Should’ve whipped out your cock at the Solid7 lunch.
All kidding aside... sorry, man.
All kidding aside... sorry, man.
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Ummm, you just spent ALL DAY with those people. More awake time probably than with your family. That’s some bullshit. At least you have another reason to not talk to them now.
For the record, I’m phone-in-face the moment I leave the building each day around 3:05 for those keeping score at home), then I sit for a few seconds in the van and silent scream due to dealing with idiots all day (not the kids or boss ... they’re cool). If you’re talking to me, you’re getting ignored.
Some interesting reading for this fine Hump Day (no pun intended).
Spycam Porn. I wonder if Kim Jong-un is on this?
Spycam Porn. I wonder if Kim Jong-un is on this?
93, sorry you didn't get the promotion. I was pulling for you to get it.
Thanks Don. It’s not the end of the world. I still have a decent job and am respected by people that I admire. I have a beautiful wife, great kid, and dog. Not to mention all my Wildcat friends.
Yeah. Adopt a bitch, name it Solid7 and whap it over the head with a rolled newspaper at your every whim.
Signed,
Michael Vick #7
I am butthurt that UK didn’t land Zion Williamson. That dude is a goddamn freak show. Calling him ‘fat’, ‘not a good player’, and ‘dunker’ is just pure jealousy.
I hope the Nets tank the entire season to get an opportunity to get this guy. Transcendent.
He should be here. Mad. Sad.
I hope the Nets tank the entire season to get an opportunity to get this guy. Transcendent.
He should be here. Mad. Sad.
He should be working out with an NBA team and preparing for his rookie season, after a spectacular summer league run.
Yes. Norman is the only dog a person needs.
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If I met some of you at a bar, I might mention her real name. I think it would be a good porn name.
After feedback from all of my references, I am going to appeal the promotion decision. My boss that retired after 37 years emailed me to say that he thought I would be a good fit and he was surprised that it wasn't offered. My asst. mgr. that is interim boss now said he supported me and thought it was a done deal. He is going to contact the HR lady.
You didn't fly in on a helicopter, so you didn't get the job. If you want to win this appeal, you better fly in on a helicopter.
We should all have this outlook. Look at the positives and not focus on the negatives. I should definitely do it more often.
you need to change your status to transgender muslim refugee and adopt a few african babies. you would be in for sure.
Heard this on the XM machine today and it made me think of kooky and his shiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiii commute on the train every day.
Getting drunk tonight. Medicating.
My pain, is self-chosen.
My pain, is self-chosen.
I reckon I could share even more pain...10am.
Neighbors above ground pool exploded. Destroying my new fence, retaining wall, new beds peagravel landscaping, deck boxes containing seat cushions, flooded basement.
Good thing I fuggin hate my life or this would have been really traumatic.
Mav, if you’re out there, take notes. Freak pool explosion, hunny, nothing I could do. RIP pool.
So this mfn pool EXPLODES destroying a damn retaining wall, among other things, and then flooding your basement. How in the world does that happen to you. Unbelievable.
Mav, if you’re out there, take notes. Freak pool explosion, hunny, nothing I could do. RIP pool.
So this mfn pool EXPLODES destroying a damn retaining wall, among other things, and then flooding your basement. How in the world does that happen to you. Unbelievable.
When I tell you that I have the WORST luck, it is not hyperbole.
Recent Innocent Bystander to:
Exploding Pool
Deers jumping into moving convertible
Parked Miata hit $9000 damage
Parked Miata hit $17000 damage (totaled)
Sorry man.
I blame New Jersey.
I hope those neighbors at least used that pool a lot and it just wasn’t a ticking time bomb that served no purpose but to ruin your life.
I blame New Jersey.
I hope those neighbors at least used that pool a lot and it just wasn’t a ticking time bomb that served no purpose but to ruin your life.
I blame the dark cloud that hovers over me. Some karmic force wants to stomp my soul...it’s doing a good job with its random sniper vignettes.
But I push on.
Book of Kook >>>>>>>>>> Book of Job
Go get some donuts and blue bell (fyi, you can’t yankee sob...try gelato *rolleyes*). That will solve most of your troubles.
A) when is the fantastical draft?
B) when will we know the draft order? ATC...is that something you can generate a few days before draft day? Or even now?
C) which team is going to finish in a very distant 2nd place to the Mighty Mean Machine this season???
B) when will we know the draft order? ATC...is that something you can generate a few days before draft day? Or even now?
C) which team is going to finish in a very distant 2nd place to the Mighty Mean Machine this season???
Gat dayum kook. Who did you piss off in a previous life? Hope their insurance covers the damage. If it's anything like when my neighbors house burned, I would have to file a claim myself for damage to my garage.
Draft is on 8/26 at 7 pm EST.
We will research answers for your last two questions. Please stand by.
Tomm marks the one year anniversary of me finding out about having the whole colon cancer thing. Made it one year and counting ****ers
As my luck would have it, my insurance won’t cover it. I have to rely on my piece of shit neighbor to proactively claim my losses on his insurance -as if I slipped and fell down his stairs.
My loss will be close to $40-50k.
PREVIOUS LIFE: I was one of those protesting Indian(dot) dudes at the sea making sea salt... getting clubbed by British officers as I was politely being civil disobedient.
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