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Back to Mellow Mushroom tonight for more trivia. That punk bastard moderator better get his shit squared away or I shall taunt him a second time.
Until proven otherwise, my dog is faster. much faster.
I know it would make me die or hurt very bad, but I want to touch lava. Not the shooting in the air kind, but the slow moving pudding-looking kind.
Hell yeah, Me and the lil lady love that place. Absolutely love that place. Love their mega veggie. Goddamn son, I love mellow mushroom
WELL YOU WOULDN’T LIKE IT SO MUCH IF THEY F**KED YOU OUT OF $20 I MEAN DAMN ITS LIKE ASKING WHICH NEW YORK YANKEE LED THE LEAGUE IN HOME RUNS AND ONLY ACCEPTING BABE RUTH AND NOT MICKEY MANTLE OR ROGER MARIS I MEAN WTF???
Man I’m really sorry brother Willy, I just get a little tense before the questions start.
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I would've said Paul O'Neill 1995 and then took the $20 out of their GD hands and walked out
I’ve you didn’t pay attention to any of the Royal wedding stuff, you might not have the context, but this is hilarious if you did.
don't forget the fruity drinks. pretty gay too.
didn't even know there was a royal wedding. or a royal engagement. thought i was watching the lead up to the kentucky derby when the wife put it on. the royals are a bunch of inbred lunatics. there I said it.
didn't even know there was a royal wedding. or a royal engagement. thought i was watching the lead up to the kentucky derby when the wife put it on. the royals are a bunch of inbred lunatics. there I said it.
the Kings Speech is one of my favorite movies... shows their humanity and struggle as a royal and the importance to their country’s morale during tough times... yeah they’re pointless figureheads, but at least they aren’t Kardashian stupid asses (privileged and inane).
You should touch that oozing lava. Touch it real good. You and th lava shall become one.
Have someone make a video of that.
I’d like to pour a ladle of lava over a mountain of vanilla blue bell. That sounds good.
Then poop charcoal bricks hitting the bowl and sizzling in the piss water below in anger
< - - - - - - preparing to scarf down a bowl of Blue Bell Neapolitan, smothered liberally with Hershey's chocolate syrup.
awww hells no
How does it stack up to the papa johns in Gatlinburg, or the larosas of Newport Kentucky?
Thank you serial poster with multiple accounts that I have pissed off in the past. I appreciate your insight and wish you the best in your multiple message board account endeavors.
Either way that sucks but bees cause you probably won't die from them.
Pat Reilly, Christopher Walken & Joe Paterno part of the Willy Ass-Eating Choir
Balance was restored to the Force last night. We ran away with the title. Two of our captain's sons were in from college and they fill out the missing, modern-era questions -- it's kinda like the Warriors signing Durant
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. Carrying this analogy a step farther, I suppose my temper makes me Draymond Green 
.The regular moderator wasn't there (dunno is he's still recovering from the abuse I heaped on him last week), so there were, sadly, no controversies.
Good for mav's squad...I guess they won't go hungry this week. So they've got that going for them...which is nice.
Bad for the NOB...where controversy is KING. Although I didn't want to see Mav go to jail...I was at least hoping for a flagarant foul or a one-week-suspension-worthy offense. Something. Anything.
Oh well...there's always next week.
Bad for the NOB...where controversy is KING. Although I didn't want to see Mav go to jail...I was at least hoping for a flagarant foul or a one-week-suspension-worthy offense. Something. Anything.
Oh well...there's always next week.
You need to annoy the hell out of that little turd if you ever see him again. Thump his ear lobe and get others to do it.Balance was restored to the Force last night. We ran away with the title. Two of our captain's sons were in from college and they fill out the missing, modern-era questions -- it's kinda like the Warriors signing Durant
The regular moderator wasn't there (dunno is he's still recovering from the abuse I heaped on him last week), so there were, sadly, no controversies.
In scouts, we used to do that to Cory Jenkins. He had a pig face, so we'd thump his ear lobe, then yell "p i g g l y" "oink, oink, oink" "w i g g l y" "oink, oink, oink" <thump>.
SOB would get soo mad
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Hell yes. I like the way you think.You need to annoy the hell out of that little turd if you ever see him again. Thump his ear lobe and get others to do it.
In scouts, we used to do that to Cory Jenkins. He had a pig face, so we'd thump his ear lobe, then yell "p i g g l y" "oink, oink, oink" "w i g g l y" "oink, oink, oink" <thump>.
SOB would get soo mad
RE: funk's lava fascination...
I have a similar "death wish" type issue with heights. Heights are my Kryptonite. Can't friggin stand 'em. But here's the weird thing, sometimes if I'm really high up (like looking over a balcony at a really tall hotel) there's something morbid inside of me that makes me wonder what it would feel like to jump off. It's the weirdest damned thing. I'm not suicidal (yes you are, no I'm not, STFU you are too), and the thought of falling scares the hell out of me, but there's a part that almost wants to jump. Can't explain it.
I have a similar "death wish" type issue with heights. Heights are my Kryptonite. Can't friggin stand 'em. But here's the weird thing, sometimes if I'm really high up (like looking over a balcony at a really tall hotel) there's something morbid inside of me that makes me wonder what it would feel like to jump off. It's the weirdest damned thing. I'm not suicidal (yes you are, no I'm not, STFU you are too), and the thought of falling scares the hell out of me, but there's a part that almost wants to jump. Can't explain it.
I do that too. I sometimes have to walk over a bridge over the Iowa river, just above a roller dam. I always wonder if I fell in, could I swim to the bank in time to keep from going over that dam.
Here's that bridge:
