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Said this before, but one of Joe B's guys got in trouble for plagiarizing at UK law school. Must be in his DNA, as he apparently does the same thing, chronically, 30 years later and without reason.
[^Either James Blackmon or Dicky Beal, I can't remember which one].
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Well done.
Kentucky man claims casino kicked him out for pooping his pants
Jack Casino had a $1,000 giveaway which the Danville man says he won twice. He says he entered a third time but needed to use the restroom. After coming out a short time later, he said a security guard approached him and asked if he had an accident. According to the Danville man, the guard told him three witnesses had seen him discard his underwear after pooping in them.
He denied the claim and shared photos of his stain-free pants with WXIX that he says were taken shortly after the casino kicked him out.
Jack Casino had a $1,000 giveaway which the Danville man says he won twice. He says he entered a third time but needed to use the restroom. After coming out a short time later, he said a security guard approached him and asked if he had an accident. According to the Danville man, the guard told him three witnesses had seen him discard his underwear after pooping in them.
He denied the claim and shared photos of his stain-free pants with WXIX that he says were taken shortly after the casino kicked him out.
A few complaints, etc.:
-New neighbor, nice family man, went ahead and removed a line of mature bushes that provided *perfect* privacy along the fence between our backyards this past weekend. Thanks a pantload, bro. Not only does it look like we live in some inane new subdivision, I’ve got to paint/repair the long-neglected fence now. Grief.
-Road game for a home opener is just suboptimal. I don’t care how dope Labor Day weekend in Hattiesburg, MS is.
-F a dry closing. Tapdancing Christ, people.
-It’s time to retire the state silhouette clothing, folks. We all get that you’re proud of home, but really not necessary to wear it on your god damn chest or hat daily. Novel concept that can safely be put to bed for a bit.
-Apply^ to people putting the first letter of their last name on doormats, landscape flags, house flags, in picture montage frames, etc. Everyone’s last name begins with a letter. Find something else.
-Nearly ripped some out of state broker’s ass yesterday for emailing me something I really didn’t like (questioning my underwriting). I looked him up online and saw that he was a really young and green broker, paused/reflected for a moment, then realized I used to do the exact same ish. Getting older.
-I walk the 13 floors up to our office 3-4x a week. Can’t hurt., I figure.
-Lass and child are flying out next Friday for Labor Day weekend. Friday-Monday night is wide open for your boy. Just special.
-A lot of trial and error with the BGE. I mean I am getting it, but damn thing is nuanced. I absolutely worship the smell of that sonbitch, though.
-Polo, light khakis, and loafs. Not ready to be done with the seasonal business casual.
-The night of my wedding my younger brother banged on the hotel door of my grandma whilst yelling “you’re in the wrong room, grandma!”. He was pulling a cooler behind him and was in his disheveled tux. She woke up and opened the door before he came to his senses, iirc. “My bad, grandma.”
-New neighbor, nice family man, went ahead and removed a line of mature bushes that provided *perfect* privacy along the fence between our backyards this past weekend. Thanks a pantload, bro. Not only does it look like we live in some inane new subdivision, I’ve got to paint/repair the long-neglected fence now. Grief.
-Road game for a home opener is just suboptimal. I don’t care how dope Labor Day weekend in Hattiesburg, MS is.
-F a dry closing. Tapdancing Christ, people.
-It’s time to retire the state silhouette clothing, folks. We all get that you’re proud of home, but really not necessary to wear it on your god damn chest or hat daily. Novel concept that can safely be put to bed for a bit.
-Apply^ to people putting the first letter of their last name on doormats, landscape flags, house flags, in picture montage frames, etc. Everyone’s last name begins with a letter. Find something else.
-Nearly ripped some out of state broker’s ass yesterday for emailing me something I really didn’t like (questioning my underwriting). I looked him up online and saw that he was a really young and green broker, paused/reflected for a moment, then realized I used to do the exact same ish. Getting older.
-I walk the 13 floors up to our office 3-4x a week. Can’t hurt., I figure.
-Lass and child are flying out next Friday for Labor Day weekend. Friday-Monday night is wide open for your boy. Just special.
-A lot of trial and error with the BGE. I mean I am getting it, but damn thing is nuanced. I absolutely worship the smell of that sonbitch, though.
