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Hey guys we’ll have to talk milk on Monday, k? I’m really busy promoting the sequel. Thanks for understanding.
It's friggin hot. I lnow I'm stating the obvious. But, eff this heat.
I saw a Pink Floyd tribute band tonight. If you get the chance, Britt Floyd does a great show.
Speaking of music... last night our family celebrated at my nephew’s wedding. It was the first wedding over the past 17 years.
The music at the reception was basically a drum machine at an angry rave. Awful.
The music at the reception was basically a drum machine at an angry rave. Awful.
Link to the 2019 FFL League Office. 2018 results below.
Please let me know if you can or cannot access. Thanks.
Please let me know if you can or cannot access. Thanks.
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BWAHAHHAHHAAHHAAA!!!Link to the 2019 FFL League Office. 2018 results below.
Please let me know if you can or cannot access. Thanks.
How do I remove my real name from the owner name? Not that I care about you guys, but rip Schpeerz and stuff. My name has never been on there before, and I’ve never given it to ESPN. They’re fn watching me!!!!
I’m in. Top 3 finishes for the last two years.Link to the 2019 FFL League Office. 2018 results below.
Please let me know if you can or cannot access. Thanks.
There’s gotta be something up in the settings. Go to the website (not the app) and click on the little person in the top right. Then Manage My Profile.
Nope. My name is set as Mash Burned, been that since th beginning. Now Chinese 5g is on my doorstep and shit changed.
Changed for some other guys, too, but not all. Weird.
Changed for some other guys, too, but not all. Weird.
It’s Monday, Mav. Let’s talk milk.
Yesterday was national ice cream day. I bought Krispy Kreme before I realized what day it was.
Yesterday was national ice cream day. I bought Krispy Kreme before I realized what day it was.
-My kid milked a fake cow at the museum for what seemed to be an hour on Saturday. She just wouldn't leave it alone. I mean c'mon, there's other fake stuff to fondle in there, toots.
-No one gives a shit about Casper the Friendly Ghost anymore and I love it. Hated that little bitch.
-No one gives a shit about Casper the Friendly Ghost anymore and I love it. Hated that little bitch.
Yes, let's do just that. Here's one problem...
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Hot damn, you may be onto something -- 5G cows would be bad-ass.
I've never touched strawberry milk, and never will. Chocolate is fine by itself, but you can't drink it with a pbj sandwich.
The only acceptable liquid milk is chocolate milk. White and the other flavors can GTFO. Any dessert made with milk as an ingredient is delicious. Cheese is fine. Sauces with milk are trash.
What did milk do to you? Jesus....Milk is only the fabric of our lives. There's an entire block of the food pyramid dedicated to it. It makes ice cream. Etc etc.
of course they've got racks and racks full of all these, and MORE, flavors but they're out of just plain f#cking milk good f#cking gosh if i want strawberry milk then bah gawd i'll get some of that damned rabbits powder and mix it the f#ck myself otherwise i want plain white milk is that so hard to understand I mean it's like the various Oreo/Mountain Dew/Pop Tart Conspiracies cause these big multi-national conglomerates are always shoving multiple flavors down our throats while simultaneously and intentionally causing a shortage of simple basic goodness you know when i wanna down a bag of original oreoes and chase it with a couple original dews a diet caffeine free code f$cking red dew and bag of lemon creme with macadamia raspberry cookie oreos is a poor f#cking substitute or what about a basic frosted strawberry pop tart huh i mean they NEVER have those any more but you sure as hell can load up on pallets of hot fudge drizzled watermelon pop tarts i truly don't get it but you'd think the fact that these weirdo flavors are clogging the isles would tell some manager that hey maybe since nobodys buying the shit flavors how bout we stock up on the regular flavors we're ALWAYS f#cking out of cause people scarf em up like .22 rounds during the obama horror picture show years and then maybe our bottom line would look a little better but no nobody wants to do that so it tells me they've gotta be lacing the weirdo flavors with mind control or sterilization chemicals to keep us plebes in check and you can NOT tell me snickerses taste the same as they used to since they bant the tranz am fats in everything
Exactly. Said the same thing to the lady at Meijer yesterday.
Might as well have Mt. Dew flavored milk...
Go guzzle a container of evaporated milk if you like the stuff so much, Mash. Prove your lust.
-Have gotten pretty good at manipulating Candyland. One last game request by decreasing attention span 3 year old? Strategic chocolate icon followed by two doubles. “OH MAN WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS!! CRAZY STUFF OK YOU WIN TIME FOR BED SEE YA!”
-Always enjoy the FF banter in here.
-Have gotten pretty good at manipulating Candyland. One last game request by decreasing attention span 3 year old? Strategic chocolate icon followed by two doubles. “OH MAN WHAT A TURN OF EVENTS!! CRAZY STUFF OK YOU WIN TIME FOR BED SEE YA!”
-Always enjoy the FF banter in here.
Sounds good. Check out some interesting new features on the site.
- Complete league standings for every season of your league, accessible via dropdown on the Standings page
- Complete matchup results history for every season, accessible via dropdown on the Scoreboard page
- Playoff bracket information for every season, accessible via dropdown on the Playoff Bracket page
If you take the time to check out all those cool features, you should see just how much team blue bell has dominated the league.
Meh. Too busy focused on my 12-point strategery plan to dethrone Team Honky to dwell on past league stats. I've only finalized the first 5 points of the plan thus far...so there is much work to be done.
However...my R&D team has pinpointed at least one inalienable truth: drinking more milk (of any flavor) will NOT help my FF team win any more games.
So there's that.
However...my R&D team has pinpointed at least one inalienable truth: drinking more milk (of any flavor) will NOT help my FF team win any more games.
So there's that.
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