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[TCPUKChamps]

9.58 will never be touched.

Put it right next to Dimaggio's 56 game hitting streak, Wilt's 100 point game, any other record. No one will ever be greater then Usain Bolt.

 

[Hank Camacho]

"She wants to get the snake as bad as daddy does." Dude probably would like to have that quote back.

Snake owner in Winchester is looking for his lost 8-foot boa

An 8-foot Columbia Red Tail Boa is on the loose in Winchester. The owner, Wes Cartwright, has been looking for his lost pet, Kia, since Tuesday.

www.lex18.com

 

[PTI (pti)]

Andrew Abbott came into the season as the 5th starter, who only beat out Brandon Williamson for a spot in the rotation because of injury. In all likelihood he was going to start the year in AAA Louisville. He makes the league minimum salary.

And yet he’s top 10 in the NL in ERA and wins.

He’s due for regression. I don’t necessarily think this stardom will continue at this awesome level, but for gods sake why do you work SO HARD to hate your own team, UKO?

 

[ukalumni00]

9.58 will never be touched.

Put it right next to Dimaggio's 56 game hitting streak, Wilt's 100 point game, any other record. No one will ever be greater then Usain Bolt.

It will have to be someone who has the huge stride Bolt had but is able to come off the start quicker which was the only "weakness" Bolt had. Probably will not see it in our lifetimes.

 

[AIChatGPT]

I think it will get busted in our lifetime. Most of the fastest times have come in the 2000’s. I can see some freak being born and doing it by 2050

-looking forward to the women’s races. Sydney McLaughlin is a beast. I really like the Dutch girl Femke Bol also. Some real running talent in those distances

 

[Booker Noe]

Leigh Diffey is usually solid but totally botched that call.

 

[80 Proof]

Andrew Abbott came into the season as the 5th starter, who only beat out Brandon Williamson for a spot in the rotation because of injury. In all likelihood he was going to start the year in AAA Louisville. He makes the league minimum salary.

And yet he’s top 10 in the NL in ERA and wins.

He’s due for regression. I don’t necessarily think this stardom will continue at this awesome level, but for gods sake why do you work SO HARD to hate your own team, UKO?

Because he's a sadistic POS.

Probably goes back to some internalized trauma from his youth. Didn't get enough attention from his dad or something like that.

 

[ukwizard]

Remember when Louisville PD arrested an Olympic Gold medalist?

 

[anthonys735]

Bolt's will get beat. They've found something special with the peds. All the big doper's late 90s and 00s cycling records are getting destroyed this year. Those dudes in that era (Lance) were on the heavy. Only a matter of time until an elite talent finds whatever they're using.

 

[cut_itloosedoubledeuce]

Everybody withdraw your retirement $$ before the market opens today. Trust me, I’m a finance guy.

 

[Hank Camacho]

Everybody withdraw your retirement $$ before the market opens today. Trust me, I’m a finance guy.

Sounds like it is going to be absolutely brutal.

 

[80 Proof]

Remember when Louisville PD arrested an Olympic Gold medalist?

 

[ThroughBlue]

Everybody withdraw your retirement $$ before the market opens today. Trust me, I’m a finance guy.

Lockheed with the big green dildo. I can hear the war drums a bangin'

 

[PTI (pti)]

* Where's Roaring Kitty when you need him?

* I suppose I'll watch the Joe Rogan standup on Netflix, and I assume it will be the #1 show on the platform for a week or two, but man.....that poor guy just is not funny.

* I totally sympathize with the French pole vaulter. My huge D once caused me to knock over my opponents Rook in a chess match in 5th grade, mess up the tying of a taut-line hitch while earning a merit badge in Boy Scouts, and look foolish while sitting on the bench for the winless Sayre Spartans middle school basketball team.

(actually, I'm pretty sure we beat Richmond Model)

* It's not as cool of a story as my employee(s) drawing richards on a construction site or whatever, but my account manager has a pet bird. Actually, TWO pet birds. They decided to destroy her laptop yesterday. Jumped on it and pecked and clawed the s*** out of it. So now I'm buying a new laptop. Like what in the actual F.

* Is it just my lass, or do all woman obsess over snacks?

About ready to head out for a road trip, and we're bringing like 17 different little packages of Trader Joe's bulls***. Seems pretty silly when I fully intend to eat 3 full meals a day, but whatev. Car rides, plane trips, any sort of hours long event -- we're bringing snacks.

* Open tryouts 8/30 --> who would be the most likely GYEROer to earn a roster spot TODAY? There's still some skill there, but some of these once great athletes are showing their age. For sure.

* The Fernando Cruz dominance was fun while it lasted. Should plan on seeing this guy hanging out in Louisville soon.

 

[BernieSadori]

*Scotty is an animal. I was hoping he could make the stand with a bronze, then he started f'ing around and won a gold medal.

*How about dude knocking down the bar with his pecker? Like Tin Cup, he will probably be remembered for that more so than the person that wins gold.

*As a valued member of the Rapid Rewards community, I received a blast email Friday alerting me they are going to start assigned seating flights in 2025. I like it. Now I can finish my beer in peace and be one of the last people on the plane as I do with other airlines.

*I like Joe Rogan's podcast much more than his stand up routines.

*Happy birfday, Bonzo.

*6-day solo trip starting tomorrow. Heading to Clearwater Beach for a little R&R (just missing the hurricane). I've never been on vacation by myself so I'm excited and worried at the same time. Excited because I can do anything I want any time I want. Nervous because I'm worried I'll get bored...and I can do anything I want any time I want. Prayers accepted.

 

[80 Proof]

 

[CSC81]

Can relate to the snack gripe. It’s like they think we’re going to get lost in the woods for two weeks. Even though we’ll be on main roads, interstates, etc. the whole time.

 

[HymanKaplan]

*I like Joe Rogan's podcast much more than his stand up routines.

Does anyone actually ENJOY Rogan's standup?

(Going to see Marc Maron on the 11th)

 

[CAT Scratch FVR]

Rogan made being a meathead acceptable. Read some stuff from the special, "Hey, I'm just throwing stuff out there." You might want to tell your audience that, some believe every word you say.

No, Rogan is not funny but neither is Kevin Hart but they make loads of money.