N.O.B.

[Kaizer Sosay]

Sooooo... back to this guy...

That picture sums up U.K. Football as a sustainable successful program...it will only ever exist in a fantasy world.

 

[Mashburned]

5 wins looks about right, but I think we get 6 and go to the Sir Pizza Bowl against Florida Atlantic. Another successful season.

 

[Mashburned]

Sooooo... back to this guy...

That picture sums up U.K. Football as a sustainable successful program...it will only ever exist in a fantasy world.

I'd like to see it replaced with Drew Barker laying on the floor KO'd while his teammates just stare at him.

It's clear we're gonna not win games by enough points until we can make Drew Barker a champion again.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Not. Winning. Another. Game. This. Season.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Shifting gears for a moment...I just don't trust Adam Schefter. That schady (see what I did there?) mofo...I don't know man...I can't quite place it...but he just ain't right. Has a certain "Subway Jared"/Jeffrey Dahmer aura surrounding him.

And in between some useful info here and there he is always johnny-on-the-spot with some mundane useless BS that he treats like a top secret revelation.

Also, it's weird that he had his cell phone surgically attached to his hand.

#schady

 

[TriangleUKCat]

GREENY AND GOLIC I HAVE JUST RECEIVED WORD FROM MY SOURCES, AND THIS IS BIG, FELLAS, THAT PEOPLE DON'T REALLY LIKE ROGER GOODELL. GANG, THATS WHAT IM HEARING HERE IN LA.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

GREENY AND GOLIC I HAVE JUST RECEIVED WORD FROM MY SOURCES, AND THIS IS BIG, FELLAS, THAT PEOPLE DON'T REALLY LIKE ROGER GOODELL. GANG, THATS WHAT IM HEARING HERE IN LA.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

 

[funKYcat75]

Mark me down for 6-6
2-0
E. Michigan
Mizzou at home
Ole Miss at home
Vandy on the road

Miss. State and UT could make it very interesting, doh. Not counting on it with the team we've seen so far.

Big kid's band won the whole shebangabang last night in Paris. Kids work hard. He's been asleep since he got home last night/this morning. Exhausted. Filled up his truck and put some air in the tires. On of them was sitting on 10 psi. Not ideal

L8R

 

[Get Bucket$]

I'd like to see it replaced with Drew Barker laying on the floor KO'd while his teammates just stare at him.

It's clear we're gonna not win games by enough points until we can make Drew Barker a champion again.

Did you hear in the telecast when they said he rooms with a EKU football player? Of course he does.

 

[Mashburned]

On of them was sitting on 10 psi.

Pretty impressive.

Watching the Bengals because I just love being disappointed. Zadarius Smith sacked Ginger on first series. GBB!

 

[Mashburned]

Did you hear in the telecast when they said he rooms with a EKU football player? Of course he does.

I did, but I just figured that was false because those were the worst announcers I've ever heard. They got everything wrong.

WTF ARE WE ALWAYS PLAYING ON STUPID SEC CHANNEL. It's way worse than whatever we used to watch on WKYT. We need to gtfo SEC. It's clear they don't want us, and we don't belong.

 

[Mashburned]

Bengals hurt Zadarius. Bastards.

 

[UKGrad93]

Did you hear in the telecast when they said he rooms with a EKU football player? Of course he does.

I heard that. The guy is a receiver. I'll bet they play pitch and catch together.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Mark me down for 6-6
2-0
E. Michigan
Mizzou at home
Ole Miss at home
Vandy on the road

Miss. State and UT could make it very interesting, doh. Not counting on it with the team we've seen so far.

Big kid's band won the whole shebangabang last night in Paris. Kids work hard. He's been asleep since he got home last night/this morning. Exhausted. Filled up his truck and put some air in the tires. On of them was sitting on 10 psi. Not ideal

L8R

<> 6-6 sounds about right. But we very well could ish the bed in ANY of those 4 games you listed...especially the last 3...and go 5-7. Or worse.

We just aren't that good.

If you watched the first two games and can refute that statement with even the slightest bit of credible analysis...I would love to hear it. I need a good laugh.


<> Also...kudos to funky jr and his Band of Brothers (and sisters). A win is a win.

<> But funky sr loses points for not meeting trumpetcat in person at that event. Same place...same time. Should have bought that kid a brew...or a smoothie or whatever they sell at those events.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Bengals hurt Zadarius. Bastards.

How is Giovani Bernard? It appears my #1 pick, David Johnson, is out for a while with a wrist sprain. Gio is the man.

And now for something completely different:

 

[funKYcat75]

Bengals looked like trash. Couldn't do anything. I wouldn't start Jim Brown if he played for them.

My fantasy matchup is going to beat me despite him not starting a WR due to Irma. Looks like my team is a bit slow out of the gate.

Five day work week? GTFOOHWTN

 

[Mashburned]

Gio looked explosive at times. Counterpoint: Bengals.

But I thought Joe Mixon would be the man, and he probably should be, but the bengals are paying gio and that other guy a lot of money, so they're all gonna play.

My bench was pretty good this week.

Is Willy good? Does he have internet?

 

[AustinTXCat]

Gio looked explosive at times. Counterpoint: Bengals.

But I thought Joe Mixon would be the man, and he probably should be, but the bengals are paying gio and that other guy a lot of money, so they're all gonna play.

My bench was pretty good this week.

Is Willy good? Does he have internet?

Unsure about Willy. I'll text him in a few.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Willy just texted back. He's okay and is staying in Inverness, FL. His power is out.