-Polo, light khakis, and loafs. Not ready to be done with the seasonal business casual.
-The night of my wedding my younger brother banged on the hotel door of my grandma whilst yelling “you’re in the wrong room, grandma!”. He was pulling a cooler behind him and was in his disheveled tux. She woke up and opened the door before he came to his senses, iirc. “My bad, grandma.”
Have a pretty good group in my classes this year. Also they were mostly born in 1999 which is tough to imagine. I think out of about 25 total, 20 are from out of state or out of the country. I considered Vandy and UK- never thought about going further away than that. Now its pretty standard.
My dad's wife just gave him tickets to the basketball game in NYC as a birthday gift. He's never been to NY before- so he was pretty amp'd up yesterday when he called me 4 times to talk about it.
My Giordano's arrived via fedex yesterday. A notable stupid purchase based on cost- but whatever. End game was outstanding. Paired well with a couple cheap canned beers last night as I kicked back and watched some baseball.
Rich Hill. Man. Just a brutal way to lose a no-hitter.
My dad's wife just gave him tickets to the basketball game in NYC as a birthday gift. He's never been to NY before- so he was pretty amp'd up yesterday when he called me 4 times to talk about it.
My Giordano's arrived via fedex yesterday. A notable stupid purchase based on cost- but whatever. End game was outstanding. Paired well with a couple cheap canned beers last night as I kicked back and watched some baseball.
Rich Hill. Man. Just a brutal way to lose a no-hitter.
CClark, I was offered a job running the campaign for one of your US Senate candidates in the special election.
If he wins the runoff in a few weeks, I'm Bama bound.
If he wins the runoff in a few weeks, I'm Bama bound.
Randoms, complaints, etc (inspired by SAE):
- Vermont this weekend for a wedding- flying into Burlington then driving an hour and a half to what I assume is a ski resort (in the winter). More excited to see that part of the country than the festivities but whatever. Getting drunk is always fun.
- Lass's college friends are meh. They're all right, I guess. Typical yanks. Kind of bitches. Kind of rich snobs. Not overly friendly. The dudes aren't bad. Ironically, her boarding school friends are much friendlier.
- It's important for me to be well thought of by my "team" and managers at work. I want their respect and trust, but this constant need by many for "recognition" is beyond me. That's what the money's for. Tends to be a female thing it seems.
- Already hype for Saturday of Labor Day weekend. Brother-in-law just installed two outdoor TVs so he and are going to watch football all day and night and get bombed. Labor Day weekend continues to rise in esteem as I get older.
- I'm fine with state traditions gear but feel like I don't see the overkill up here as much as y'all do.
- Levi's make the best jeans and have for 100 years.
- Really enjoying Simmons' new "Rewatchables" podcast. So far, "A Few Good Men" and "Point Break" have been featured.
- Vermont this weekend for a wedding- flying into Burlington then driving an hour and a half to what I assume is a ski resort (in the winter). More excited to see that part of the country than the festivities but whatever. Getting drunk is always fun.
- Lass's college friends are meh. They're all right, I guess. Typical yanks. Kind of bitches. Kind of rich snobs. Not overly friendly. The dudes aren't bad. Ironically, her boarding school friends are much friendlier.
- It's important for me to be well thought of by my "team" and managers at work. I want their respect and trust, but this constant need by many for "recognition" is beyond me. That's what the money's for. Tends to be a female thing it seems.
- Already hype for Saturday of Labor Day weekend. Brother-in-law just installed two outdoor TVs so he and are going to watch football all day and night and get bombed. Labor Day weekend continues to rise in esteem as I get older.
- I'm fine with state traditions gear but feel like I don't see the overkill up here as much as y'all do.
- Levi's make the best jeans and have for 100 years.
- Really enjoying Simmons' new "Rewatchables" podcast. So far, "A Few Good Men" and "Point Break" have been featured.
Podcasts would be so much better if 95% of them weren't unbearable dweebs w/ skull-piercing voices.
I've been listening to a lot of Game of Thrones podcasts - you want to talk unbearable dweebs - have mercy these guys. Interesting takes on a great fantasy show tho
My sister just bought a house in St. Matthews. Went up and saw it with her Saturday. If any of you see her around please be nice to her. She's a nice classy lady, pretty much the exact and total opposite of me, white trash manual laborer from jessamine county.
