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Only slightly less ridiculous than the one with the polar bear hockey mascot from the late 2000's where the moon and Anchorage, Alaska were completely destroyed beyond recognition.


"Brad, are you done with that video yet bud? Need it for the game tomorrow"

"DAD, I F*CKING ALREADY TOLD YOU JUST BECAUSE YOUR EDITOR GOT FIRED FOR SHITTING ON A FIRE HYDRANT LAST WEEK DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO IMMEDIATELY ABANDON MY EVERQUEST GUILD FOR 3 DAYS TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE YOUR GODDAMN STUPID MEAT HEAD CONE BALL HYPE VIDEO READY. I TOLD YOU IT WILL BE DONE TODAY, JUST GET THE F*CK OUT OF MY ROOM AND LEAVE ME IN PEACE."

"...................love you bud"
 
Pro-tip for y'all (and lurking rubes): Never, and I mean neh-vuhr , shave with an aggressive safety razor and a sharp Japanese blade after doing heavy grip work. Trust me. Just. Don't. Do. It.

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*That's not me and that's not a safety razor, although my face looked similar.
 
On a scale of -1,000,000,000 to positive infinity (with -1,000,000,000 being your average Cam Newton outfit), exactly how f#cking ridiculous was Ima Bucket's draft attire?
  • Positive infinity raised to the infinitith power
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[Hint: there's only one correct answer (see the sole option above)]
 
Ima Bucket is now a millionaire. Mofo can wear whatever TF he wants to wear. Did you see the watch he was wearing last night as an accessory to that ridiculous suit? Honky Cat was straight pimpin'.

Side note: White kids in KY gonna be wearing the Sears knockoff version of that ridiculous suit to church by the time the Summer is over. Sunday School in KY ain't never gonna be the same.
 
Speaking of dead, I'll probably be soon...

The Manson Family has started trailing me on my evening walks with the dog. SO THIS IS WHERE YOU WALK????! Lord save me. These people are nuts.

This was a few days after they had a big yelling match in the yard, and I just happened to be walking by....the Mom yells out to Dad "oh look there's a normal person!". Lord save me.
 
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