Jeff Brohm loves the TE.
Wish we did, seemed to work pretty damned well.
Cue up that Purdue O20.5 TT.
Wish we did, seemed to work pretty damned well.
Cue up that Purdue O20.5 TT.
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Can't have nothin'. I can't think of anything worse than being a Purdue fan. Imagine being vaguely important on the college sports scene, but literally never winning anything in any sport, ever. Purdue is the Shawn Bradley of college sports. They're just relevant enough to be the outstretched hands and shoulders in a lot of 1980's posters of other guys dunking on them.
This is a conversation we have a lot in our office, the worst college sports programs from top to bottom. Purdue comes up a lot, but at the top of the list is usually Rutgers. Or, as we call it, Buttgers.
You know, us adults.
Rutgers is definitely on the list, but they're sort of like Northwestern, getting credit for being a major conference team, but no one thinks of them like that. Purdue sort of has that image of being a major college program, but it's not in any way deserved. They've had guys like Drew Brees, Glenn Robinson... a coach like Keady, but have never achieved anything. They have one final four in the last 40 years. Another team I think of as being total bullsh*t top to bottom is Arizona State. Arizona State is Eric Nies in Above the Rim. You just exist to get beat and make other teams look good. That's it. I've never once thought "Damn, ASU looks strong." in any sport, ever.
Illinois is the biggest nothing to show for anything headscratcher ever. The state school for one of the biggest states in the country with your only in-state sports competition is Northwestern.
Stoops does seem to want to play way more conservative during games than he comes off in pre/post game interviews
Hank, weren't you once Rumpshaker, and then Hank_______[something?], and then a third screen name that combined parts of the first two? What was the second part of the Hank______? I remember the dancing purple hippo.
That's probably been 10+ years, and at this point, I've forgotten more than I remember; but if I at least know that CastleRubric used to be Wyvern, I feel compelled to ask.
[I don't want to told I'm hallucinating no dancing F'n purple hippo].
Hell yes shawty I remember you looked blonde and like a benevolently drill sgt
Or I mean it's a good memory
I think you were laughing the entire time I first met you -
Think I first met you with catlanta in the purple lot circa 06. I remember we talked late night in 2011, not long before the SEC Tournament in ATL, and made plans to meet up - - - but you were derailed by
The Tunnel . . .
which raises a BUNCH of blanks that still need to be filled in . . .
I pretty much talk/gesticulate in 'real life' - a lot like I post on here
And sometimes if I stumble on something that exited and/or freaks me -- I eventually share it on here
That House outside of Atlanta where I found the "unknown subterranean improvements" happened at a time where I was routinely flushed with excitement and buckshot curiosity
So I saw my first UFO at that house
Saw my wife drive her car onto someone's lawn and more or less call their whole damn house DOWN .....
Got shocked by a downed electrical wire in a way that should have really hurt me -- but I THINK I experienced a miracle.....but I digress, cuz
Had a couple stay for one new years and 'sense' the crimes that had been committed in that house (there were bad things done there before we moved in.....
AFTER we moved in I think the worst thing that happened was the time my lovely bride located a bag of herbal medicine I had in my car,,,,,which was next to a FREE AND I DIDNT PLAN ON WATCHING IT - a Porn CD for "full sized or chubby girls" getting all lathered up,......she was heavier then so it naturally led to her thinking I was watching big-girl-porn (tm) in order to get up for the occasion with her
which wasn't true
that stupid video was GRATIS with the "leg show" mag that I bought and tossed earlier .... just dumb luck you know?
SO,,,,,,,,,,she threw a plate at me and broke some shit but we didn't COMMIT ANY CRIMES that would permanently harm someone --- which happened to at least 2 KIDS before we moved into that porn ridden money pit
So when I was doing the yard work and digging around to plant Silver Berry Bushes (experiencing 2 tabs just to "FEEL" the life I was planting) ....what I found was a small series of purposeful tunnels that were too big for a cat and too small for a halfling
So what the F do you do with that?