 

[Mashburned]

That's good. Hope he's got enough leaves and twigs to eat, drowning in model stank, etc. Hopefully he'll be back on the grid soon.

Pretty lucky that storm kind of fizzled out, right?

 

[AustinTXCat]

That's good. Hope he's got enough leaves and twigs to eat, drowning in model stank, etc. Hopefully he'll be back on the grid soon.

Pretty lucky that storm kind of fizzled out, right?

Yes, for everyone except the Florida Keys. I'm hearing body bags have been requested by officials for certain areas in the lower and middle keys. Mortuary specialists are flying into Marathon Key near Mile Marker 50 today.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

That's good. Hope he's got enough leaves and twigs to eat

You're talking about Austin's lunch 4 out of 7 days last week.

Glad Willy is ok.

-Breezy with some rain starting to move into the area. Feels like autumn.

-GIMME THAT GOOD STUUUUUUUFFF!!!! (twice every commercial break). While overkill, it's becoming engrained in the foosball viewing experience in a way that makes it endearing, except for being on the very brink of punting my dog through the window in frustration every time it has been played so far this season.

-USC 30 UK 20. Not feeling it right now. Will watch with my dad who is flying in Friday. Told me he "found" a new beer. Bell's Two Hearted Ale. Thanks for the discovery!

 

[UKGrad93]

You're talking about Austin's lunch 4 out of 7 days last week.

Glad Willy is ok.

-Breezy with some rain starting to move into the area. Feels like autumn.

-GIMME THAT GOOD STUUUUUUUFFF!!!! (twice every commercial break). While overkill, it's becoming engrained in the foosball viewing experience in a way that makes it endearing, except for being on the very brink of punting my dog through the window in frustration every time it has been played so far this season.

-USC 30 UK 20. Not feeling it right now. Will watch with my dad who is flying in Friday. Told me he "found" a new beer. Bell's Two Hearted Ale. Thanks for the discovery!

Bell's has good beer. I suggest drinking lots of it as you watch the foolsball cats. It will make them play better.

 

[TriangleUKCat]

One of my top picks. He likes to forget about stuff and then yell from the mountaintops that he found something new and amazing. One of my favorite things about him and I'm not yet worried about it being something bad. That's been him my whole life.

That said, we gonna slam some for sure.

 

[Mashburned]

Well I say we remain undefeated. I'm really enjoying this 2-0 stuff. Smooth sailing to 4-0. SC ain't crap. Can't wait.

My main concern is the frequency of injuries. SMiss and EKU physically beat us up. SEC is going to murder us...but not before we go 4-0.

 

[UKGrad93]

The Cats won't win any games easily. They may win 5 or could be 8, but nothing will be easy for the fans. This leads me to my great discovery this weekend.

I recorded the game on my dvr, got things done that needed doing, then watched the game later, knowing the outcome. Much less stressful that way.

 

[Willy4UK]

Back at home. No power. Great news. No power. Just tickled.

 

[thabigbluenation]

good to hear big Willy. no power in Florida sucks balls though. means no a.c. could be worse things though.

 

[Willy4UK]

good to hear big Willy. no power in Florida sucks balls though. means no a.c. could be worse things though.

Yeah, i could be high on cocaine with no AC. That would suck major ballage.

Thanks man

Just 42% phone power. Just unreal bs.

 

[Mashburned]

Save that battery for the porntubes man. Turn your screen brightness down. Godspeed.

 

[UKGrad93]

Try to find some coconuts and shit. Should be plenty of them blown down by the storm. Rig up up a battery charger like they had on Gilligans Island.

 

[AustinTXCat]

Yeah, i could be high on cocaine with no AC. That would suck major ballage.

Thanks man

Just 42% phone power. Just unreal bs.

Yikes! Freak-out mode for me. Any time my phone or laptop goes below 50%, I start tripping. That's probably because I once lost a buttload of critical data in Iraq after my battery drained.

Find the nearest McDonald's that has AC + power and just invade that bitch.

 

[Kooky Kats]

So I was kinda pumped the Yanks whittled AL East lead down to 3...

Then I looked at Boston's remaining slate of games. They play t(e)rds the rest of the month, culminating with a regular season 4-game finale with the goddamn Reds.

Who the f designed this bullshit schedule ?

Season on the line? Call in the Reds for a Boston layup into playoffs... SMDH.

More cheating.

 

[-Mav-]

So I was kinda pumped the Yanks whittled AL East lead down to 3...

Then I looked at Boston's remaining slate of games. They play t(e)rds the rest of the month, culminating with a regular season 4-game finale with the goddamn Reds.

Who the f designed this bullshit schedule ?

Season on the line? Call in the Reds for a Boston layup into playoffs... SMDH.

More cheating.

I realize it's impossible to predict a year in advance which teams are gonna be vying for a playoff spot. However, a big clue would be that ITS PROBABLY GONNA BE SOMEONE IN YOUR OWN GD DIVISION.

I'm no Luddite -- I'm all for inter-league play. But playoff baseball, along with the September drama leading up to the playoffs, is the best thing about baseball. So why in the name of all that is even remotely moral, much less holy, would baseball schedule an inter-league series as the final f--king one of the season?

That's Selig-level bullshit.

 

[Mashburned]

My ff team sucks. Definitely not my fault my bench had all the good players.

 

[UKGrad93]

Sergio was having the time of his life last night!

 

[-Mav-]

iPhone X, bitches.

 

[Mashburned]

The shits just keep getting creepier - 3d facial recognition? No thank you.

 

[funKYcat75]

ANIMOJIS YOU GUYS