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Did I hear somebody say binge posting? I don't need alcohol for that. Which is even worse...because I have no excuse for my horrible posts.
But yeah, I'm down. I'm always down for a post binge-apolooza. Especially since this place has been vacant for most of the week.
But yeah, I'm down. I'm always down for a post binge-apolooza. Especially since this place has been vacant for most of the week.
Wife is out tonight so I'll join this binge posting. Sure, all three kids will be home, but they can entertain themselves.
A good sock is hard to find. Keeping said "good sock" paired with its life partner is an even more difficult challenge.
-Sockrates 402 B.C.
-Sockrates 402 B.C.
It is windy AF in Raleigh. We have a ton of large trees in our yard and in surrounding yards. Limbs down all over Google Fiber asshole project. Dog at first was loving it, like HOLY SHIT LOOK AT ALL THESE STICKS but she's over it now. It's howling (lol) out there.
Had a flight scheduled to spend an 'away from kids' weekend + 2 weekday business trip in our friendly neighbor to the north but I'm not flying in this type of shit. It's awful. I don't need to get away that much.
-Think we continue our momentum tomorrow. 79-73 Cats despite Florida making billions of 3's.
-Looking forward to reading the Kooky (good booze)/Funky (Shirley Temples or other dumb shit)/Kaizer post-fest.
Had a flight scheduled to spend an 'away from kids' weekend + 2 weekday business trip in our friendly neighbor to the north but I'm not flying in this type of shit. It's awful. I don't need to get away that much.
-Think we continue our momentum tomorrow. 79-73 Cats despite Florida making billions of 3's.
-Looking forward to reading the Kooky (good booze)/Funky (Shirley Temples or other dumb shit)/Kaizer post-fest.
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hell, we are all a little racist. even my dogs are and they are, well, dogs. my subtle racism usually comes in the form of humor. at least I think it's funny.
OK heathens.
I’m still on bus...
As I’ve previously opined my LOVE for the Negroni, and the subsequent surge in douchebaggery of hipsters who copied my excellent taste - I have transitioned to the BOULEVARDIER.
It is equal parts Campari, Sweet Vermouth and BOURBON. Now, I went to a mixology bar in the city and some bearded wizard squeezed 2-3 droplets of chocolate bitters in a mofo, pinch of salt , shaken and strained over an orange peel and it was a game-changer.
Went to Whole Foods looking for these bitters to no avail, like forever... and thought, Jeff Bezos may have some to send to me via FedEx next day....
Got it.
Stoked.
Red Drank.
Lent, no meat - but bottom’s up, Beyoncés.
I’m still on bus...
As I’ve previously opined my LOVE for the Negroni, and the subsequent surge in douchebaggery of hipsters who copied my excellent taste - I have transitioned to the BOULEVARDIER.
It is equal parts Campari, Sweet Vermouth and BOURBON. Now, I went to a mixology bar in the city and some bearded wizard squeezed 2-3 droplets of chocolate bitters in a mofo, pinch of salt , shaken and strained over an orange peel and it was a game-changer.
Went to Whole Foods looking for these bitters to no avail, like forever... and thought, Jeff Bezos may have some to send to me via FedEx next day....
Got it.
Stoked.
Red Drank.
Lent, no meat - but bottom’s up, Beyoncés.
Stone cold sober tonight. Nothing in the house and little ones about to get in bed, guess I’m out of luck. Need to sleep well anyway
Cats by 4 in a nail biter tomorrow. Hit yer free throws.
Cats by 4 in a nail biter tomorrow. Hit yer free throws.
I’m onto my second beverage. I’m going ball-deep Altered-States style.
I had 4 hours sleep last night. Look like a raccoon I’m so tired. Effin plowing thru drinks.
I had 4 hours sleep last night. Look like a raccoon I’m so tired. Effin plowing thru drinks.
Manly.
Watching Stevie Ray Vaughn vids on YouTube.
Dude was the effin best.
Watching Stevie Ray Vaughn vids on YouTube.
Dude was the effin best.
Haha @TheKentuckyKid drunk shit posting on here. It won’t allow me to like them though.
Isn’t there some service that will deliver booze to your house? If not, we need to create that biz.
I think there is in Lexington, over on the way to campus. They don’t carry my speciality though. I’ve looked.
Yep: Hops2Go
I’m officially get-aggravated-by-loud-neighbor-kids-make-PBJ-sandwich-and-go-to-basement-to-tinker-with-weedeater years OLD.
Rick Ross almost died again. I remember when rappers died because they got shot, not because they were crackheads.
PBJ sandwich was awesome.
Rick Ross almost died again. I remember when rappers died because they got shot, not because they were crackheads.
PBJ sandwich was awesome.
Maybe one of the best weeks of the year. Every time you change the channel, some game is going down to the wire.
Be better if all players in Duke/UNC game tomorrow collectively shoot diarrhea at each other.
Straight Outta Compton was on last night, watched and it was pretty good. Rappers were legit gangstas then, rapping came second. today's version are all just millennials. I actually loved me some rap when I was a kiddo, sorta a rebellion thing I guess (cause I'm white AF). Couldn't tell ya a single damn name of a "rapper" now.
of course I'm 39 with a 9 year old daughter, I know more about Disney music and she is getting into "pop" music more and more now than I do anything. I'm just a dad, the wifey and kid control the radio now.
knew I was getting "old" when I realized all I listened to was talk radio on am on the way home from work.
Get drunk at that one year old party and enjoy ogling some milf titties.
Is there ever a bad time to ogle milf tits?
easy e died of AIDS. He was raped by Magic J.
False. Zardoz would NEVER agree to that.
He may however vomit out some socks to Sean Connery.
I lay my clothes out in order for the following week on Saturday morning. I purposefully have not placed my UK shirt in any particular order for Thursday or Friday so as to not jinx anything today.
You’re welcome.
You’re welcome.