I think you and I got on the damn horn once or twice and talked through it a bit?
I KNOW I called someone about it --- someone from this site
So........I don't know, 100 Cat
Whatever made those tunnels wasn't small ANNND.....there was no small degree of evidence that my neighbor (et al?) may have been "STASHING" things there,......
holy shit -- I am going to be one bat shit crazy 60-something
And sometimes if I stumble on something that exited and/or freaks me -- I eventually share it on here
That House outside of Atlanta where I found the "unknown subterranean improvements" happened at a time where I was routinely flushed with excitement and buckshot curiosity
So I saw my first UFO at that house
Saw my wife drive her car onto someone's lawn and more or less call their whole damn house DOWN .....
Got shocked by a downed electrical wire in a way that should have really hurt me -- but I THINK I experienced a miracle.....but I digress, cuz
Had a couple stay for one new years and 'sense' the crimes that had been committed in that house (there were bad things done there before we moved in.....
AFTER we moved in I think the worst thing that happened was the time my lovely bride located a bag of herbal medicine I had in my car,,,,,which was next to a FREE AND I DIDNT PLAN ON WATCHING IT - a Porn CD for "full sized or chubby girls" getting all lathered up,......she was heavier then so it naturally led to her thinking I was watching big-girl-porn (tm) in order to get up for the occasion with her
which wasn't true
that stupid video was GRATIS with the "leg show" mag that I bought and tossed earlier .... just dumb luck you know?
SO,,,,,,,,,,she threw a plate at me and broke some shit but we didn't COMMIT ANY CRIMES that would permanently harm someone --- which happened to at least 2 KIDS before we moved into that porn ridden money pit
So when I was doing the yard work and digging around to plant Silver Berry Bushes (experiencing 2 tabs just to "FEEL" the life I was planting) ....what I found was a small series of purposeful tunnels that were too big for a cat and too small for a halfling
So what the F do you do with that?
I think you and I got on the damn horn once or twice and talked through it a bit?
I KNOW I called someone about it --- someone from this site
So........I don't know, 100 Cat
Whatever made those tunnels wasn't small ANNND.....there was no small degree of evidence that my neighbor (et al?) may have been "STASHING" things there,......
holy shit -- I am going to be one bat shit crazy 60-something
;You think that shady mother is only going to go by one nome de plume?
I still think there's a 25% or so chance that i DID meet him and this is all one big "Hush Hush Sweet Charlotte" trip where they tried to drive Betty Davis crazy by making her think she was seeing/experiencing things
I decided NOT to edit that post b/c it's a great example of one that made sense when I started........fell into a ditch somewhere.....stopped making libear sense......and yet continued a bit even as I was telling myself to stop talking
I just consider it respectful to be open and I really probably could use a better damn filter at times but ---- F'that right now because
UK's DEFENSE won a ROAD FOOTBALL GAME TODAY
I'll take that win (ROBBEd of a safety though)
Defense gets a B+ i think -- it'd be higher but I think So Miss' QB situation isn't so good
Running game was a C- and the injuries were troublesome
Defensive line was a bit better looking than i expected
Linebackers look like they're going to ruin a few people's day before the year is over
LOVE our DB's
LOVE THEM
holy shit my neighbor is either singing or telling at his family / pets or something....might have to go check into this one
Jeff Brohm loves the TE.
Wish we did, seemed to work pretty damned well.
Cue up that Purdue O20.5 TT.
Bobby Petrino school of abuse the mismatches. No idea why UK chooses to go hours between looking for theirs.
YES - you can often SEE that coach you mentioned having his offenses getting a defense off balance
Thoughts on yesterday's game:
* Stoops is incredibly risk adverse with a lead. He was playing as vanilla as possible to get out of there with a W, imo.
* We way overuse the wildcat if we have any sort of lead against a team with lesser or equal talent. This goes back to that time Jojo Kemp almost died of exhaustion against South Carolina. But if it works, it works. Ultimately, no one will ever give a shit that we looked bad offensively on the road in Hattiesburg on Labor Day weekend.
