Dear ‘93:
Please reserve the room as requested, and bring more chocolate covered strawberries... lots of them.
Signed,
Camille the Wheel
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Dear ‘93:
Please reserve the room as requested, and bring more chocolate covered strawberries... lots of them.
Signed,
Camille the Wheel
(shrugs shoulders)
Perhaps the lady who left two voicemails also left the strawberries? This could get fun in a hurry.
Dear ‘93:
Please reserve the room as requested, and bring more chocolate covered strawberries... lots of them.
Signed,
Camille the Wheel
Pretty sure a big girl like that counts as a threesome.
Damn poor wheelchairDear ‘93:
Please reserve the room as requested, and bring more chocolate covered strawberries... lots of them.
Signed,
Camille the Wheel
UConn's women's team would beat the Cats men's team by double digits. No hyperbole. No joke. Truth.
@-Mav- Please advance to the "Desribe a Paddock poster with a video" thread. Do not pass go...do not collect $200.
that was a cold blooded rendition there, but hell, to Mav's credit, even Jesus couldn't hit a curve ball.
Damn. My post in the video thread is at best only in the top three now.
1. Curveball
2. Jiggly bewbs (not sure who that is supposed to be, but I’ll allow it)
3. Cheese.D.D.K
The other that has been reposted still creeps me out a little because a) that’s someone we know’s daughter (through the Tv screen) and b) she was Peter Pan, so it might be gay? You also need sound for the full effect.
1. Curveball
2. Jiggly bewbs (not sure who that is supposed to be, but I’ll allow it)
3. Cheese.D.D.K
The other that has been reposted still creeps me out a little because a) that’s someone we know’s daughter (through the Tv screen) and b) she was Peter Pan, so it might be gay? You also need sound for the full effect.
Morbid, Tuesday random thoughts:
- So, today my wife gets to bury her dad on her birthday.
- My first boss from 25 years ago showed up to visitation. At first, I thought wow how nice. But after speaking, I thought total weirdo. Dude memorized my LinkedIn profile.
- *licks murder knife*
- Saw 15 of my college pals. We all went out afterwards (Brickhouse) - laughed a lot. Drank many high ABV. Good folks, man.
- Morticians botched the whole open casket experience. FIL looked like he borrowed Milton Berle’s lips and Hannibal Lechter warmth.
- The H is O from err body for us to move back. It’s all on me. If I don’t make Senior Associate in April...ripcord.
- My 4yo trying to navigate the concept of death through probing questions, insight and pure innocence is why we do this. He is a beautiful little human. Diffuses lots of tension.
- Another session starts at noon, then funeral. Shit gets real.
- 94 Monday work emails ignored.
![[laughing]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/laugh.r191677.gif "Laughing [laughing]")
Hang in there, brother.Morbid, Tuesday random thoughts:
- So, today my wife gets to bury her dad on her birthday.
- My first boss from 25 years ago showed up to visitation. At first, I thought wow how nice. But after speaking, I thought total weirdo. Dude memorized my LinkedIn profile.
- *licks murder knife*
- Saw 15 of my college pals. We all went out afterwards (Brickhouse) - laughed a lot. Drank many high ABV. Good folks, man.
- Morticians botched the whole open casket experience. FIL looked like he borrowed Milton Berle’s lips and Hannibal Lechter warmth.
- The H is O from err body for us to move back. It’s all on me. If I don’t make Senior Associate in April...ripcord.
- My 4yo trying to navigate the concept of death through probing questions, insight and pure innocence is why we do this. He is a beautiful little human. Diffuses lots of tension.
- Another session starts at noon, then funeral. Shit gets real.
- 94 Monday work emails ignored.
Glad you go to have a little bit of a good time at least. Visitation and afterwards was the hardest part for my wife. Having to smile and listen to everyone's BS was the roughest. She just absolutely broke down after that. Funeral actually provided some closure and was as OK as is possible.Morbid, Tuesday random thoughts:
- So, today my wife gets to bury her dad on her birthday.
- My first boss from 25 years ago showed up to visitation. At first, I thought wow how nice. But after speaking, I thought total weirdo. Dude memorized my LinkedIn profile.
- *licks murder knife*
- Saw 15 of my college pals. We all went out afterwards (Brickhouse) - laughed a lot. Drank many high ABV. Good folks, man.
- Morticians botched the whole open casket experience. FIL looked like he borrowed Milton Berle’s lips and Hannibal Lechter warmth.
- The H is O from err body for us to move back. It’s all on me. If I don’t make Senior Associate in April...ripcord.
- My 4yo trying to navigate the concept of death through probing questions, insight and pure innocence is why we do this. He is a beautiful little human. Diffuses lots of tension.
- Another session starts at noon, then funeral. Shit gets real.
- 94 Monday work emails ignored.
Little gal was 4 when her grandma passed. It is beautiful how they handle/understand/ask about death, but dammit, if they don't bring it up at the worst times. Wife will be having a bad day and little girl will say "nana is up in heaven with Jesus". It's a nice thought, but not. right. now. please. Cue waterworks.
Good luck on the senior associate deal, if that's what you want. Screw 'em, if you don't want it.
Exactly.
Little guy’s greatest hits:
Will grandpa wake up like Jesus did?
Is this heaven? (No, its Iowa)
Don’t cry anymore gramma, I won’t cry cause I’m brave.
I don’t want you to die gramma.
Spent a fair bit of time in intervals today telling myself that it's ok if I miss this Wildcats game tonight. I have a very small infant and a 2 year old that need attention and I am tired, you guys.
After a long while, check game time.
Oh.
After a long while, check game time.
Oh.
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Hat tip to funk for my new avatar — Sock Puppet Obama.
Now you get to relive the dread of an impending loss all over again tomorrow night. Good timesSpent a fair bit of time in intervals today telling myself that it's ok if I miss this Wildcats game tonight. I have a very small infant and a 2 year old that need attention and I am tired, you guys.
After a long while, check game time.
Oh.
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I love you all. You sweet beautiful bastards
Willy! I thought maybe your vegan beauty queen banned you from conspiring with us carnivorous meat eaters around here.
Since the mods erased my thread about it on Rafters because this is Nazi Russia, one of you single guys need to shoot your shot today. @Mashburned ?
I will fight old man Larry V for her.
Mathew Mitchell is stockpiling talent over there. Give him a raise.
Happy VD to all the lurking babes out there -- y'all make life worth livin' and shit. Actually, if you wanna get technical, it's tha boobies and other stuff whats fun 'cause y'all really a bunch of crazy mean bitches personality and emotionality wise. I'm talkin' soul-crushin man, deep depression yo.
Doze titties tho...
Doze titties tho...
Hahahaha
O/U on the number of "lurking babes" in the NOB is set at 1.
I'll take the under.
O/U on the number of "lurking babes" in the NOB is set at 1.
I'll take the under.
Hey lurking baby I def don't agree with anything Mav said...cept those titties!!! 
Back to our regularly scheduled programming...
Lunchtime...
Lunchtime...
Valentines Day words of wisdom from romance guru, Gary Busey...
Gave Black Beauty a peanut butter filled cow hoof and took her on a romantic walk in the rain. Dried her off real good, now she’s napping in her crate. #valentimes
Gary Busey has "died" many times...however...Gary Busey is not dead. And yes, I'm quite sure he has killed many...but nothing has been proven yet.
He just is...so let him be.
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