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Listeriosis: It’s real. It’s treatable. It’s real treatable.
6 days, bitches. I've literally been training for this moment. I've dropped 15 pounds and toned up considerably since my last carton of blue bell 3 months ago. Listeria ain't got shit on me. I am gonna f Blue Bell up something awful. Cookie 2 step, butter crunch, it's whatever. I'm eating it all.
Not.Losing.Another.Game.
Not.Losing.Another.Game.
Looks at those spoons. Hardly any ice cream on them and full bowls in front of them. They want nothing to do with that death cream.
Except great grandpa. He wants a way out. He’s chowing down.
He's strong. He built that house with his bare hands.
Special shout out to the nice catpaw poster who met me in the Kroger parking lot to sell his 1/2 gallon of dutch chocolate black market blue bell. If you're reading this, you are appreciated. That's what catpaw friends are for.
Look at how they are all laughing at him about to catch the dead. They gonna get their inheritance soon.
Does the mom on the right have a nose ring? She a freak
Little girl at the end of the table isn't smiling. Just watching grampa for signs of poisoning. It was her idea all along. To cleanse this house of everyone. The weakest go first. She awaits his final breath.
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@funKYcat75 Get to work on photoshopping that death cream pic. A little gif action would be cool too. (My all time favorite is the train painting that you did a gif number on. Absolutely fantastic work.)
Hey put the cartons back in the freezer all your death cream is going to melt, ding dongs
Me either. But I do know that you spelled "death cream" wrong.
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nice work
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I can't wait for Easter to be over so that I won't be tempted by these muthafokkas any more...
They are straight from satan's kitchen man. Pure, unadulterated evil.
They are straight from satan's kitchen man. Pure, unadulterated evil.
+1. Neapolitan slathered with Hershey's chocolate and walnuts.
You non-appreciative sob, drive your ass to The Krogers and get you some! Tell us how it tastes, mfer!
One thing I'm gonna do when BB comes back, and I'm ashamed I've never done this, is put a big ol scoop of vanilla in my coffee. That just sounds out of control.
Coffee flavored BB is out of control. Had a lot of that over the holidays as well. Smooth, great coffee taste.
You could eat Blue Bell three times a day for the rest of your life, and die the most happiest creature on the planet.
When Vanderbilt and The Cats disappoint you this March, EAT MORE BLUE BELL.
If you're injured, rub some Blue Bell on it and gtf back out there, son!
Blue Bell is the Robitussin of the twenty-teens.
