N.O.B.

[Mashburned]

idgaffffff

 

[-Mav-]

Bottom line: How much better is porn gonna be on the OLED Super DUPER Retina Display screen as compared to the old LCD screen?

 

[TriangleUKCat]

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Sergio was having the time of his life last night!

Reminded me of this. Still love to this day:

 

[CatGotMyTongue]

Who is goin 0-16? Any takers? I say Washington

 

[thabigbluenation]

If Luck doesnt get healthy, then Indy is prime for the spot. there is always Cleveland. No chance on Washington, they play Philly and the Giants twice. both those teams will find a way to screw up. the Jets are real possibility though.

 

[-Mav-]

The following are facts:

• Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay -- not, as always, that there's anything wrong with that
• According to today's Washington Post, Stanford researchers have developed an algorithm which uses facial recognition to accurately predict sexual orientation
• Apple has abandoned fingerprint identification in favor of automatic facial identification (Face ID) to unlock the newly launched iPhone X

Coincidence? Draw your own conclusions.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Can't wait to see if I'm gay or not!

 

[-Mav-]

WHAT I'M SAYING PEOPLE IS THAT TIM COOK IS SURREPTITIOUSLY ESTABLISHING A DATABASE OF GAYS AND LESBIANS TO WHAT NEFARIOUS END GOD ONLY KNOWS.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

When that thing spits out "you a gay", well, let's just see what plays out then, phone. And EAD Tim Cook, though you were already planning on that.

 

[Kooky Kats]

The following are facts:

• Apple CEO Tim Cook is gay -- not, as always, that there's anything wrong with that
• According to today's Washington Post, Stanford researchers have developed an algorithm which uses facial recognition to accurately predict sexual orientation
• Apple has abandoned fingerprint identification in favor of automatic facial identification (Face ID) to unlock the newly launched iPhone X

Coincidence? Draw your own conclusions.

Wonder if Stanford has facial recognition of a beaten-down married dude?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Kooky Kats]

When that thing spits out "you a gay", well, let's just see what plays out then, phone. And EAD Tim Cook, though you were already planning on that.

Any new weiner emojis on the iGayPhone?

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Boy, I hope!

 

[-Mav-]

Wonder if Stanford has facial recognition of a beaten-down married dude?

Asking for a friend.

I'm legally bound to not confirm or deny, but I will say that I recently received a nice little check for a "modeling" gig I did for a school out west.

 

[thabigbluenation]

can you get a tax write off or anything for being a gay?

 

[thabigbluenation]

lol @-Mav- has got the GYEROers going on the coffee maker stuff. that's gold

 

[-Mav-]

Quality coffee transcends thread barriers.

 

[thabigbluenation]

maybe I should try this coffee someday.

 

[-Mav-]

maybe I should try this coffee someday.

Coffee, like surfing, is the source -- it'll change your life.

 

[thabigbluenation]

 

[Kooky Kats]

 

[AustinTXCat]

Sad times are coming my way again. My wife was told to expect a lay off notice next week. Her manager, asst. manager and a company VP wanted to keep her, but her name still ended up on the chopping block. The VP has supposedly directed HR to find her another job within the organization.

The hospital is supposed to be in the process of implementing a new electronic health record system and they are about to cut half the staff that support those applications.

My mind is spinning.

Oh, good grief, that really blows. Can't believe an EHR system is going to replace skilled nursing. Hopefully your wife remains in the organization.

Good luck.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I guess I should clarify, she is part of the nursing informatics (NI) group. She trains everyone in the hospital how to use the ehr, others in her group do a lot of IT support (writing reports, making changes, etc.. to the current ehr). The NI group and IT group are together. She has learned how to do hard reboots on servers and helped with a lot of IT support (because she is one of the few in the group that can talk to people).

She would prefer to be back in clinical practice, but that has remained elusive.

Sorry man. Be cool... it will work out.

 

[AustinTXCat]

I guess I should clarify, she is part of the nursing informatics (NI) group. She trains everyone in the hospital how to use the ehr, others in her group do a lot of IT support (writing reports, making changes, etc.. to the current ehr). The NI group and IT group are together. She has learned how to do hard reboots on servers and helped with a lot of IT support (because she is one of the few in the group that can talk to people).

She would prefer to be back in clinical practice, but that has remained elusive.

You and I may have discussed this during my visit to IA back in April. Is the EHR system by Cerner? As far as EHR goes, we have many RNs who manage the administrative side of it. If the VP has asked HR to keep her, then hopefully she stays.

Best of luck. I truly hope it works out.

 

[UKGrad93]

Sorry man. Be cool... it will work out.

Thanks Kook. That means a lot, cause I know you've been through some uncertain times.

 

[UKGrad93]

You and I may have discussed this during my visit to IA back in April. Is the EHR system by Cerner? As far as EHR goes, we have many RNs who manage the administrative side of it. If the VP has asked HR to keep her, then hopefully she stays.

Best of luck. I truly hope it works out.

Epic actually. As you know it's either Epic or Cerner. She has experience with both.

I truly appreciate the support.

 

[Captain Forehead]

I guess I should clarify, she is part of the nursing informatics (NI) group. She trains everyone in the hospital how to use the ehr, others in her group do a lot of IT support (writing reports, making changes, etc.. to the current ehr). The NI group and IT group are together. She has learned how to do hard reboots on servers and helped with a lot of IT support (because she is one of the few in the group that can talk to people).

She would prefer to be back in clinical practice, but that has remained elusive.

So she talks to customers so the engineers won't have to. Got it.

That blows 93. Good luck.

 

[Kooky Kats]

I want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

 

[Willy4UK]

93, hang in there bro. I feel for ya. Wish there was something I could do to help your situation

 

[-Mav-]

Mash, I'ma hate to do it, I really am bruh, but the Blue Balls is gonna get infected in FF this week.

We still good tho, right?

 

[Mashburned]

Son, I eat aids infected blue bell for breakfast.

 

[Willy4UK]

Son, I eat aids infected blue bell for breakfast.

 

[_Rooster]

Son, I eat aids infected blue bell for breakfast.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Son, I eat aids infected blue bell for breakfast.

AIDS doesn't kill the listeria in there though. Sorry, bud.

You now have listeria. LOTS of it.

And AIDS. LOTS of it.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

I want to sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

No joke. Wife was blowing her nose like a crack-addled carnie every 15 minutes last night. Stupidly I didn't decide to go to another room until like 3 AM. Dead today.

-Really sorry to hear about your wife's job, UKGrad. Hopefully she ends up in something even better.

 

[Willy4UK]

No joke. Wife was blowing her nose like a crack-addled carnie every 15 minutes last night. Stupidly I didn't decide to go to another room until like 3 AM.

hahaha

 

[Willy4UK]

I worked as a carnie back in the day

 

[TriangleUKCat]

I worked as a carnie yesterday

FIFY

 

[Willy4UK]

FIFY

hahaha

 

[UKGrad93]

I worked as a carnie back in the day

Which ride did you operate?

 

[Willy4UK]

Which ride did you operate?

I didn't operate a ride. I actually worked the booth where you throw ping pong balls into fish bowls. Not for goldfish, but to win rabbits.