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Yea, that’s pretty good (but I said “no, get help” out of principle). I especially like the pie charts. Love a good pie chart.
Only problem is I can't keep people from voting numerous times without signing into Google.
Words of Iron to live by:
Trust in the magical powers of the pie chart.
Now don't misunderstand me on this...charts & graphs are good. Believe me when I say that I harbor no ill will towards charts and graphs...
~~~HOWEVER~~~
...You can never go wrong with a good ol' pie chart. I always make sure to include at least 1 or 2 in every presentation. And I'll let you in on this little secret...it doesn't really matter what's in em either. People usually gloss over the content anyway. Which may be why they work so well? Maybe it's because it triggers the kindergartener (inner child) in your audience and their attention span wanes as their mind starts to wonder...or maybe just seeing that pie shape makes them hungry and they are focused on that. I dunno for sure what it is about pie charts that makes them work their magical so well but I do know two things for sure...
1) Always trust in the power of the pie chart.
2) Always make sure to buy them lunch afterwards.![[winking]](http://l.yimg.com/j/assets/img/emoticons/classic/wink.r191677.gif "Winking [winking]")
Remember kids...if you are struggling with putting together a presentation...just add a pie chart or 3 and all will be well.
#PieChartLivesMatter
Trust in the magical powers of the pie chart.
Now don't misunderstand me on this...charts & graphs are good. Believe me when I say that I harbor no ill will towards charts and graphs...
~~~HOWEVER~~~
...You can never go wrong with a good ol' pie chart. I always make sure to include at least 1 or 2 in every presentation. And I'll let you in on this little secret...it doesn't really matter what's in em either. People usually gloss over the content anyway. Which may be why they work so well? Maybe it's because it triggers the kindergartener (inner child) in your audience and their attention span wanes as their mind starts to wonder...or maybe just seeing that pie shape makes them hungry and they are focused on that. I dunno for sure what it is about pie charts that makes them work their magical so well but I do know two things for sure...
1) Always trust in the power of the pie chart.
2) Always make sure to buy them lunch afterwards.
Remember kids...if you are struggling with putting together a presentation...just add a pie chart or 3 and all will be well.
#PieChartLivesMatter
Well that sucks. Maybe you can post a super official catpaw poll like usual and also do the google thingy for fun.
Lair thread about Mike Leach kills me. It's not unlike many of the stupid bickering tests around here but man...it touches my heart. No Tuckyfan though, Kooky.
I beat that guy into submission. He will never use an exclamation point again (Thank the Lawd).
Get to do the whole cry it out thing again with the 10 month old. He was doing quite well and then he got sick and stuff so the wife just put him in the bed to get some sleep. Well here are 2 months removed and we gotta do it all over again otherwise he'll never able to sleep on his own again. Night two of basically zero sleep.
McAlister's Deli for lunch today. Plenty of healthy items and semi-healthy items to choose from on their menu. I chose the not-so-healthy path...
Giant Spud Ole. That's one giant potato topped with butter, cheddar jack cheese, jalapeños, and chili meat. And washed it down with a tasty carbonated beverage.
#PureAwesomeness
Giant Spud Ole. That's one giant potato topped with butter, cheddar jack cheese, jalapeños, and chili meat. And washed it down with a tasty carbonated beverage.
#PureAwesomeness
Don't think that shit hasn't crossed my mind.
Hey, that looks like a vegetable to me. A baked one at that. Good clean eating, Kaiz.
From a father of three. I can very much relate. I do not miss those days. Glad they are behind me.
Chicken voices are predicting an ugly loss today. Don't shoot the messenger.
Yeah, it exposed without him we have to play Earned a few minutes when we are in foul trouble.
sometimes work is fun to come into. so we had us a little scandalous young couple, both married but not to each other who have been fooling around. basic workplace fling. it's a big place, factory floor and huge front offices. those of which are empty at night during second shift. well these two decided to start venturing up front during their lunches and hide out in some office space for their lunch time activities. idiots of course. there are cameras every damn where in this place. they got discovered and a little investigation took place to catch them venturing off to where they don't belong. of course they were on camera. buuuuutt, during the review of the security cams, another scandal was unearthed. these two were salary folk who worked up in these front offices. both also married and not to each other. the chick, hot as shit, was also married to a dude who also worked in the same dept up front with her. so she was banging another dude that worked with her husband. well while researching these cams they found these two young bucks completely naked and in full on intercourse multiple times banging each other in different hidden, so they thought, corners after hours.
i have yet to gain access to the footage but i am trying lol!
just never know when you are secretly banging some hot office chick and think you are safe and some other idiots are doing the same thing except they aren't nearly as secretive and get caught. in doing so, you get exposed. ahh the fun.
i have yet to gain access to the footage but i am trying lol!
just never know when you are secretly banging some hot office chick and think you are safe and some other idiots are doing the same thing except they aren't nearly as secretive and get caught. in doing so, you get exposed. ahh the fun.
Working with your wife probably sucks. Working with your wife and the dude banging her must really suck.
lmao. Brady ain't even hurt. Belicheckles is a damn genius. all this shenanigan is Belicheck trying to get into Jacksonville's head to change the way they scheme or play. trying to bait them into coming after Brady even harder or blitzing more so they can exploit something. I don't have a dog in it. I don't hate the Pats like some. I will root for them to lose tomm just to see some new blood in the superbowl, but that ain't hating. Packer fan here. we aren't playing. I am just going sit back and get a little toasted and enjoy some playoff football. games are little more enjoyable when you aren't in it. sports are stressful. i find myself hating life and sports when my team is in thick and then gets ousted. life lol.
Oh, and we def need a copy of that office porno tape so please keep looking. TIA.
A good company policy would be “if you are caught on camera having sexual relations, that tape will be shown ASAP at a company pizza party...unless you’re ugly or something”.
If we lose to UF tonight and Zion doesn’t pick us, it could cause the perfect storm on the rafters. Nuclear meltdown. China syndrome.
Man that would blow Elaine’s dance tape video completely out of the water.
