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Instead of watching TV shows and boasting that he could survive in the Alaskan wilderness...Cal's time might be better spent watching coaching videos on how to defend the 3 point line.
Ummm. They've covered that plenty.
1. Notice from 12 feet away that a shooter has his hands on a basketball at the 3 point line.
2. Lightly jog towards said player with one hand up. Perhaps hit his hand.
3. ?
4. Profit.
Then you still have chemical weapons inside concrete.
All this junk is to satisfy some bs chemical weapons treaty we signed. Russia allegedly destroyed all theirs, and we will allegedly do the same.
When I was on the county HazMat team back around 2001, we got a bunch of free stuff from the govt in case of a chemical warfare terrorism. I spent several days being trained on using various monitors for that stuff. It was kinda cool, but kinda dumb too. At some point I realized that as a volunteer, there was no way that I should be going into a situation where the use of this stuff was suspected.
csb
As a resident living near chemical weapons, I have also received a bunch of free stuff from the govt in case the chemicals blow...
- a free chemical calender every year that has pretty pictures
- a shelter kit that includes plastic and duct tape so I can...idk wtf I'm gonna do with that? Suffocate myself before the gas gets me?
- a free emergency radio...idk where that is
If I hear one more person lump EJ's name in with Nick Richards man....EJ is infinitely better than Nick, and should have had most of his minutes all daggum year. EJ has great hands, can block shots, generally understands basketball, he's just immature physically. We needed to develop EJ more this season, yet we wasted a lot of time with Nick and he hasn't improved one bit. Drives me nuts.
- a free chemical calender every year that has pretty pictures
- a shelter kit that includes plastic and duct tape so I can...idk wtf I'm gonna do with that? Suffocate myself before the gas gets me?
- a free emergency radio...idk where that is
If I hear one more person lump EJ's name in with Nick Richards man....EJ is infinitely better than Nick, and should have had most of his minutes all daggum year. EJ has great hands, can block shots, generally understands basketball, he's just immature physically. We needed to develop EJ more this season, yet we wasted a lot of time with Nick and he hasn't improved one bit. Drives me nuts.
What Nick looks like when going after a rebound or when he is about to receive a pass...
For me, NBC became a very interesting subject after attending school and picking up the MOS identifier in '85. It's all about monitoring and, heaven forbid, decontamination, with some meteorology tossed in. I'm sure equipment and methods have evolved quite a bit since my heydays during the 80s-90s. In a field environment, masks and suits work temporarily, but I suspect staff in Richmond use some pretty high-speed stuff.
EJ's problem is that he likes to shoot the ball while standing on the 3pt line early in the shot clock. NR plays like he's got greased hands.
I say we nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Nick Richards? More like Dick Fingers ![[banana]](https://ct.yimg.com/mr/uploads/891/1682178.gif "banana [banana]")
, amirite fellas? Here's a close-up of Nick's hands...
Explains a lot.
, amirite fellas? Here's a close-up of Nick's hands...
Explains a lot.
Mash has eaten enough Blue Bell by now that his insides are completely safe from any nuclear fallout situation. All that's left to do if something goes bad is to totally immerse himself in a tub full of Blue Bell (no doubt he has enough stock on hand to do so for at least a week).
I bought some blue bell (cookie two step) couple days ago to celebrate March Madness, and it was a bit rough on me. Hadn't had any for about 3 months. Felt fat and worthless, but ultimately worth it. Gonna get myself back in blue bell shape before the nuclear fallout.
It all makes sense now. Just found out from a "reliable source" that Nick learned how to rebound by watching the Napoleon Dynamite dance routine on continuous loop.
Mash, there's a new Blue Bell flavor out called Raspberry Fudge Brownie. Plan on trying some very soon. Will report back with pics thereafter.
I'll bet Willy woulda liked some of that raspberry chocolate starfish.
R.I.P. Willy
R.I.P. Willy
Hey guys, serious question -- have any Cinderellas busted y'all's brackets in this year's big dance on the road to the Final Four's one shining moment during March Madness this year?
UC Irvine is about to hurt me .... hopefully.
Pj may or may not play. Thought I'd share my info.
Odd interaction the other day:
Guy: you got gout?
Me: no.
Guy: well that one step you took looked like you had gout. I knew A guy with gout once.
Me: ok.
Odd interaction the other day:
Guy: you got gout?
Me: no.
Guy: well that one step you took looked like you had gout. I knew A guy with gout once.
Me: ok.
If you haven’t been to Lexington in a while, take some time and check out Alumni Drive. I’m sure we’ve all been to Krogerwealth Stadium, but it’s just awesome stadium after awesome stadium all the way down that road. Gotta hand it to Mitch on that one. Just need to knock down the Latter Day Saints church (not for religious reasons) or the Arboretum and put in a basketball stadium.
Brings the ball down like EJ. Also, he just got blocked.
![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
He just scored his 3rd bucket of the game. Drew a foul. Missed the FT. Dude can clean the glass.
I hope he makes a difference and ends Duke's current reign of terror.
I’ll take a senior year graduate transfer. Could you imagine the love a guy like that would get at UK?
He just scored his 3rd bucket of the game. Drew a foul. Missed the FT. Dude can clean the glass.
I hope he makes a difference and ends Duke's current reign of terror.
Somebody will draft him though.
What a fugly game. UCF and VCU can't shoot the ball worth a damn. Add in absolutely shiiiiiity shot selection from both teams and you get the perfect shiiiiit storm.
But if either team plays UK you can bet the farm they will shoot 70% from the field...including 85% from the arc.
But if either team plays UK you can bet the farm they will shoot 70% from the field...including 85% from the arc.
If we lose to wofford, I’m gonna blame it on PJ. That would make two final 4s in a row that he cost us.
Rafters is so beyond awful, Catpaw should saw it off like a tree limb and give it a Viking funeral
Game day. I'm nervous.
Thanks to Richards for pissing off Wofford.
IF we win today we will need pj to advance any further.
I need a new job and raise.
Thanks to Richards for pissing off Wofford.
IF we win today we will need pj to advance any further.
I need a new job and raise.
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