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Meh. October is just around the corner. They'll fold when it counts most.
K. Got it.
In other news, yours truly had nothing on the slate yesterday -so took kid to ballgame.
Idc what Cal does as long as Mark keeps killing it.
My wife had to go out of town this weekend for a CEU class for her job. I had to spend the whole weekend watching our 2.5 yr old. I love him to death but I remember why I drink now at night when he goes to bed.
You don’t understand. They’re savages in that box. Get better, Brennan.
They're not just regular ol' savages...they're F%CKING savages.
Stoops just got another O-lineman with a nice offer sheet, so I'm assuming Mash is jerking off into a vat of Blue Bell right now.
I'm not doing that or anything remotely similar but I'm pretty happy about this one, folks.
I'm not doing that or anything remotely similar but I'm pretty happy about this one, folks.
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Tomorrow's COMMIT has an apostrophe mid-name so prepare to care.
Rewatching the 2007 LSU/UK game with Andre Woodson has led me to one conclusion.
Terry stinks.
If The Commonwealth of Kentucky was a human body, Frankfort would be the rectum
Agreed, and I will not complain. Our defensive secondary has a ways to go. If you say as much on the football board, then some folks over there lose their minds.
True story: The kaizer was at that game ^^^ with several UK fans and one smug LSU fan.
The smugness wore off about quarter #2. Dude was physically ill midway through the 4th quarter. The walk back to the truck was priceless! He didn't exactly stick around for the post-game tailgating festivities.
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Don't like the football vibe in here. I see no reason to expect less than excellence.
If you want sunshine pumping...then the football board is over there somewhere ------>>>>>
We deal with reality here in the NOB.
We use words like truth, reality, reasonable expectations, and temper your enthusiasm. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending a historically mediocre football program. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very fandom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, otherwise, I suggest you pick up a dose of reality, and make a reasonable UK football post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
HOW CAN WE EXPECT EXCELLENT WHEN WE DONT HAVE BENNY THE SNAIL ANYMORES?
reasonable football post:
We'll win the damn SEC east very soon.
We'll win the damn SEC east very soon.
more reality:
5days 8hours 10minutes 30seconds till Fantastical Football Draft.
5days 8hours 10minutes 30seconds till Fantastical Football Draft.
Another really real reality is how horrifically I'm gonna murder the slowly pitched softballs that are slowly pitched to me this weekend. I almost feel badly for the women and children sitting in the stands who'll have to witness the carnage, but, then again, it's their choice to be there.
I didn't either, partly because Rob Roy Hobbs looked anything but natural, but primarily because an in-her-smoking-hot-prime Kim Bassinger didn't show her titties. Still though, the concept of crushing the cover off balls and blowing out transformers with dingers really resonates with the caveman side of me.
I didn’t like it because it sucked.
Also, Redford’s facial lumps were distracting.
Also, Redford’s facial lumps were distracting.
Well there's definitely that too.
Yeah Ol' Sundance's face made John-Boy's skin look like the finest porcelain.
Pretty sure it was you that originally brought it to our attention.
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