One of the dads from my all star tee ball team just had a heart transplant. He's a couple years older than me, early 30's. Things like that just kind of blow my mind. Like, yesterday he didn't know what the next month held for him and then boom- he gets a call and within a few hours he's under the knife getting a new heart. Crazy. So far so good. Really relieved for this guy. But yeah, modern medicine is crazy.
Both boys are really enjoying tackle football. Oldest is a tough as nails running back/middle line backer. Dude gets brought down maybe once every 10 carries. Just a hoss. But he took a pretty nasty looking hit last night. One kid wrapped up his knees and then another kid came flying in and leveled him, bent his back the wrong way. Took a few plays off but made me really stressed. I desperately need him to make the major leagues one day and I'm worried football is going to get in the way. Probably the only season we'll play.
What does MAGA mean?
My sister just bought a house in St. Matthews. Went up and saw it with her Saturday. If any of you see her around please be nice to her. She's a nice classy lady, pretty much the exact and total opposite of me, white trash manual laborer from jessamine county.
One of the dads from my all star tee ball team just had a heart transplant. He's a couple years older than me, early 30's. Things like that just kind of blow my mind. Like, yesterday he didn't know what the next month held for him and then boom- he gets a call and within a few hours he's under the knife getting a new heart. Crazy. So far so good. Really relieved for this guy. But yeah, modern medicine is crazy.
Both boys are really enjoying tackle football. Oldest is a tough as nails running back/middle line backer. Dude gets brought down maybe once every 10 carries. Just a hoss. But he took a pretty nasty looking hit last night. One kid wrapped up his knees and then another kid came flying in and leveled him, bent his back the wrong way. Took a few plays off but made me really stressed. I desperately need him to make the major leagues one day and I'm worried football is going to get in the way. Probably the only season we'll play.
What does MAGA mean?
- Ridiculous. You always at least give a common courtesy call to the neighbors even if your intent on the change.
-I'm ok with a few of the cliche Ky shirts but the fringe is bad. Saw a Michigan one and thought... Why would they be proud of that? I guess the would say the same thing about Ky.
- steps are killer.
-took me a couple of re-reads to realize you didn't mean your brother was having sec on your grandma's door.
Horse with the Cats - PJ Washington
Life Protip: take a photo of your hotel room number before you start drinking.
PTI(pti) would write his on his hand with a marker, iirc.
Hey guys I don't have any friends who wandered into the wrong house or hotel room naked. Guess I don't hang out with stupid jabrones.
My hatboggen is quickly becoming PTI's nerdy trail runners talking running smack on Facebook.
Lopez: Looks like Todd is a wannabe guys, he barely made it to mile marker 94 in the 100 mile run this weekend.
Todd: hey guys Lopez didn't even go through a pair of running shoes for over 3 months.
I get tickled Everytime they go at it.
Lopez: Looks like Todd is a wannabe guys, he barely made it to mile marker 94 in the 100 mile run this weekend.
Todd: hey guys Lopez didn't even go through a pair of running shoes for over 3 months.
I get tickled Everytime they go at it.
Of all the major cities in America, Houston is probably the one I would miss the least...
The only information I have on Houston comes from people that had moved there for jobs and quickly left, and from one of Anthony Bourdain's shows. I believe it is just a really large series of strip malls.
25-6 Regular Season, 2-1 SEC Tourney, 6-0 NCAA, 33-7, #9
http://ukathletics.com/news/2017/8/24/sec-slate-completes-2017-18-mens-basketball-schedule.aspx
http://ukathletics.com/news/2017/8/24/sec-slate-completes-2017-18-mens-basketball-schedule.aspx
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Events like this remind me that my family and I will be at the total mercy of strangers when disaster strikes. I am simply NOT prepared and have no real plans of becoming so.
Should be pretty wild tbh.
Should be pretty wild tbh.
It's odd that I can visit my hotel room once, get blackout drunk, and somehow find my way back to the room with no recollection of how I got there when I wake up.
A skill, really.
A skill, really.
Starts out as just a couple dudes having a convo trying to work out their differences and then LETS GO!!!
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