N.O.B.

[argubs2]

Replace Taco Bell with Nashville Hot in Misc, IMO.

 

[funKYcat75]

Replace Taco Bell with Nashville Hot in Misc, IMO.

Isn't Joella's Nashville Hot?

 

[Mashburned]

DONT REPLACE TACO BELL THAT'S MY DARKHORSE

 

[argubs2]

Wait damn...I'm just now realizing that Nashville Hot is only in NKY. I thought it was a bigger chain.

It is essentially Joella's but IMO it's better.

 

[Mashburned]

TBH, I couldn't think of another nugget-based food.

You mean another entry to fill the nugget group? Just replace Hoots with Sonic popcorn chicken. You could move Hoots up to the bone region and replace one of the Popeyes.

 

[Mashburned]

And we can we run the polls in the paddock and also in rafters? Because Rafters deserves a chicken tourney, tbh.

 

[argubs2]

So Taco Bell like shredded quesadilla chicken? Boy you crazy

 

[funKYcat75]

So Taco Bell like shredded quesadilla chicken? Boy you crazy

I think his idea was these things

 

[-Mav-]

You gotta take Hooters out tho. Get real. You even changed the region to include "wings" and they're the only wing option in there. Hooters doesn't fit any criteria, but if you insist, you gotta throw em in the Bone Chain region, because that is exactly what they are.

*taco bell and the cafeteria chicken patty cracked me up.

I SAY PUT EM IN THE BIG OL TITTIES REGION CAUSE ALL I THINK ABOUT AT HOOTERS IS BIG OL TITTIES NOT CHICKENS AMIRITE FELLAS

 

[argubs2]

Ok yeah I remember now. Yeah leave it in and I'll drink Mash's tears when it garners less than 1% of the vote.

 

[Mashburned]

TACO BELL CHICKEN SHELL

Say it out loud. It's probably the greatest chicken innovation since idk what...And I'll never eat one, but damnit I appreciate it, and will probably even vote for it.

 

[Mashburned]

Ooooo what is this??? chicken nacho chips?????? OMG. I'd eat that.

 

[argubs2]

They're probably Wendy's chicken nuggets cut into triangles and re-fried. Sad!

 

[argubs2]

That cheese sauce tho

 

[Mashburned]

They're probably not for the faint of heart, pussy. Takes a real poultry head to appreciate the genius of the chicken chip.

 

[argubs2]

Maybe. Or maybe you're the real chicken pussy.

 

[Mashburned]

Whatever. May the best chicken win.

My early frontrunner is the CFA family of chickens - nugs, sandwich...whatever.

My nostalgic picks include fine poultry such as: long ass chicken from BK, the cafeteria patty.

Idk how you pick a bone chain winner. Man that's tough. Gonna be some ruffled feathers in that region.

 

[funKYcat75]

Had a bracket site all set up, but it had two problems.
1) It had my real name on it
B) When I tried to share it, the site wanted $1500.00 for that service ......... not a typo.

 

[-Mav-]

Ooooo what is this??? chicken nacho chips?????? OMG. I'd eat that.

I read this in the honey badger narrator's voice and cadence,* added "Mashburned don't give a shit" at the end, and it was funny as hell.




*why yes, I AM aware I've referenced the honey badger within the past two weeks

 

[Mashburned]

Honey Badger is a great american....they do live in america right?... Gd better.

 

[argubs2]

Damn I need to get into the online bracket business. I would love to know if they've had even one customer, ever.

 

[argubs2]

If they're including a team of color commentators on a live Twitch stream monitoring the polls 24x7, that might be worth it.

I'd love a sideline reporter putting a mic in Mash's face to get a fresh reaction when Taco Bell bows out in the first round by like 100 pts and their star chicken shell ruptures his Achilles in garbage time.

 

[-Mav-]

When I tried to share it, the site wanted $1500.00 for that service ......... not a typo.

 

[argubs2]

No Alt accounts allowed. I don't want to see a Sampson vote on the Taco list. Chuck will recuse himself from the vote.

 

[-Mav-]

No Alt accounts allowed. I don't want to see a Sampson vote on the Taco list. Chuck will recuse himself from the vote.

 

[Kooky Kats]

No Alt accounts allowed. I don't want to see a Sampson vote on the Taco list. Chuck will recuse himself from the vote.

I doth protest.

Needs to know if Johnny Cope cheezes his chickens.

 

[Mashburned]

OHHH WHAT IS THIS?? MANY PEOPLE LAUGHED AT THE CHICKEN SHELL!!! LOOKS LIKE THE TACO BELL CHICKEN SHELL HAS UPSET THE CAFETERIA PATTY TO EARN A SPOT IN THE FINAL 4!!!!! THIS IS PURE PANDEMONIUM FOLKS!!!! NOBODY HAS EVER EATEN A CHICKEN SHELL BUT HERE THEY ARE ON THE BRIGHTEST STAGE IN SPORTS!!!

 

[argubs2]

Cope is acceptable, Dirkler as well

 

[Mashburned]

Oh Ok everybody but mashburn can make multiple picks.

I've been waiting years for this shit, and I'm gonna enjoy it how I see fit. If that means cheating to help my favorite poultry products, so be it.

 

[argubs2]

Well then Chuck is coming out to play too. He's not a chicken shell type of guy. Unless you pack it with yayo and whores.

 

[argubs2]

 

[Mashburned]

 

[funKYcat75]

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

My dark horse pick: cafeteria chicken pattie.

 

[Kooky Kats]

POTY ‘18

 

[Mashburned]

Funky, don’t F this poll up man. The future of America is riding on this.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Dead.

 

[UKWILDCAT2004]

Had a bracket site all set up, but it had two problems.
1) It had my real name on it
B) When I tried to share it, the site wanted $1500.00 for that service ......... not a typo.

First off I'd tell them to get bent.

For $1500 there should some sort of hooker or escort provided.

 

[Kooky Kats]

In an ironic twist, could it be that Hilary pounded a Chalupa and some Nachos Belgrande which caused said poopy pants.

 

[funKYcat75]

Not a snackdown, but best TV theme song would be a great tournament.