Still on beach. Still sipping a cold brew. Still chillaxing.
N.O.B.
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I’m half drunk at an empty sports bar looking at a chick that would be cute if she lost 15-20 pounds. I hope you chillax your ass into a shark bite
I'm chillaxed, bruh. I'm not so sure about that other dude though.
Just sayin', if making fun of Tom effing Brady gets your e-panties in a twist, might be time to back away from the keyboard for a bit. You could probably make a joke about Marvin Stone's spirit ghost-touching Adolph Rupp on a boat in the river styx and still get a laugh in here. Tom Terrific is not off limits.
Hahahaha. This^^^^^^^ + calling posters dude and chief. Hahahaha
But I'm the lame one. Got it. Hahahaha
Anyway...my lame ass is still on this beach chillaxing and...wait a minute...time for blackened mahi mahi tacos by the pool for lunch. The chillaxing on the beach shall resume at a time TBD.
Tom Brady sucks.
Cats suck.
And apparently USA sucks at Olympics? Wtf is this? Or is this "normal"?
*Got a haircut and a new pocket knife so that's cool. Life is awesome.
Cats suck.
And apparently USA sucks at Olympics? Wtf is this? Or is this "normal"?
*Got a haircut and a new pocket knife so that's cool. Life is awesome.
It's just snow olympics. As I read earlier, the winter Olympics are all just various ways of sliding on cold stuff.
Tom Brady is fair game, as all 5 time champions are.
I only was concerned with the lameness of the jokes, which I thought was beneath Kaiser Chief
But again, it was all in fun. I wouldn’t come to the N.O.B. unless I was expecting some fun shit talking
My 3-day weekend begins around 6:30 pm this evening..
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Until then, please go sharpen your new pocket knife, Mash.
Yeah, we pretty much dominate the summer Olympics. So it's no big deal. Some of the people in these other countries come out of the womb on skis. We had to Americanize the winter games with snow boarding and the like just to get our snow medal count up. Gotta figure out a way to add ski basketball or snow football or something.
Winter X Games > Winter Olympics.
But I still watch the Winter Olympics from time to time. When I'm not chillaxing on the beach that is.
Winter X Games > Winter Olympics.
But I still watch the Winter Olympics from time to time. When I'm not chillaxing on the beach that is.
Not true. You have ventured over to the political board and liked many of my contributions there. The New England Patriots are the only reason we hate. We may have other sports issues but you refuse to list your pro teams.
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Winters olympics are super gay.
No hate here, bruh.
And just like Obama I am all about transparency...so for about the 5th time its the Cats and...
No hate here, bruh.
And just like Obama I am all about transparency...so for about the 5th time its the Cats and...
Cool, I’m just going to assume you like the bengals and the reds.
Yep. Nothing but cold wx, and “Hercules Hercules” type clapping from skinny turds in North Face jackets.
Damn those Chiefs. I damn thee(them)No hate here, bruh.
And just like Obama I am all about transparency...so for about the 5th time its the Cats and...
Remember to chillax a half-hour before returning your lame ass into the surf for attempting the shark bite.
I'm just gonna say it I'm jealous @Kaizer Sosay is on the beach crushing brews. I don't wish a shark bite on him but if he gets sand in his ass crack I'm alright with that lol
Remember to chillax a half-hour before returning your lame ass into the surf for attempting the shark bite.
I knew kooky was on my side.
If he is a STL Cards fan than he is alright with me. UK basketball, UK Football, STL Cardinals, and New England Patriots here. Don’t care about the NBA. Also don’t care about any sport not invented in the U S of A. Those are my four teams. And the olympics are dumb. Don’t care about curling, hockey, relays or whether Michael Phelps swims or drowns. The olympics are like the Oscars or the Grammys to me in that no matter how much anybody talks about them I refuse to care
Too much time on your hands brah?
Yeah I'm sittin' on a bar stool,
Posting like a damned fool,
With a half-chub cause of a fat chick...
NOB all kinds of GYEROesque today.
Winter Olympics are all about the gays and canadians doing stuff in tights on cold stuff. Not a lot of black folk are venturing into the snow and ice for sports purposes. I remember the first time one of my Haitian buddy coworkers here saw snow for the first time here several years ago. f***ing blew his mind.
Hey @Willy4UK , looks like we might be planning another family fun Disney adventure next March. If your still in Orlando then, would throw down some brews at Disney Springs one night.
Winter Olympics are all about the gays and canadians doing stuff in tights on cold stuff. Not a lot of black folk are venturing into the snow and ice for sports purposes. I remember the first time one of my Haitian buddy coworkers here saw snow for the first time here several years ago. f***ing blew his mind.
Hey @Willy4UK , looks like we might be planning another family fun Disney adventure next March. If your still in Orlando then, would throw down some brews at Disney Springs one night.
Personally, if I were Vince McMahon, I'd start the XLB, a new professional baseball league where pitchers could only throw speedballs and hitters could use composite bats.
A REAL man's league.
With Sosa quantities of roids... so much roids that after you stop taking them, you turn into PeeWee Herman.
WTF happened to poor ol' Slammin' Sammy? Dude used to RAKE, now he's a Michael Jackson wannabe. Sad.
Shouldn’t your lame ass be on a beach ogling half-nekked bikini bitches instead of scouring the inter webs for images of bleached gay black dudes?
I at least do it where you should... the office.
I at least do it where you should... the office.
