I like to imagine someone asking, “Exactly how Dickinson are they?” and someone else replying, “Eh, I’d say they’re fairly Dickinson.”
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Greetings. I somehow found some of you jackals on the Twitter machine don't be alarmed.
I always assumed it was somewhere out west...like in North Dakota/South Dakota/Montana/etc...
Yes, many N.O.B. citizens are on Twitter. Remind me to step up my game there.
TIA.
400 pages of nonsense. Congrats. Also, I hadn't noticed before, but the political thread has more pages than GYERO. That's sad.
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Hey ATC, step up yo Twitter game man.
Feel like taking a big, smelly ass shit all over Rafters today
Step 1: Read posts about twitter.
Step 2: Fetch murder knife.
Step 3: Licks murder knife.
Step 4:
Step 2: Fetch murder knife.
Step 3: Licks murder knife.
Step 4:
“How dickinson’d is PJ’s foot?”
- eh, fairly to MAJOR FN DICKINSON’D.
We ain’t winning nothing!
We'll be fine. PJ usually has two fouls in the first minute-and-a-half anyway, so what's the difference? We won't win the tip?
Chances that Washington pulls a Soze and drops 25 & 12 tonight?
I'd say that 60% of the time that will happen every time.Chances that Washington pulls a Soze and drops 25 & 12 tonight?
But it won't happen tonight.
Actually, Washington just needs to wrap that leg up with some bad-ass colored kinesio tape in a really bitchin' pattern and he'll be fine -- I mean it works for his shoulders, right?
In all seriousness, if Washington is legit badly hurt, he needs to be shooting his f#cking leg full of lidocaine, steroids (both cortico- and anabolic), platelet-rich plasma, HGH, heroin, meth, lye soap, Granny's poltice mixture, and anything else he can find around the f#cking clock.
In fact, he should have already had emergency Curt Schilling surgery to repair/replace any damaged tendons and then play on a f#cking bloody blue compression sleeve sock if need be. THIS IS THE BIG F#CKING DANCE DAMMIT.
In fact, he should have already had emergency Curt Schilling surgery to repair/replace any damaged tendons and then play on a f#cking bloody blue compression sleeve sock if need be. THIS IS THE BIG F#CKING DANCE DAMMIT.
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Hell yes, and leaf and flower cells too.
Shep's magical hyperbolic boot. Find it. Wear it. Play like a badass. Win #9.
I got bant from Twitter a few minutes ago cause I tweeted "F#ck off" to Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, and Doug Gottlieb earlier today, but now I'm magically reinstated. I think this is a sign Washington is gonna play.
Be careful bro they only reinstated you so they can monitor you more closely and then ultimately control you with 5G radio waves.
*mashburned emerges from his bunker, carton of blue bell in hand, steps out into the desolate nuclear wasteland, and smiles. End Scene*
Sitcom character Mashburned walks out of his bunker with a hotdog in hand. “Hey, guys. I said HOLD the mustard!”
Audience laughs, applauds, and dies.
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No more Superfund clean-up sites after this one, Mash. I have a couple former army buddies who might be interested in those jobs. Project ends in 2023?. Hell, I'm NBC school trained. My retirement is scheduled for summer, 2021 at my current job. I'll contract at 70K/year and may check into it. 106 mile drive from Middlesboro. Get a place in Richmond and pig out on Blue Bell with Mash during off-hours.
Nice blowout. Go Cats!
Nice blowout. Go Cats!
That would be a good gig. That place employs a ton of people.
If it’s supposed to end by 2023, it will probably end 2033, and we might all die before that.
Wofford will probably beat us.
If it’s supposed to end by 2023, it will probably end 2033, and we might all die before that.
Wofford will probably beat us.
The notion they plan on constructing a disposal facility in Richmond scares me. Formerly, they shipped chem warheads to Johnson Island. I heard a typhoon destroyed that facility or they halted destruction there because of environmental impact. Kinda creepy Richmond site picks up the load. Heard some rockets are still stored in the bunkers. Those effers are crazy dangerous.
Yikes! Makes for great Paddock and N.O.B. banter.
Yikes! Makes for great Paddock and N.O.B. banter.
It’s constructed. So well, in fact, that every single weld failed inspection and had to be redone.
At first, they were gonna burn the stuff, then after people got scared, they decided to drown the stuff with water - which has never been done, and also increased construction costs bigly.
I don’t believe none of it. Fake news. Whatever is going on out there is bs, and a huge waste of money.
At first, they were gonna burn the stuff, then after people got scared, they decided to drown the stuff with water - which has never been done, and also increased construction costs bigly.
I don’t believe none of it. Fake news. Whatever is going on out there is bs, and a huge waste of money.
Dude! Using water instead of heat to destroy live warhead material? Holy crap, folks may start turning yellow way down in Knoxville. It's possible to automate some of the process. All I can say is prepare for protests if an accident happens. Surprised some environmental whackos haven't jump all over this.
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