* Bunchy is an all-time nickname. Get well big fella.
* UKErik is all but openly calling for Drew Barker. That might be premature but dude knows his stuff.
* CJ Conrad is probably our best NFL prospect on offense and might be our best player if he ever got the ball with any consistency. Stephen Johnson actually hit him over the middle for possibly the first time in history yesterday and he scored once and almost scored again.
That kid needs the ball.
* I would absolutely talk to Wyvern on the phone. Bring it. However, I am dubious of his claims that he did not watch BBW porn. A little "curvy" action to mix it up on occasion never hurt nobody.
* The UKAthletics website is basically indecipherable. It takes an act of God to find a box score and even then it is incomplete. Rubbish.
* Denzil Ware. Write that name down.
* Elam played quite a bit more than expected and didn't seem to be terrible so that is good.
* Stoops is incredibly risk adverse with a lead. He was playing as vanilla as possible to get out of there with a W, imo.
* We way overuse the wildcat if we have any sort of lead against a team with lesser or equal talent. This goes back to that time Jojo Kemp almost died of exhaustion against South Carolina. But if it works, it works. Ultimately, no one will ever give a shit that we looked bad offensively on the road in Hattiesburg on Labor Day weekend.
* Bunchy is an all-time nickname. Get well big fella.
* UKErik is all but openly calling for Drew Barker. That might be premature but dude knows his stuff.
* CJ Conrad is probably our best NFL prospect on offense and might be our best player if he ever got the ball with any consistency. Stephen Johnson actually hit him over the middle for possibly the first time in history yesterday and he scored once and almost scored again.
That kid needs the ball.
* I would absolutely talk to Wyvern on the phone. Bring it. However, I am dubious of his claims that he did not watch BBW porn. A little "curvy" action to mix it up on occasion never hurt nobody.
* The UKAthletics website is basically indecipherable. It takes an act of God to find a box score and even then it is incomplete. Rubbish.
* Denzil Ware. Write that name down.
* Elam played quite a bit more than expected and didn't seem to be terrible so that is good.
Jake Olson is one of the best Tom Rinaldi stories ever from back in the day. Think about it. Playing football, blind.
We've been playing blind football in the SEC for a long time now. Pretty remarkable really.
Weird thing about the wildcat yesterday, we never had a reciever in motion to threaten the read option. I suppose that's where Bowden will show up first similar to Timmons but with no other option the D knew exactly what was coming.
We're really missing Boom.
We're really missing Boom.
Almost like Gran didn't show our entire offense in Game 1.
Two things were completely lost in the preseason hype:
- how incredibly mediocre our quarterback is
- how much we will miss boom williams
I still expect this to be a 7-8 win team, but that's more a function of taking advantage of a so-so SEC schedule than it is proof of our emergence as a conference power. Not looking a gift horse in the mouth at all, as I'll be tickled to death with the outcome, I'm just not ready to buy into us as a dark horse candidate to win the conference. That's foolish talk and setting ourselves up for a huge disappointment, imo.
- how incredibly mediocre our quarterback is
- how much we will miss boom williams
I still expect this to be a 7-8 win team, but that's more a function of taking advantage of a so-so SEC schedule than it is proof of our emergence as a conference power. Not looking a gift horse in the mouth at all, as I'll be tickled to death with the outcome, I'm just not ready to buy into us as a dark horse candidate to win the conference. That's foolish talk and setting ourselves up for a huge disappointment, imo.
The QB situation will be interesting to watch unfold. On the one hand, Johnson is a proven winner who is generally a trustworthy field general. On the other hand, Johnson is incredibly limited. Barker has had a lot of opportunities and has never really looked that great either.
Boom was the explosive force of the offense last year.
I think SAE is correct that Gran was trying to show absolutely as little as possible while winning and going home. Here's hoping that Bowden comes in on a jet sweep against SC out of the blue.
Don't really feel like college FB is really taking advantage of this NFL free weekend. Why not have more than one game on today?
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