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[anthonys735]

Lol, this Lochte story keeps getting better.

Now the security guards(who were beat down according to our local expert on the ground in Rio, PTI(pti)) apparently DID pull guns on the guys and the story is actually closer to what he originally told.

More Ryan Lochte updates. Per a Brazilian police official, two security guards pointed guns at the US Olympic swimmers during the gas station confrontation.
A “source directly connected to Ryan Lochte” told TMZ that the swimmers were pulled from the cab at gunpoint and that had been edited out of the security footage released.

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

If you can't trust Brazilian cops, who can you trust?

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Between the golf bet and Rio, PTI(pti) is in severe danger of losing GYERO cred forever, if you take out is little boyfriend Chad's support.

I'd honestly hate to lose him, but it's beginning to seem inevitable.

 

[PTI (pti)]

You're talking about the bet where I have a tremendously huge lead?

Feel pretty good, actually.

 

[wcc31]

Think more like everybody else, PTI! Stop being original!

 

[anthonys735]

So like always the story is in the middle when you're dealing with young dumb drunks and shady ass 3rd world cops. Seems like a great reason to pull 2 US citizens off a plane and detain them while creating an International affair.

Honestly, it's perfect. No one got hurt and PTI looks like a complete idiot... yet again.

 

[Wildcat Willy]

CBS and CNN are reporting that 2 of the swimmers have admitted that Lochte made it up.

Where are you getting this other stuff?

Ohhhhh. TMZ.

 

[Wildcat Willy]

Team PTI

 

[PTI (pti)]

Lochtes story was bunk. Has been the whole time. Seriously. WTF is wrong with you people??

 

[anthonys735]

CBS and CNN are reporting that 2 of the swimmers have admitted that Lochte made it up.

Where are you getting this other stuff?

Ohhhhh. TMZ.

The AP. Seems reliable.

 

[PTI (pti)]

Tiger is going on NINE YEARS without winning a major, isn't even playing right now, and BBdK is still popping his collar about that bet.

 

[Joey Rupption]

Joey didn't make shit off his shirt, that's all I know. (reckless idiot)

I bought one for myself and my buddy bought one. Mitch patted him on the back and complimented the shirt pregame at one point.

And I got to send a manifesto on the burgeoning mass-customization economy to the Collegiate Licensing Corporation and let them know of their impending doom. So I consider it a win-win.

 

[Wildcat Willy]

Anth never wanted to admit Lance Armstrong was a liar, either.

The French Press was out to get him.

 

[_Chase_]

I honestly don't give two GD shits if Lochte made it all up. Both Lochte and Rio can both co-exist as pieces of shit.

Under either parties' set of facts, at the time the Judge made the decision, it was reprehensible third world bullshit to pull those guys off the plane and detain them in Brazil. It was absolute nonsense, and further strengthened the argument that Rio is a shit hole and sucks at hosting the Olympics or any other global event. Other than maybe the Kumite.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

All swimmers are crazy and/or attract crazy.

/furcoat

 

[anthonys735]

Anth never wanted to admit Lance Armstrong was a liar, either.

That is actually true. Granted I didn't follow the sport like I do now. I drank the koolaid with Armstrong and he is a huge POS.

 

[cawoodsct]

Wonder who won the mountain bike event through the fire.

 

[anthonys735]

Tiger is going on NINE YEARS without winning a major, isn't even playing right now, and BBdK is still popping his collar about that bet.

Hey idiot, he's talking about where you called me every name in the book swearing the bet was made in 2009. Only to be proven it was made in Feb of 2011 like I had maintained. You are so dumb.

 

[PTI (pti)]

I do not recall that.

 

[cawoodsct]

 

[UnfrozenCatfanLawyer]

Armstrong was so bold and adamant with his story that it was hard not to believe him. I mean, he flat out intentionally wrecked people's lives in service of a lie. What a dick.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Tiger is going on NINE YEARS without winning a major, isn't even playing right now, and BBdK is still popping his collar about that bet.

Was popping about your credibility/guarantees about when/what the bet was. You were wrong, just like usual.

-Another average cool August day, btw. It's always like this, love it.

 

[PTI (pti)]

I was wrong about the timing of that bet. Luckily, that puts you even further from the W.


Good luck, bro.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Armstrong was so bold and adamant with his story that it was hard not to believe him. I mean, he flat out intentionally wrecked people's lives in service of a lie. What a dick.

COUNTERPOINT: wristbands and bike riding

 

[anthonys735]

Going to be interesting when they uncover what the Brits are doing in cycling. Whatever it is must be pretty badass.



So the security guards shook down the guys at gun point over a broken mirror. Lol. Great job, Rio.

 

[RibsAndWhiteBread]

Armstrong was so bold and adamant with his story that it was hard not to believe him. I mean, he flat out intentionally wrecked people's lives in service of a lie. What a dick.

Poor Sheryl Crow.

Obviously Lochte is a dumb man- but at least he was smart enough to get out of the country.

 

[Joey Rupption]

I might finally pull the trigger on a Cincinnati Professional Football team shirt I've been designing for six years or so.

If you would like to be on the mailing list for updates please email me at ukadrian@mindspring.com.

 

[MaxPowerrr]

Do they come in FAT!?

 

[Joey Rupption]

Do they come in FAT!?

They will be available in sizes from "Addyston Anorexic" to "Finneytown Fatso" (those are also the primary markets, TBH.)

 

[Century Cat]

Wetzel, as usual, nails it.

http://sports.yahoo.com/news/how-ry...ght-into-an-international-mess-170734189.html

 

[wildcat1973]

So basically Ryan Lochte is an attention whore asshole.

Doesn't fit in with the Rio bashing agenda though.

USA!!!

 

[anthonys735]

Of course he is but taking cash from someone you pointed a gun at is not, "paying for the damages."

 

[PTI (pti)]

Ryan Lochte lied and the Rio police have done their jobs.


Just hope Chase keeps twisting this in a way the puts a black eye on Brazil.

 

[cricket3]

Counterpoint: You don't stop a plane and refuse to let a couple guys leave your country because their buddy told his mom a lie and she went and told the media about it.

 

[PTI (pti)]

So, do NOT investigate an armed robbery? Got it.

 

[Mashburned]

Lil twat bois

 

[anthonys735]

I really don't want the Olympics to end. The arguments and gambol are way too much fun.

 

[B.B.d.K.]

Handball overs are

Overall, these are probably my favorite and most engaged Olympics (for many reasons), so Great job Rio. You crushed it! Maybe they'll have them back in '20 since it's been so awesome, be fine with me.

 

[PTI (pti)]

I really don't want the Olympics to end. The arguments and gambol are way too much fun.

Counterpoint: you suck!

 

[anthonys735]

Great at arguing terrible at gambol.