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we are the spawn of aliens and they have been here all along so #3 is off the books already as well.
if a nuke hit cincy and the bengals and reds never showed up at any more games, would anyone even notice?
if a nuke hit cincy and the bengals and reds never showed up at any more games, would anyone even notice?
If willy has licked a Transgender butthole does that make him gay or bi? Or maybe a heterosexual with slight gay tendicies?
Favorite song is Hard for a Tard.
And the first line is "well i guess ive effed about a million girls. And if half of them were women, i shit a string of pearls"
So 2004, i dunno. Haha
One would have to assume the subject's gender in order to come to such a conclusion. Haven't you heard? Assuming gender is illegal.
No. Well, maybe. I dunno for sure.
But you have most definitely been indefinitely and irreversibly shunned by Millennial Nation and labeled as a sexist, fascist, genderphobic nazi on your permanent record.
Well dammit this isn't good. Wonder if this gonna show up on a job background check? I'm 31 and technically fall into that generation even though I don't share one view point. Does this mean they're kicking me out?
Word on the street is that Willy is going to get a sex change just before the start of the upcoming fantastical football season. Apparently there are some EEOC based Title IX-ish type stuff in the rule book that allows a female owner in our league to get twice as many picks per round in the draft as the male owners.
Which sucks for the rest of us...
~ but ~
The good news is that his gender reassignment gives him a much better chance to win over Millennial Nation and SJW Global, inc. in the big election in 2024.
Wilhelmina4POTUS #I'm with her
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You guys are in for a world of hurt this year. I promise.
Another Mash "Reign of Terror" may be in store.
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Season begins September 7, with Chiefs/Pats on a Thursday evening game. Sunday, September 10, remainder of the league begins play.
We might consider Sunday, August 27, for Draft Day. I suspect many folks are busy September 2-4.
We might consider Sunday, August 27, for Draft Day. I suspect many folks are busy September 2-4.
THE 27TH DOESN'T WORK FOR ME BUT THATS OK CAUSE ILL AUTODRAFT ANYWAY AND STILL KICK EVERBDOYS ASS SO DONT LET ME HOLD YALL UP JUST DRAFT WHENEVER YALL WANT GO BIG BLUE
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Recapping league history and patting myself on the back. Holy cow. 28-11. One time champion.
AND GD WILLY WITH THE UPSET OF THE CENTURY TO RUIN MY 2ND CHAMPIONSHIP. I WAS UP 98-45 WEEK 1 PLAYOFF. HE STORMS BACK 120-61 IN WEEK TWO TO BEAT ME BY 6 FN POINTS. I WANT A FULL INVESTIGATION. THAT MAKES NO SENSE AUSTIN!
AND GD WILLY WITH THE UPSET OF THE CENTURY TO RUIN MY 2ND CHAMPIONSHIP. I WAS UP 98-45 WEEK 1 PLAYOFF. HE STORMS BACK 120-61 IN WEEK TWO TO BEAT ME BY 6 FN POINTS. I WANT A FULL INVESTIGATION. THAT MAKES NO SENSE AUSTIN!
Just a reminder of who the reigning champion is.
It's me.
I won.
It's me.
I won.
Invites sent. Below is last season's roster. Please assist with any missing. TIA.
1 DRNK Texas Drunks
2 WILC Jenkem Jives II
3 Gulz My Testy Gulls
4 NB Nobody's Burfict
5 LEK LEK Purge
6 KS Mean Machine
7 MACK Chucktown, SC MuletownMaulers
8 BBC Blue Bell Murders People!
9 ULCR Corneal Ulcers
10 93 - Stoopid Jokers
11 EDWA Kain Tuck
12 SSSS Seattle's Slew Of Salty Seamen
1 DRNK Texas Drunks
2 WILC Jenkem Jives II
3 Gulz My Testy Gulls
4 NB Nobody's Burfict
5 LEK LEK Purge
6 KS Mean Machine
7 MACK Chucktown, SC MuletownMaulers
8 BBC Blue Bell Murders People!
9 ULCR Corneal Ulcers
10 93 - Stoopid Jokers
11 EDWA Kain Tuck
12 SSSS Seattle's Slew Of Salty Seamen
Draft Type: Snake
Draft Date: Sunday, August 27, 2017 at 7:00 PM ET
Seconds Per Pick: 90
Draft Order: Randomized One Hour Prior to Draft Time
Draft Date: Sunday, August 27, 2017 at 7:00 PM ET
Seconds Per Pick: 90
Draft Order: Randomized One Hour Prior to Draft Time
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DAMMIT I SAID 27TH DONT WORK FOR ME DAMMIT
go down to any neighborhood starting with a 1st St sign in your city and work your way up. probably won't even get to Martin Luther King Ave before you score. be careful
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.
Chinese proverb.
Chinese proverb.
I actually knew a guy who did this and they fought him lmao.
Later he went to Cinci to score a plethora of drugs for an unbelievable price, and came back with no pants/phone/wallet/shoes/money/drugs lmao.
Is everyone in for FF? I want to make sure folks are signed up, participating and trying real hard while I whoop that ass.
I know it's Friday but I'm still feeling kinda blue and evil...might just have to take a drink to ease my worried mind.
Wife and kids in KY. Made a steak, baked potato and corn on the cob... beer.
I want effin PIE.
I want effin PIE.
Welcome back Jeff Drummond...
Now we can win 9.
Now we can win 9.
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Shit day at job number 1. Heading in to job number 2. Please pray for us sinners NOB.
Free Willy
Free Willy
I just had some frozen peanut butter and banana pie. In Kentucky. Gonna see my brother tomorrow and drink some beers. In Kentucky.
It's good to be in the bluegrass.
