Stuff like that fascinates me.
Welp, looks like I’ve found the next intraetherweb wormhole I’ll be sliding down.
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Star Trek II is on you sons of bitch. IDGAF how it turned out, Khan was a bad motherf**ker. Hard, yo.
Dian Fossey, back in her prime, was also not too shabby.
-I keep electrocuting anything I touch. This sucks.
-I had a dream last night that I was forced to attend some bicentennial celebration at a nearby town where everyone was dressed in period garb. The mayor told me the grand marshal of the event was Mike Tyson and that I needed to assassinate him to prevent "a catastrophe".
I walked into town hall and there was Mike Tyson, except it was his actual head on a tiny yellow-skinned baby body. I immediately shot at him but missed and realized that I had no more bullets. He turned to me and said, in Mike Tyson voice, "(insert my name), if you don't get me lunch from Walmart I will beat your ass!"
I stood there and replied "there isn't a Walmart in this town" and he proceeded to punch me right in the face with his little shriveled baby arm.
-I had a dream last night that I was forced to attend some bicentennial celebration at a nearby town where everyone was dressed in period garb. The mayor told me the grand marshal of the event was Mike Tyson and that I needed to assassinate him to prevent "a catastrophe".
I walked into town hall and there was Mike Tyson, except it was his actual head on a tiny yellow-skinned baby body. I immediately shot at him but missed and realized that I had no more bullets. He turned to me and said, in Mike Tyson voice, "(insert my name), if you don't get me lunch from Walmart I will beat your ass!"
I stood there and replied "there isn't a Walmart in this town" and he proceeded to punch me right in the face with his little shriveled baby arm.
That baby ape was double-fisting some Fossey boobies as it agrees with you.Dian Fossey, back in her prime, was also not too shabby.
Gorilla on girl action should be staple programming on GTV.
Must see TV: 30 for 30 on Harambe debuts tonight on GTV at 9pm.
Personally, I’d do whatever I could to recreate the conditions that caused that dream.
I think the Mike Tyson character represents some part of your personality that you want to change (kill), but you are letting it control you.
I think it means that without a wal mart, can a town really function?
Is this at Chuck E Cheese?Must see TV: 30 for 30 on Harambe debuts tonight on GTV at 9pm.
I do have a newborn who is controlling everything. I don't want to kill her but maybe she can crawl back up in that vag for a bit? Because I'm tired AF
I mean, did we really go to the moon?
and that Westworld season 1 was great. could you imagine all you NOBers and what you would do in a simulated reality old west town where you could F*** and rape and murder everything without inhibition or consequence?
The thing about DF is she was always DTF, or so I’ve read.Dian Fossey, back in her prime, was also not too shabby.
Can’t say as I blame her. If I was gettin’ gang-railed by a herd of horny silverbacks on a daily basis I’d stay shit-faced 24/7.
True fact: despite their massive musculature, gorillas have the smallest dicks in the primate world. So suck on that, silverbacks.
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Congrats, Mash. I wondered who might eventually pick up on this.
Here's a Fossey pic. Like Mav says, must stay blasted for some gorilla meat.
Just saw the score. Helluva comeback with 19 ticks left.
Watch them Aggies give us fits when we visit Reed Arena.
Yep. That little fella is controlling your life. Amazing how your reality is manifest in dreams. I can’t wait until we have a way to record video images of our dreams that we can play back.
Congrats, Mash. I wondered who might eventually pick up on this.
Here's a Fossey pic. Like Mav says, must stay blasted for some gorilla meat.
Big Weaver fan. She can gorilla bang me anyday.
*but for real, that gorilla lady banged apes???
Pretty good sports day so far. This Titans game is getting interesting. Look forward to watching Trae Young here in a bit.
No doubt our game will be stressful and full of bs block/charge calls. Just hope Knox and Hami have learned how to play basketball recently.
we seem to never win at Tenn. it's where we have our worst record against SEC foe. so i ain't expecting much tonight. we got a way to friendly whistle to be on the road at LSU last time out. made me almost forget we were on the road. so i fully expect for tonight to make up for that.
Tough 7 game stretch here for the Cats. We will know a lot more about what kind of team we have at the end of that stretch.
Yes we are on the road at UT tonight. But it's another bright lights big game...what with all the "Game Day" hype and all. And we are the underdogs. I think the Cats win a see saw type game tonight by about 3 or 4 points. May even go into OT.
Yes we are on the road at UT tonight. But it's another bright lights big game...what with all the "Game Day" hype and all. And we are the underdogs. I think the Cats win a see saw type game tonight by about 3 or 4 points. May even go into OT.
Needs to be played before every UT game, regardless of the sport...
Yes. My mother is in a nursing home in Lakeland. I traveled 3x last year to FL. Returning next Saturday for a week.
Double middle finger to everyone kind of game tonight, IMO. Feeling better about the team after seeing these other ‘good’ SEC teams getting beat. I think we handle business.
Chiefs v Titans. Can’t believe one of those teams actually won.
Middle kid’s basketball team got rocked today. Just couldn’t hang. Kid on the other team had an entourage of dads and brothers that dressed him down after a bad quarter. Kid came out and blasted our team. Everyone else on both sides was awful. Hard to watch even though my boy tried his best. Just couldn’t stay in front of baby Jordan.
Chiefs v Titans. Can’t believe one of those teams actually won.
Middle kid’s basketball team got rocked today. Just couldn’t hang. Kid on the other team had an entourage of dads and brothers that dressed him down after a bad quarter. Kid came out and blasted our team. Everyone else on both sides was awful. Hard to watch even though my boy tried his best. Just couldn’t stay in front of baby Jordan.
2 Early 3’s will mean Wenyen will be jacking bombs the rest of the game.
Are Nick Richards and Little Richard related? Seems like the same hair.
