin more damage to Baltimore than Elijah Cummings.
I'll drink to that.
That's a top-shelf post.In 20 games vs the Orioles, Gleyber Torres has 16 HRs.
Gleyber doin more damage to Baltimore than Elijah Cummings.
If you hover over Colleges in the upper right, then hover over "More" at the bottom of the list, the only school in that category is Robert Morris. That is hilarious.
-Good for that krazykats guy. Has always been a sneaky "good" poster in that he's pretty bad but adds an element over in that thread that works, unlike a couple others that are just terrible in general. Watching his venture actually maybe succeed to some degree is pretty wild.
-Lots of folks jumping ship at work. A few moving, a couple taking what I consider to be better opportunities than is what readily available here. Nothing that reflects badly on anything we are doing here but it means less business dev and more design for me in the interim to fill some gaps. Hope I remember how to math.
-Worried that Bryant Koback might dumptruck us in a couple weeks. 35-20 Cats, tho. It's been a long summer, guys. Ready for this.
-Good for that krazykats guy. Has always been a sneaky "good" poster in that he's pretty bad but adds an element over in that thread that works, unlike a couple others that are just terrible in general. Watching his venture actually maybe succeed to some degree is pretty wild.
-Lots of folks jumping ship at work. A few moving, a couple taking what I consider to be better opportunities than is what readily available here. Nothing that reflects badly on anything we are doing here but it means less business dev and more design for me in the interim to fill some gaps. Hope I remember how to math.
-Worried that Bryant Koback might dumptruck us in a couple weeks. 35-20 Cats, tho. It's been a long summer, guys. Ready for this.
So I'm at the gym this morning, as per usual, and also as per usual I see the Neleus Pro man. Who's the Neleus Pro man you ask? He's the dude who wears nothing, and I'm not exaggerating one bit, and I mean NO-thing but Neleus Pro tank tops. It's a morbidly fascinating phenomenon.
I first noticed him a few weeks ago when he had on a lime-green Neleus Pro tank. I didn't think much of it until a couple days later when I noticed he was wearing a red Neleus Pro tank. The next day he had on a blue Neleus Pro tank, and the day after that a black Neleus Pro tank. My fascination kicked into high gear three days later when I saw he was wearing a white Neleus Pro tank because this made five workouts of Neleus Pro tanks in a row. I mean the dude is sooooooo Neleus Pro it's unbelievable. His level of Neleuichlorians is Annakin-esque.
He never wears anything else. Neleus Pro, Neleus Pro, Neleus Pro. Veni vidi vineleuspro. He's got a navy Neleus Pro tank, a light blue Neleus Pro tank, a purple Neleus Pro tank, a mauve Neleus Pro tank, a yellow Neleus Pro tank, an orange Neleus Pro tank, variously striped Neleus Pro tanks, mixed color Nelei Pro tanks -- you name the version of Neleus Pro tank you want and he's got it. There is zero doubt Neleus Pro man was a nudist before Neleus Pro existed.
Today I decided to find out his secret -- I simply had to know exactly how he achieved such Neleusness. I struck up a convo. "Dude I just gotta tell you, I've been noticing you for a few weeks now -- NOT IN A QUEER WAY THOUGH, I PROMISE -- and you are definitely the absolute most Neleus Pro guy I've ever seen. How in the hell do you do it?"
He looked at me for a long time, carefully considered his reply, then said, "Neleus Pro is a state of mind. It's that place where you lose yourself, then find yourself." I said, "Whoa bruh, you're not gonna start chanting are you?" Neleus Pro man chuckled. "I might. Look, you don't know it yet, but you've got it. It's right there," he replied, pointing his index finger between my eyes. "Well, I have been working out a bunch and getting into shape -- and I'm also smoking lots of weed and having inordinate amounts of highly pleasurable sex too."
Neleus Pro man frowned. "That's not what I'm talking about. With that attitude you'll never get the spiritual side of Neleus Pro." He turned and started walking away. "Wait. Dude there's something about you that's so Neleus Pro it's like, how much more Neleus could you be? And the answer is: None. None. More. Neleus. I want to try and learn your ways." Neleus Pro man turned back to face me, furrowed his brow, and said, "No. Try not. Do..or do not. There is no try."
The dude is a complete nut-job.
I first noticed him a few weeks ago when he had on a lime-green Neleus Pro tank. I didn't think much of it until a couple days later when I noticed he was wearing a red Neleus Pro tank. The next day he had on a blue Neleus Pro tank, and the day after that a black Neleus Pro tank. My fascination kicked into high gear three days later when I saw he was wearing a white Neleus Pro tank because this made five workouts of Neleus Pro tanks in a row. I mean the dude is sooooooo Neleus Pro it's unbelievable. His level of Neleuichlorians is Annakin-esque.
He never wears anything else. Neleus Pro, Neleus Pro, Neleus Pro. Veni vidi vineleuspro. He's got a navy Neleus Pro tank, a light blue Neleus Pro tank, a purple Neleus Pro tank, a mauve Neleus Pro tank, a yellow Neleus Pro tank, an orange Neleus Pro tank, variously striped Neleus Pro tanks, mixed color Nelei Pro tanks -- you name the version of Neleus Pro tank you want and he's got it. There is zero doubt Neleus Pro man was a nudist before Neleus Pro existed.
