Serious question: being a legacy Governor and all, am I already signed up or does I haves to do somethings real official like?
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Nothing has changed regarding your account as far as I know. Have you received any emails from ESPN lately?
Gdit Mav. Can't win the 'ship if you don't even know you're in the league!
As the reigning champ, I concur.
WINNIN'? WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT? YOU TALKIN' WINNIN', MAN. YOU AIN'T TALKIN' BOUT JUST PLAYIN', YOU TALKIN' BOUT WINNIN' MAN...HOW THE HELL CAN I KNOW IF I'M IN THE LEAGUE IF I DON'T ASK IF I'M IN THE LEAGUE???
Read my last post in AI's voice and it's a lot funnier. A lot.
I feel honored that I was worthy of an invite.
My idea: If you want to defeat ISIS all you need to do is send a few toddlers in the terrible two stage and within 24 to 48 hours ISIS will be eating apple pie and singing "take me out to the ball game."
Good question. I'm pumped about this UF vs Miami game. I've never been so excited about college football, and I damn sure have never watched a game to "scout" our competition. I want UF to play 150%. I want blood and guts spilled on that field tomorrow. A rivalry like this between two premier Florida teams is what football is all about. Give em hell.
Yea, well, wait till around week 6, or whenever trade deadline is, and Funky has absolutely raped the league raw with questionable trade practices. Honor has no place in this fantasy football league.
OT, but just a few seconds ago I amazon primed myself a lot of shit that I don't really need. Know why?
Because I f#cking can, that's why.
Because I f#cking can, that's why.
Exactly. I'd be riggin' the draft and cheatin' like Bob Happy Ending Hand Job Kraft if I knew how to hack into ESPN's computers.
Well due to my negligence I missed the opportunity of a life time. Maybe next year I'll get to witness all y'alls fantasy football greatness. Until then I'm just a dude that got cut in week 3 of preseason.
Mav, get you a PS4 Pro, Technivorm Coffee Maker, Penis Pump (the one Willy destroyed and landed him a model), and an autographed Vida Blue baseball.
*not the actual/same one Willy destroyed.![[sick]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/sick/sick0006.r191677.gif "Sick [sick]")
![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
So Josh Allen set the foosball world on fire last night. 6 GM's gonna regret not taking that dude.
Got me a little worried now about exactly what our defense is going to look like without that freak out there terrorizing teams. Mash you need to make me not worried. We still got this right? Last year wasn't a one year wonder with a once in generation talent making the Angry ginger look like he could actually coach defense?
Got me a little worried now about exactly what our defense is going to look like without that freak out there terrorizing teams. Mash you need to make me not worried. We still got this right? Last year wasn't a one year wonder with a once in generation talent making the Angry ginger look like he could actually coach defense?
You don’t want to ask mash about UK football. He will just draw rainbows and pump sunshine.
Last season was an anomaly. You should expect a +\- 6-6 season. Same as most any other season in Lextown. It really is that simple.
Last season was an anomaly. You should expect a +\- 6-6 season. Same as most any other season in Lextown. It really is that simple.
No taking the bait.
Football season is here.
I'll do my talking on the field.
Football season is here.
I'll do my talking on the field.
LEK and Forehead are both in. We're at 10 teams.
Draft is Sunday, August 25 at 7 PM EST
Draft is Sunday, August 25 at 7 PM EST
Note to self: start keeping an emergency backup set of reading glasses in your car...to take the place of the backup set already kept in your car.that always seems to wind up...not in your car.
Drinking lots of bourbon tonight, fellas.
Tried to get a sammich from Popeyes a few minutes ago. Normally a pretty chill spot is wrapped around the building in the drive thru and about 20 deep inside. Not today.
I’m going tomorrow. Can’t do that at CFA...
Also, just made Chicken Parmigiana, Fettucini and tomato/mozzarella salad. Listening to Miles Davis’ Kind is Blue.
Tminus 1 hour till drinking.
Speaking of chicken sandwiches, the concession stand here is selling what they call “Chick Fil A” sandwiches, but they don’t have the pickle. I contend it’s a CFA knock-off, prolly made from SARS-infected birds from China.
If you get a BlueBell scoop for dessert, the Lysteria will kill the SARS.
Chance that Mav’s autodraft chooses Andrew Luck? Pretty high.
I knew Mashburned was connected to the knock off fil-a sandwichses
Welp, my high hopes for the weekend after getting 4 ropes in my first four at bats were dashed after finishing the day 10 for 16 
(I’m in the middle getting shot and bashed on the head)
(I’m in the middle getting shot and bashed on the head)
Currently shitfaced.
Raise a glass, Beyoncés.
Raise a glass, Beyoncés.
Popeye's restaurant sits just 3/4 mile down the street from us. I'll wait until all the excitement about this sammich subsides before grabbing a couple.
Making chicken noodle soup, but hate egg noodles. You foodies got any suggestions other than making from scratch? I can do that, but just don’t want to if there’s something better.
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