Today I decided to find out his secret -- I simply had to know exactly how he achieved such Neleusness. I struck up a convo. "Dude I just gotta tell you, I've been noticing you for a few weeks now -- NOT IN A QUEER WAY THOUGH, I PROMISE -- and you are definitely the absolute most Neleus Pro guy I've ever seen. How in the hell do you do it?"
He looked at me for a long time, carefully considered his reply, then said, "Neleus Pro is a state of mind. It's that place where you lose yourself, then find yourself." I said, "Whoa bruh, you're not gonna start chanting are you?" Neleus Pro man chuckled. "I might. Look, you don't know it yet, but you've got it. It's right there," he replied, pointing his index finger between my eyes. "Well, I have been working out a bunch and getting into shape -- and I'm also smoking lots of weed and having inordinate amounts of highly pleasurable sex too."
Neleus Pro man frowned. "That's not what I'm talking about. With that attitude you'll never get the spiritual side of Neleus Pro." He turned and started walking away. "Wait. Dude there's something about you that's so Neleus Pro it's like, how much more Neleus could you be? And the answer is: None. None. More. Neleus. I want to try and learn your ways." Neleus Pro man turned back to face me, furrowed his brow, and said, "No. Try not. Do..or do not. There is no try."
The dude is a complete nut-job.
Bryant Koback
Neleus Pro
Wouldn't want to mess with either one of those dudes.
Neleus Pro
Wouldn't want to mess with either one of those dudes.
If I ever have a son I’d name him Neleus Professional, and call him Nelpro for short.
When you find the woman that agrees on that name, well, she's clearly the one.
I'd go with Neleus Maximus.
I just saw a Wettcatt post in GYERO? isn't that the same poster that got speerz in trouble? then disappeared from the site until now?
Possible. Was it ever proven? Highly suspicious, nevertheless.
Idk but f whoever did.
Mods who post stupid things on the Paddock and then ban posters who point out said stupidity are really, really cool!!!
I want to be just like them when I grow up.
I want to be just like them when I grow up.
Wife and baby are in KY for 2 weeks.
Having her scour local liquor stores. She picked up this bastard yesterday. I have. A. Problem.
Hey Chuck Smrt, buy a vowel, you touching queef.
Kaizer, missed the post. Context?
Kaizer, missed the post. Context?
Poster A posted something stupid...not once but 3 separate times in the same thread. Poster B pointed out the stupidity of Poster A's stupid posts. Poster A lowered the ban hammer on Poster B...albeit for a short, 3 day stint.
"Power tends to corrupt. Absolute power corrupts absolutely. Absolute power given to a Barney Fife type mod is absolutely, positively insane."
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Why can’t they all be less thin-skinned dolts and more like jedwar, minus his unfortunate aversion to chili of course?
Speaking of back to school...car pool lines suck. Got suckered into it on 2nd day of school. Never again will I agree to do so during the first week of school. NEVER!!!
Found this while searching for a "car pool sucks" gif and immediately thought this would have been the perfect way for mav to have destroyed the "Pool from Hell"...
Found this while searching for a "car pool sucks" gif and immediately thought this would have been the perfect way for mav to have destroyed the "Pool from Hell"...
I like chili. On a hot dog.
There are posters in there that went to Sayre. Sayre-effing School. Damn does the entitlement ever stop in that shitshow thread?
My vote? Let him in.
We would have to find another player though to make it an even 10.
During his first 10 seasons at Kentucky, no head coach has won more games (305), more NCAA Tournament games (31), reached more Final Fours (4), signed more top-10 recruits (23) or produced more NBA lottery picks (21) than John Calipari.
"Spending a little time today thinking back but spending more time looking ahead. THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF MY SECOND TOUR AS THE HEAD COACH AT KENTUCKY!!!" Calipari tweeted Friday. "It's exciting starting over! The last 10 years were a ball and I want the next 10 to be even better. Let's go!!!!"
Discuss.
"Spending a little time today thinking back but spending more time looking ahead. THIS IS THE BEGINNING OF MY SECOND TOUR AS THE HEAD COACH AT KENTUCKY!!!" Calipari tweeted Friday. "It's exciting starting over! The last 10 years were a ball and I want the next 10 to be even better. Let's go!!!!"
Discuss.
Although we never got to see what could have been with Pitino had he stayed a little longer, you have to hand it to Cal and what he’s accomplished. Leaving out Rupp (different time, different game), Cal’s the best that we’ve had. At least 2 more titles in the next ten years would be nice, though. Oh, and not lose to shitty teams when we have an open road to the final 4. Oh, and stop whiffing on recruits that have no business being here. Oh, and play a little more uptempo and not take the air out of the ball.
Y’know what. FARRRRRRRRRRRR CAL
Y’know what. FARRRRRRRRRRRR CAL
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